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How often do ye rattle the wife

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    #62
    SuperSean11
    Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭SuperSean11


    lanomist wrote: »
    About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

    How'd it go?


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    #63
    Barncom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 ✭Barncom


    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.


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    #64
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Barncom wrote: »
    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.

    Unless you're a female or a prepubescent male this, i think, will be impossible with a high likelihood of a "wet dream".


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    #65
    Barncom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 ✭Barncom


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Unless you're a female or a prepubescent male this, i think, will be impossible with a high likelihood of a "wet dream".

    I'm 33, I'll give myself a pass if that happens, but don't think I've ever had a wet dream im my life.


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    #66
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,079 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Barncom wrote: »
    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.

    Bad for your bag, bro.

    Need to tip cement now and again, or she'll clog the pipes.


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    #67
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Barncom wrote: »
    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.

    Not even if Fr. Seamus Marmody gives you a reacharound?


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    #68
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,079 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    Not even if Fr. Seamus Marmody gives you a reacharound?

    Lad would't hold out against that Rumpy,sack would spit like a taximan on Aston Quay..

    Never hold out there.


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    #69
    Reati
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Reati


    Barncom wrote: »
    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.

    Never got that nofap crap. You only live once lads, rip the stomach outta your self every second you can. Might get hit by a bus tomorrow.


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    #70
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Reati wrote: »
    Never got that nofap crap. You only live once lads, rip the stomach outta your self every second you can. Might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

    He might have an addiction to trying to pull the skeleton out of himself though? Going at himself like he’s starting a petrol lawnmower after a cold winter.

    :confused:


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    #71
    Reati
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Reati


    Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »
    He might have an addiction to trying to pull the skeleton out of himself though? Going at himself like he’s starting a petrol lawnmower after a cold winter.

    :confused:

    Shur more power to him. He's not going to pull it off like. The practice will do him good when he nerds to start a lawnmower in the spring.


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    #72
    KellyXX
    Registered Users Posts: 365 ✭✭KellyXX


    Is this thread men only?
    I came in to post about the frequency of my own rattle but I'm scared now :)


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    #73
    Barncom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 ✭Barncom


    Reati wrote: »
    Never got that nofap crap. You only live once lads, rip the stomach outta your self every second you can. Might get hit by a bus tomorrow.

    Exactly, only live once so want to feel energetic and full of life. **** routinely and too much sex kills that drive in me.


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    #74
    Dakota Dan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    Bad for your bag, bro.

    Need to tip cement now and again, or she'll clog the pipes.

    Not dumping your load is great for hair though.


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    #75
    Raven_k42
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭Raven_k42


    RayM wrote: »
    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!

    The phrase "like throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street" springs to mind.

    "........on a wet day" to properly complete the saying (well that's how I always knew it).

    K


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    #76
    Barncom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 ✭Barncom


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Not dumping your load is great for hair though.

    Yea apparently when you ejaculate prolactin levels raise which does something to DHT or PGD2 which causes baldness. Can't remember exact details.


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    #77
    Reati
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Reati


    KellyXX wrote: »
    Is this thread men only?
    I came in to post about the frequency of my own rattle but I'm scared now :)

    No, but you do need to be rattling your or someone else's wife.


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    #78
    Reati
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Reati


    Barncom wrote: »
    Exactly, only live once so want to feel energetic and full of life. **** routinely and too much sex kills that drive in me.

    Jaysus you must have some serious **** sessions if that kills any drive in you.


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    #79
    Barncom
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 11 ✭Barncom


    Reati wrote: »
    Jaysus you must have some serious **** sessions if that kills any drive in you.

    I wouldn't say anything out of the ordinary, but definitely feel much better since I stopped a couple weeks ago.


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    #80
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Barncom wrote: »
    I wouldn't say anything out of the ordinary, but definitely feel much better since I stopped a couple weeks ago.

    Be careful you don’t get a case of blue balls.


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    #81
    XsApollo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    Well it is pretty much agreed that if you abstain from pulling the plod off yourself you tend to be happier and have more energy and more drive.


    Edit:
    Not that I have had any success in that matter.


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    #82
    Reati
    Registered Users Posts: 1,922 ✭✭✭Reati


    XsApollo wrote: »
    Well it is pretty much agreed that if you abstain from pulling the plod off yourself you tend to be happier and have more energy and more drive.


    Edit:
    Not that I have had any success in that matter.

    Would love to see the data that backs that?


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    #83
    poo poo
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭poo poo


    I have no-one to rattle :(


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    #84
    kerryjack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    Barncom wrote: »
    I'm challenging myself this year to not ejaculate in 2018, so far so good, was tempted a couple times however.

    I wouldn't do that,the priests deprived themselves for years and look how fucooked up they are now, its completely natural and a sign of good health, the day I don't wake up with a horn is the day I will go and see a doctor.


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