Ballymaloe Relish?

dinorebel · 25-10-2017 04:08PM

Deleted User wrote: »

The amount of bans and cards. I didn't realise Ballymaloe relish was such a touchy subject

FFS don't mention "Touchy"

Buford T. Justice XIX · 25-10-2017 04:12PM

Conspectus wrote: »

Mod-Locked while I dole out the cards and bans.

7 cards and a ban in 13 posts. Wouldn't even get this in a terrorist attack thread.
Now cop the fück on and less of the backhanded references to pedophilia.

Reopened for now

davycc wrote: »

No it's made by peados!
Boycott that crap.

Mod note: Just a reminder folks, no pedophilia references,

Thanks in advance,

Buford T. Justice.

davycc · 25-10-2017 04:48PM

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Mod note: Just a reminder folks, no pedophilia references,

Thanks in advance,

Buford T. Justice.

Apologies didn't see the warning until the last post

Varik · 25-10-2017 07:43PM

Like it but it's too expensive when they're much cheaper alternatives.

r93kaey5p2izun · 25-10-2017 08:01PM

Yes. But I don't buy it due to reasons alluded to previously in the thread. Surprised at the ban on references to a publicly named convicted person.

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_Dara_ · 26-10-2017 10:09AM

Gussied up ketchup.

previous user · 26-10-2017 03:00PM

What's the different flavours.

SnakePlissken · 26-10-2017 03:37PM

previous user wrote: »

What's the different flavours.

Virgin olives and baby tomatoes.

Paddy Samurai · 26-10-2017 03:39PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

The so-called spicy version also isn't that spicy, as in I have to concentrate really hard to notice the spicyness in it.

What do you make of the stuff?

When the spicy one first came out it was a lot spicier and had a bit of a kick ,but for some reason they toned it down since.

.red. · 26-10-2017 03:43PM

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

When the spicy one first came out it was a lot spicier and had a bit of a kick ,but for some reason they toned it down since.

The newer spicy one isn't spicy at all, its so mild its almost kid friendly.....

MagicIRL · 26-10-2017 03:45PM

From page 1 to 5, what a wild ride :pac:

Why can't you make comment about convicted pedophiles now? Genuinely curious about all the cards and bans on the first page. Martyrs for the relish cause.

longshanks · 26-10-2017 03:48PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Many years ago my sister had an extreme allergic reaction to it. Which we later found out to have been an anaphylactic reaction. They were trying to find the exact cause so my mum rang the company to ask about their ingredients. They refused to tell her because it was a secret. I think they just listed spices but wouldn't say which spices. My sister could have died so my mum was not impressed with their attitude. It's been banned in our house ever since!

Therefore I vote no.

But it is kinda nice (please don't tell my mammy).

The hidden ingredient is tears, children's tears. Y'know, cos the whole paedo thing and jokes and whatnot.

sabat · 26-10-2017 03:53PM

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

When the spicy one first came out it was a lot spicier and had a bit of a kick ,but for some reason they toned it down since.

I hate it when companies fiddle with things like that, even if they are only minor.

SnakePlissken · 26-10-2017 04:02PM

sabat wrote: »

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

When the spicy one first came out it was a lot spicier and had a bit of a kick ,but for some reason they toned it down since.

I hate it when companies fiddle with things like that, even if they are only minor.

Oh this one is good, bravo sir.

Neyite · 26-10-2017 04:20PM

.red. wrote: »

The newer spicy one isn't spicy at all, its so mild its almost kid friendly.....

I find with some particular versions of relish there may be a lot of hidden additives which may make them unsuitable for children.

previous user · 26-10-2017 05:34PM

SnakePlissken wrote: »

Virgin olives and baby tomatoes.

Any new flavours for Christmas

Biggest lickspittle on boardz · 26-10-2017 07:44PM

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy wrote: »

Google Tim Allen

Ah yes, Tim 'The Toolman'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Allen

But what has this got to do with a relish I ask...

dinorebel · 26-10-2017 09:01PM

Biggest lickspittle on boardz wrote: »

Ah yes, Tim 'The Toolman'.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Allen

But what has this got to do with a relish I ask...

He was putting his tool where it didn't belong.

alledgedly

and not that Tim Allen

keith_sixteen · 26-10-2017 09:07PM

Astonishing that "terrorist attack threads" are now so frequent, they act as a kind of reference point for cards (which this thread has laughably managed to exceed).

vicwatson · 26-10-2017 09:44PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Jesus that went downhill fast :eek:

On topic (assuming the op actually intended to start a serious thread).... try the aldi knock-off versions. Probably made by the same crowd but far nicer IMHO.

No, not made by the Allen family, they are made by follain teoranta in ballyvourney, and yes they are far superior.

eviltwin wrote: »

Nope, wouldn't knowingly give money to someone who has been convicted of possession of child abuse images or those who support them.

977 iirc, one of the most irritating things is Darina “standing by her man” :mad: I’ve never and will never touch anything from them again.

Bugs me how the RTE love-in with Ballymalloe continues, like nothing happened.

harry Bailey esq · 26-10-2017 10:25PM

Ubbquittious wrote: »

What do you make of the stuff?

National headlines!

previous user · 28-10-2017 02:06AM

It goes lovely with Turkey, anything else Ballmaloe relish goes well with?

Teyla Emmagan · 28-10-2017 08:02AM

previous user wrote:

It goes lovely with Turkey, anything else Ballmaloe relish goes well with?

Cheese.

It's not made by Darina and Tim, it's made by some cousins of theirs. Like people totally unassociated with the charges. It's called Ballymaloe after the hotel, not the cookery school.

But sure don't let that get on the way of all the hilarious jokes in this thread.

Neyite · 28-10-2017 09:21AM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Cheese.

It's not made by Darina and Tim, it's made by some cousins of theirs. Like people totally unassociated with the charges. It's called Ballymaloe after the hotel, not the cookery school.

But sure don't let that get on the way of all the hilarious jokes in this thread.

http://ballymaloefoods.ie/about-us/

Pretty clear from the link that it's just another branch of the business.

gozunda · 28-10-2017 09:38AM

Neyite wrote: »

http://ballymaloefoods.ie/about-us/

Pretty clear from the link that it's just another branch of the business.

It's mass produced industrial muck marketed as being a lovely home made type product

Even fcking McDonald's were using the stuff in their burgers as far as I remember

I have tasted it and Imo it's pure gloop

It so much easier to make a really good home made chutney for very little that tastes a million times better ...

On the other issue - I think this thread should be nominated as one of the classic threads on Boards- there is a list somewhere of those threads that made history for one reason or another...brilliant :pac:

Neyite · 28-10-2017 09:43AM

I make my own too. I'm making Chilli Jam this weekend too for Christmas.

Teyla Emmagan · 28-10-2017 12:39PM

Neyite wrote:

Pretty clear from the link that it's just another branch of the business.

A branch that has nothing whatsoever to do with Tim Allen. I just don't think it's fair to be labelling all the people that work in that factory as paedos. The relish business is run by a different part of the family. No one is going around calling all of Tom Humphries relatives kiddy fiddlers. It's ridiculous.

Nekarsulm · 28-10-2017 12:46PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

A branch that has nothing whatsoever to do with Tim Allen. I just don't think it's fair to be labelling all the people that work in that factory as paedos. The relish business is run by a different part of the family. No one is going around calling all of Tom Humphries relatives kiddy fiddlers. It's ridiculous.

So why move him out of the house, to try and distance him from the company?

judeboy101 · 28-10-2017 01:02PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

A branch that has nothing whatsoever to do with Tim Allen. I just don't think it's fair to be labelling all the people that work in that factory as paedos. The relish business is run by a different part of the family. No one is going around calling all of Tom Humphries relatives kiddy fiddlers. It's ridiculous.

I know ppl living and working in that area and well put it this way, sometimes a parent will do anything for their child, if u catch my meaning.

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