Ballymaloe Relish?

Ubbquittious · 24-10-2017 8:52pm #1

I think it's a bit too sweet myself. Hopefully the impending sugar tax will change that. The so-called spicy version also isn't that spicy, as in I have to concentrate really hard to notice the spicyness in it.

What do you make of the stuff?

elperello · 24-10-2017 8:53pm

Love it.

Fr_Dougal · 24-10-2017 8:53pm

It’s not really kid friendly.

downwesht · 24-10-2017 8:55pm

Like some of the owners!!

weadick · 24-10-2017 8:55pm

Tom Humphries adores it.

Ipso · 24-10-2017 8:56pm

You don't have to drive a panel van with blacked out windows to like it, but it helps.

Barry Badrinath · 24-10-2017 8:56pm

Ballymaloe?

You mean 'Fritzell Sauce'? No thanks.

Dr Turk Turkelton · 24-10-2017 8:59pm

Lol heard it referred to as paedo sauce in another thread on here.
Great name.

northknife · 24-10-2017 9:04pm

Has anyone tried the one with extra spunk? :-D

elperello · 24-10-2017 9:06pm

I think I wandered into an uncomfortable space.

EPAndlee · 24-10-2017 9:08pm

Panel van,duct tape and ballymaloe relish is the ultimate paedo starter pack

Rubberchikken · 24-10-2017 9:09pm

My no vote speaks volumes.

Ken. · 24-10-2017 9:09pm

Mod-Locked while I dole out the cards and bans.

7 cards and a ban in 13 posts. Wouldn't even get this in a terrorist attack thread.
Now cop the fück on and less of the backhanded references to pedophilia.

Reopened for now

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-10-2017 9:18pm

That's gotta be some kind of record, cards-wise.

judeboy101 · 24-10-2017 9:20pm

No, i can't support child abuse in any shape or form

Ubbquittious · 24-10-2017 9:20pm

Jesus if I thought for a second this would happen I wouldn't have bothered

HeidiHeidi · 24-10-2017 9:22pm

Jesus that went downhill fast :eek:

On topic (assuming the op actually intended to start a serious thread).... try the aldi knock-off versions. Probably made by the same crowd but far nicer IMHO.

Tom Mann Centuria · 24-10-2017 9:22pm

Don't mind it, but wouldn't buy it for reasons oft mentioned.

Tom Mann Centuria · 24-10-2017 9:22pm

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Jesus if I thought for a second this would happen I wouldn't have bothered

:pac:

Atoms for Peace · 24-10-2017 9:22pm

Saucy

me_irl · 24-10-2017 9:25pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

That's gotta be some kind of record, cards-wise.

For someone who watched Six One once in a blue moon, I was so confused!

Tom Mann Centuria · 24-10-2017 9:27pm

me_irl wrote: »

For someone who watched Six One once in a blue moon, I was so confused!

I don't think the Six One discuss Mod actions.

me_irl · 24-10-2017 9:28pm

Tom Mann Centuria wrote: »

I don't think the Six One discuss Mod actions.

Ah Dobbo and Shar'n... good mod, bad mod. :pac:

Corcaigh84 · 24-10-2017 9:30pm

Poll needs Jalapeno option

http://ballymaloefoods.ie/our-products/ballymaloe-jalapeno-pepper-relish/

SnakePlissken · 24-10-2017 9:30pm

I opened a jar of it once and it spontaneously erupted from the jar and attached itself to my 8 year old niece's face like that scene from the movie with the Alien... ET.

irishproduce · 24-10-2017 9:30pm

this thread has gone over my head

server down · 24-10-2017 9:31pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

That's gotta be some kind of record, cards-wise.

He came down hard but fair.

whomitconcerns · 24-10-2017 9:32pm

Love it. But it's commonly referred to as paedo relish in our house too.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy · 24-10-2017 9:35pm

irishproduce wrote: »

this thread has gone over my head

Google Tim Allen

andekwarhola · 24-10-2017 9:35pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

That's gotta be some kind of record, cards-wise.

That's detention for you, young man.

Rumpy Pumpy · 24-10-2017 9:35pm

Conspectus wrote: »

Mod-Locked while I dole out the cards and bans.

7 cards and a ban in 13 posts. Wouldn't even get this in a terrorist attack thread.
Now cop the fück on and less of the backhanded references to pedophilia.

Reopened for now

You overindulging on a different sort of sauce yourself?

MadYaker · 24-10-2017 9:36pm

I like the red pepper one, the tomato one is only ok.

andekwarhola · 24-10-2017 9:37pm

Rumpy Pumpy wrote: »

You overindulging on a different sort of sauce yourself?

Donal55 · 24-10-2017 9:38pm

server down wrote: »

He came down hard but fair.

Like an inter-county GAA ref.

Not.

Tom Mann Centuria · 24-10-2017 9:40pm

andekwarhola wrote: »

It's full of applesauceicity

Are Am Eye · 24-10-2017 9:53pm

She must get exhausted making all that relish.
Maybe we'd be helping by consuming less.

RayM · 24-10-2017 9:59pm

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I think it's a bit too sweet myself.

Personally, I've always found it a bit salty. Their cranberry sauce is nice though - far better than any supermarket own-brands.

24-10-2017 10:00pm

Many years ago my sister had an extreme allergic reaction to it. Which we later found out to have been an anaphylactic reaction. They were trying to find the exact cause so my mum rang the company to ask about their ingredients. They refused to tell her because it was a secret. I think they just listed spices but wouldn't say which spices. My sister could have died so my mum was not impressed with their attitude. It's been banned in our house ever since!

Therefore I vote no.

But it is kinda nice (please don't tell my mammy).

Surreptitious · 24-10-2017 10:04pm

I love this:

Ballymaloe is ok, they do a nice pickled cucumber which you could probably make yourself quite easily.

Ubbquittious · 24-10-2017 10:06pm

thefloss wrote: »

Poll needs Jalapeno option

http://ballymaloefoods.ie/our-products/ballymaloe-jalapeno-pepper-relish/

There isn't much of a difference. Sweetness is the dominant flavour with both of them.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-10-2017 10:10pm

Ubbquittious wrote: »

Jesus if I thought for a second this would happen I wouldn't have bothered

It's AH - you must have suspected it on some level!

branie2 · 24-10-2017 10:11pm

Zig, out of Zig and Zag fame, wanted to put it on his chips at one stage

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-10-2017 10:14pm

server down wrote: »

He came down hard but fair.

True. I've read a couple of posts looking for some obscure pedo-reference only to relaise that the poster was actually talking about the relish.

Ubbquittious · 24-10-2017 10:37pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

It's AH - you must have suspected it on some level!

I had a quick search before and found the locked thread from 2012 that actually mentions yer man and what he did but I expected that things would have died down since then rather than going the other way. The actual incident happened way back in 2003. Nearly a full 15 years ago.

nullzero · 24-10-2017 10:44pm

It's quite nice to be fair, but the paedo relish tag seems to be reasonably ubiquitous in relation to it. People don't forget these things even if sites like this have to lock threads in fear of legal action. The family seem a peculiar bunch, a little removed from the reality of Irish life (in my opinion anyway).

Hopefully I've gotten my point to across without warranting a ban.

davycc · 24-10-2017 10:54pm

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I think it's a bit too sweet myself. Hopefully the impending sugar tax will change that. The so-called spicy version also isn't that spicy, as in I have to concentrate really hard to notice the spicyness in it.

What do you make of the stuff?

No it's made by peados!
Boycott that crap.