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How often do ye rattle the wife

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  • 15-12-2017 7:37pm
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    kerryjack
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    OK lads as the title suggest be honest I am near 50 was a late starter 4 small kids. We seem to be in a happy place where its not that important its mad busy of course and there is very little time for a bit of intimacy sleeping arrangements can be all over the place, if you find an empty bed you just lie in to it.


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    RayM
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    I don't think I've ever 'rattled' your wife. What's her name?


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    tayto lover
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    Knew a lad who married an ex-nun. Holy fcuk she was known as !!


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    Liamario
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    This is a very strange and ineffective way to find out who's rattling your wife.


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    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Depends on if I can get all the chores done.


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    Avatar MIA
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    Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

    Can't promise a fierce rattling, but she'll at least be shook. Shaken, if not stirred.


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    Liamalone
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    Once a year, religiously


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    Avatar MIA
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    Liamalone wrote: »
    Once a year, religiously

    Santa, that you?


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    Buford T. Justice XIX
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    Liamalone wrote: »
    Once a year, religiously
    Merry Christmas so:D


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    greencap
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    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    Depends on if I can get all the chores done.

    Sounds like youre the one being rattled.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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    bazza1
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    Whist! You're putting me off me stroke! :)


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    RayM
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    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.


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    Surreptitious
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    And they say romance is dead.


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    Avatar MIA
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    RayM wrote: »
    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

    Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!


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    Insect Overlord
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    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?


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    um7y1h83ge06nx
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    Find a nice young one instead and you'll have to be dug out of her. Buried to the back axle.


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    Avatar MIA
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    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?

    Well, as it stands you're behind myself and RayM, I think Wednesday is still free, but there's only so much rattling a wife can take.


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    beertons
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    Any pics of her face? They all look the same from behind.


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    RayM
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    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!

    The phrase "like throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street" springs to mind.


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    lukesmom
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    by far the best thread title I have ever read :D


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    lukesmom
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    RayM wrote: »
    I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

    pics or gtfo:D


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    branie2
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    I'm not married


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    lukesmom
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    branie2 wrote: »
    I'm not married

    well how often do you rattle the gf then or bf


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    bobbysands81
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    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

    How much for a string of tickets?

    “It’s a salmon colored ticket.”


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    branie2
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    out of number 11


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    SuperSean11
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    Just don’t wife the rattle in the first place, then ye can have a different rattle every night. Variety is the spice of life after all.


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    feckin seldom since the youngone moved back from spain, best contraceptive ever if we needed it, but we don't

    21/25



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    lanomist
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    About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.


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    rawn
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    Daily.

    With my husband? Once a week-ish.


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    um7y1h83ge06nx
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    lanomist wrote: »
    About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

    Go on my son.


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    fergus1001
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    7 times a week, just saying

    Anyone saying once a year they are rookie number you gotta pump those numbers up !


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