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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    When the wanker who brought the guitar starts playing 'American Pie'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    mada82 wrote: »
    When the girl you wanted to score leaves

    Or worse, gets off with someone else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    When people start taking turns putting on different songs...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    When you look in their fridge and you see that the coleslaw is out of date
    That's a deal breaker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    When people start passing out and you're left one-on-one with a guy who's so drunk he keeps repeating himself.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭7 Seconds...


    When you realize you were never actually invited. W:mad::mad:kers!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    mada82 wrote: »
    When the girl you wanted to score leaves

    With someone else :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 577 ✭✭✭mada82


    When it's a sausage fest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    When someone takes a sh*t inside a box of cereal and when the toilet overflows with washing up liquid and socks lodged in the cistern. Not specific at all!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Frostybrew


    February


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    eeguy wrote: »
    Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
    https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

    Deactivating a cat is even better.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68




  • Posts: 24,773 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mzungu wrote: »
    A party is great without a sing song.

    Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    When the bed you'd bagsied gets taken.
    When the guy who has his eye on you passive agressively follows you around talking bollocks, thinking he's being pure sexy.
    When an ex shows up.
    When the person whose house it is gets home, and they're not delighted that it's full of semi-strangers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When the sun is out and you remember you have work in an hour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 906 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.

    Unless someone starts into the sean-nos. Definitely time to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭LushiousLips


    When someone suggests Truth or Dare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    When the random fat girl starts crying in the kitchen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    ShmuckRyan wrote: »
    When the drink runs out.

    And then some clown opens the curtains(often the host)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 744 ✭✭✭soap1978


    Jawgap wrote: »
    When the bowl comes out for the car keys :D
    Thats the start of the party


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    When the guitar gets brought out, then everyone is expected to shut up and listen to whatever ****e they're playing. Instant mood killer, might as well go home and sleep. Always signals the end of the buzz for me.


  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    When the microwave is thrown out the back garden for no sane reason....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    When the random fat girl starts crying in the kitchen

    In fairness,when a girl starts crying in kitchen a 'gallant knight' will usually pop in to lend a sympathetic ear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I was at a random house party where the host brings out his ex-wife's dildo's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,429 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Couple of 'Black Stallions' and a 'Rodeo Roughrider' ??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    When someone starts up rebel songs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,387 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I was at a random house party where the host brings out his ex-wife's dildo's.

    Honestly that sounds like the exact opposite of what we're on about here. That's a party that's just getting started.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    When the party starts to resemble The Blue Oyster bar as it comes to male/female ratio


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,295 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Shush everyone, paddy is really good at this one....
    "oh my my my oh my my my July"

    Arrrrggghhhh!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    When the hosts father comes in a bit drunk and gives out like stink to everyone. In response to this, you take the abuse personally (for some unknown reason) and decide to run the 5 miles home at 3 in the morning.... but wait, the clever devil that you are, you realize the swanky shoes you have have a slight heel which may impact your stride and trip you up on the road so you ditch the shoes in favor of a barefoot run. BUT WAIT, the cleverness doesn't stop there. You place your phone in the shoes which you leave in the front garden as you realize that running home is a bad idea, you'll sober half way there and by not having a phone you'll be forced to complete the journey. Genius. You run home... or at least the first 3 miles of it before the blistering hobbles you, make a phone call from a random house and lie in the ditch in the rain waiting to get picked up.


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