Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

pc7

Mod note -


Usual rules apply, play nice so to speak.

somesoldiers

First an dat

SecretsOfEarth

Well done, well done.

ButtersSuki

somesoldiers wrote: »

First an dat

Well done! Well done!

ButtersSuki

@pc7, wat about my wunderful, fantastic suggestion for de thread title so to speak?

pc7

Thread suggestions so far, one a tad long! any others?

Is der anuder buke in this
This a bleedin' wind-up
De Holy Leather Strap of Cavan
Happiness is a thing called joe
no, no Joe
Joe le taxi
Da Lahv Lahn €300K in fees for de occasional presenter and it's not even August yet sez you Thread and dat so to speak

zell12

somesoldiers

There's is no modrin misery that we haven't sucked the life out of already on the programme to lets resurrect some old misery

SecretsOfEarth

somesoldiers wrote: »

There's is no modrin misery that we haven't sucked the life out of already on the programme to lets resurrect some old misery

I am surprised that he hasn't hovered over the misery of the wildfires in Greece.

McDermotX

Taxpayer money buying the straps.

FFS

Floppybits

Is them the 3 twins in the photograph?

pc7

ButtersSuki wrote: »

@pc7, wat about my wunderful, fantastic suggestion for de thread title so to speak?

Might be a bit long for those using phones, not sure how screen will display for them (may not be an issue)??

somesoldiers

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

I am surprised that he hasn't hovered over the misery of the wildfires in Greece.

Yeah especially with the unfortunate irish honeymooner

ButtersSuki

zell12 wrote: »

Someone really needs to tell Joe how to wear a suit. Look at the short sleeves 8-10 inches out of the jacket. :rolleyes:


No gaudy tie or pocket square for dis photo at least.

Floppybits

McDermotX wrote: »

Taxpayer money buying the straps.

FFS

Did they give the straps when the teacher graduated? like here is your scroll and strap go forth and teach and beat?

His living room is very beige. Bit like mine.

zell12

First break of the show at 14:17 featuring:
Persil, StandardLife, BordBia Pork, RTE Darcy

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Might be a bit long for those using phones, not sure how screen will display for them (may not be an issue)??

Yeah, it's de thread title dat attracts peeple ta da thread alright! :rolleyes:;) It's not an issue pc, not an issue at all, dja heer me?



We've had longer....said de two actresses ta da two bishops so to speak.

SecretsOfEarth

If yew would prefer to read this story rather than listen to de misery:
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/burglar-left-with-17-pellets-in-his-arm-after-homeowner-shot-him-30106988.html

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

Yeah especially with the unfortunate irish honeymooner

Give him time.

ButtersSuki

I'm out, I'll check back in later so to speak.

PlaneSpeeking

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

If yew would prefer to read this story rather than listen to de misery:
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/burglar-left-with-17-pellets-in-his-arm-after-homeowner-shot-him-30106988.html

What a cockle warming story!!!!

Is it me or does he look like a knacker Novak Djokovic ???

SecretsOfEarth

"Did yew exchange wurds?"
No Joe, I tink dey remained silent in dis situation.

zell12

What is this about?

SecretsOfEarth

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

What a cockle warming story!!!!

Is it me or does he look like a knacker smooth operator Novak Djokovic ???

Yew can't say dat - FYP!

(He does resemble him alright, don't tell Joe or it'll be straight to pun town).

pc7

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Yeah, it's de thread title dat attracts peeple ta da thread alright! :rolleyes:;) It's not an issue pc, not an issue at all, dja heer me?.

I've posted all the suggestions so far (post #6), so we'll let de peeples pick or suggest more. Will let it run like a lahvlann poll, text y for dis and x for dat

sligojoek

McDermotX wrote: »

Taxpayer money buying the straps.

FFS

I remember reading that they were made in the industrial schools.

Ally Dick

He deserves a medal

zell12

I was disgusted, Joe.

somesoldiers

Have you had an accident at work?

McDermotX

sligojoek wrote: »

I remember reading that they were made in the industrial schools.

As in, you might have worked on the very strap that took a few inches off ye ?


Thats the kind of efficiency that this country is sorely missing these days.

sligojoek

pc7 wrote: »

Thread suggestions so far, one a tad long! any others?

Is der anuder buke in this
This a bleedin' wind-up
De Holy Leather Strap of Cavan
Happiness is a thing called joe
no, no Joe
Joe le taxi
Da Lahv Lahn €300K in fees for de occasional presenter and it's not even August yet sez you Thread and dat so to speak

What colour is the long one?

somesoldiers

"Ironically de fadder doyed in the same year Fahy was caught again!"

SecretsOfEarth

Violated the house so to speak.

FrKurtFahrt

somesoldiers wrote: »

There's is no modrin misery that we haven't sucked the life out of already on the programme to lets resurrect some old misery

This as a thread title - or some snappier version of it

Well some people’s homes ARE castles

zell12

"Yer home is yer castle"

McDermotX

F**k yeah caller !

2smiggy

SecretsOfEarth wrote: »

If yew would prefer to read this story rather than listen to de misery:
https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/burglar-left-with-17-pellets-in-his-arm-after-homeowner-shot-him-30106988.html

from the article in 2014 he was drug free and given lectures to children. that did not last too long did it !

2smiggy

this could be a slow story .....

zell12

I sold me house to CorkCityCouncil and it is empty, Joe

zell12

Room for a pony
https://twitter.com/rteliveline/status/1022451051566379016

SecretsOfEarth

De thread title is incorrect - we are now in July 2-19 according to Joseph.

zell12

July 2019 already?:eek:

zell12

A list of houses for robbers

Del.Monte

Annoying middle class girl says the GAA is in her DNA - more likely croquet.

SecretsOfEarth

OH NOT DR FOOKING SAM!

McDermotX

Dr Tax E. Vader

Rock Lesnar

Potential here

2smiggy

this Dr Sam thing is boiling my blood at this stage :mad::mad:

zell12

Dotkor Sam
His wife Iman is LOIVE outside de prison