Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

How often do ye rattle the wife

  • 15-12-2017 07:37PM
    #1
    kerryjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭


    OK lads as the title suggest be honest I am near 50 was a late starter 4 small kids. We seem to be in a happy place where its not that important its mad busy of course and there is very little time for a bit of intimacy sleeping arrangements can be all over the place, if you find an empty bed you just lie in to it.


«13

Comments

  • #2
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    I don't think I've ever 'rattled' your wife. What's her name?


  • #3
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 56,719 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Knew a lad who married an ex-nun. Holy fcuk she was known as !!


  • #4
    Liamario
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Liamario


    This is a very strange and ineffective way to find out who's rattling your wife.


  • #5
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Depends on if I can get all the chores done.


  • #6
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

    Can't promise a fierce rattling, but she'll at least be shook. Shaken, if not stirred.


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    Liamalone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    Once a year, religiously


  • #8
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Liamalone wrote: »
    Once a year, religiously

    Santa, that you?


  • #9
    Buford T. Justice XIX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,621 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Liamalone wrote: »
    Once a year, religiously
    Merry Christmas so:D


  • #10
    greencap
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Depends on if I can get all the chores done.

    Sounds like youre the one being rattled.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #11
    bazza1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Whist! You're putting me off me stroke! :)


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.


  • #13
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    And they say romance is dead.


  • #14
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    RayM wrote: »
    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

    Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!


  • #15
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,218 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?


  • #16
    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Find a nice young one instead and you'll have to be dug out of her. Buried to the back axle.


  • #17
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?

    Well, as it stands you're behind myself and RayM, I think Wednesday is still free, but there's only so much rattling a wife can take.


  • #18
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,458 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Any pics of her face? They all look the same from behind.


  • #19
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!

    The phrase "like throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street" springs to mind.


  • #20
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    by far the best thread title I have ever read :D


  • #21
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    RayM wrote: »
    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

    pics or gtfo:D


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I'm not married


  • #23
    lukesmom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    branie2 wrote: »
    I'm not married

    well how often do you rattle the gf then or bf


  • #24
    bobbysands81
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,229 ✭✭✭bobbysands81


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?

    “It’s a salmon colored ticket.”


  • #25
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    out of number 11


  • #26
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    Just don’t wife the rattle in the first place, then ye can have a different rattle every night. Variety is the spice of life after all.


  • #27
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭uch


    feckin seldom since the youngone moved back from spain, best contraceptive ever if we needed it, but we don't

    22/25



  • #28
    lanomist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭lanomist


    About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.


  • #29
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Daily.

    With my husband? Once a week-ish.


  • #30
    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    lanomist wrote: »
    About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

    Go on my son.


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    fergus1001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,613 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    7 times a week, just saying

    Anyone saying once a year they are rookie number you gotta pump those numbers up !


Advertisement
Advertisement