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How often do ye rattle the wife

kerryjack

OK lads as the title suggest be honest I am near 50 was a late starter 4 small kids. We seem to be in a happy place where its not that important its mad busy of course and there is very little time for a bit of intimacy sleeping arrangements can be all over the place, if you find an empty bed you just lie in to it.

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RayM

I don't think I've ever 'rattled' your wife. What's her name?

tayto lover

Knew a lad who married an ex-nun. Holy fcuk she was known as !!

Liamario

This is a very strange and ineffective way to find out who's rattling your wife.

Are Am Eye

Depends on if I can get all the chores done.

Avatar MIA

Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

Can't promise a fierce rattling, but she'll at least be shook. Shaken, if not stirred.

Liamalone

Once a year, religiously

Avatar MIA

Liamalone wrote: »

Once a year, religiously

Santa, that you?

Buford T. Justice XIX

Liamalone wrote: »

Once a year, religiously

Merry Christmas so:D

greencap

Are Am Eye wrote: »

Depends on if I can get all the chores done.

Sounds like youre the one being rattled.

bazza1

Whist! You're putting me off me stroke!

RayM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Look, I can fit her in next Tuesday.

I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

Surreptitious

And they say romance is dead.

Avatar MIA

RayM wrote: »

I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!

Insect Overlord

You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

How much for a string of tickets?

um7y1h83ge06nx

Find a nice young one instead and you'll have to be dug out of her. Buried to the back axle.

Avatar MIA

Insect Overlord wrote: »

You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

How much for a string of tickets?

Well, as it stands you're behind myself and RayM, I think Wednesday is still free, but there's only so much rattling a wife can take.

beertons

Any pics of her face? They all look the same from behind.

RayM

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Listen, I'll be ploughing what you've harrowed!

The phrase "like throwing a cocktail sausage down O'Connell Street" springs to mind.

lukesmom

by far the best thread title I have ever read

lukesmom

RayM wrote: »

I can fit her in on Monday. Not sure if she'll be able to fit me in though. If you know what I mean. I mean I have a gigantic penis.

pics or gtfo:D

branie2

I'm not married

lukesmom

branie2 wrote: »

I'm not married

well how often do you rattle the gf then or bf

bobbysands81

Insect Overlord wrote: »

You'd know it's Christmas time when you see the thread title and think it says "raffle".

How much for a string of tickets?

“It’s a salmon colored ticket.”

branie2

out of number 11

SuperSean11

Just don’t wife the rattle in the first place, then ye can have a different rattle every night. Variety is the spice of life after all.

uch

feckin seldom since the youngone moved back from spain, best contraceptive ever if we needed it, but we don't

lanomist

About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

rawn

Daily.

With my husband? Once a week-ish.

um7y1h83ge06nx

lanomist wrote: »

About once a year, but the good thing is TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT.

Go on my son.

fergus1001

7 times a week, just saying

Anyone saying once a year they are rookie number you gotta pump those numbers up !