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    #32
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    When the wanker who brought the guitar starts playing 'American Pie'.


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    #33
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    mada82 wrote: »
    When the girl you wanted to score leaves

    Or worse, gets off with someone else.


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    #34
    Nervous Wreck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Nervous Wreck


    When people start taking turns putting on different songs...


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    #35
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,787 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    When you look in their fridge and you see that the coleslaw is out of date
    That's a deal breaker


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    #36
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,117 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    When people start passing out and you're left one-on-one with a guy who's so drunk he keeps repeating himself.


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    #37
    7 Seconds...
    Registered Users Posts: 8,471 ✭✭✭7 Seconds...


    When you realize you were never actually invited. W:mad::mad:kers!


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    #38
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher


    mada82 wrote: »
    When the girl you wanted to score leaves

    With someone else :pac:


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    #39
    mada82
    Registered Users Posts: 577 ✭✭✭mada82


    When it's a sausage fest


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    #40
    Burial.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭Burial.


    When someone takes a sh*t inside a box of cereal and when the toilet overflows with washing up liquid and socks lodged in the cistern. Not specific at all!


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    #41
    Frostybrew
    Registered Users Posts: 357 ✭✭Frostybrew


    February


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    #42
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    eeguy wrote: »
    Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
    https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

    Deactivating a cat is even better.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7aPLc0Lq4


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    #43
    cian68
    Registered Users Posts: 894 ✭✭✭cian68


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc95o2srGcI


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,715 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mzungu wrote: »
    A party is great without a sing song.

    Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.


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    #45
    s4uv3
    Registered Users Posts: 952 ✭✭✭s4uv3


    When the bed you'd bagsied gets taken.
    When the guy who has his eye on you passive agressively follows you around talking bollocks, thinking he's being pure sexy.
    When an ex shows up.
    When the person whose house it is gets home, and they're not delighted that it's full of semi-strangers.


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    #46
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When the sun is out and you remember you have work in an hour.


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    #47
    JohnFalstaff
    Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭JohnFalstaff


    Lucas Deep Metronome wrote: »
    Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.

    Unless someone starts into the sean-nos. Definitely time to go.


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    #48
    LushiousLips
    Registered Users Posts: 426 ✭✭LushiousLips


    When someone suggests Truth or Dare


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    #49
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    When the random fat girl starts crying in the kitchen


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    #50
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    ShmuckRyan wrote: »
    When the drink runs out.

    And then some clown opens the curtains(often the host)


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    #51
    soap1978
    Registered Users Posts: 716 ✭✭✭soap1978


    Jawgap wrote: »
    When the bowl comes out for the car keys :D
    Thats the start of the party


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    #52
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    When the guitar gets brought out, then everyone is expected to shut up and listen to whatever ****e they're playing. Instant mood killer, might as well go home and sleep. Always signals the end of the buzz for me.


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    #53
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    When the microwave is thrown out the back garden for no sane reason....


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    #54
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    When the random fat girl starts crying in the kitchen

    In fairness,when a girl starts crying in kitchen a 'gallant knight' will usually pop in to lend a sympathetic ear


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    #55
    wandatowell
    Registered Users Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    I was at a random house party where the host brings out his ex-wife's dildo's.


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    #56
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users Posts: 19,275 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Couple of 'Black Stallions' and a 'Rodeo Roughrider' ??


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    #57
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 16,017 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    When someone starts up rebel songs.


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    #58
    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,322 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    wandatowell wrote: »
    I was at a random house party where the host brings out his ex-wife's dildo's.

    Honestly that sounds like the exact opposite of what we're on about here. That's a party that's just getting started.


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    #59
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    When the party starts to resemble The Blue Oyster bar as it comes to male/female ratio


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    #60
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users Posts: 15,425 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Shush everyone, paddy is really good at this one....
    "oh my my my oh my my my July"

    Arrrrggghhhh!!


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    #61
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    When the hosts father comes in a bit drunk and gives out like stink to everyone. In response to this, you take the abuse personally (for some unknown reason) and decide to run the 5 miles home at 3 in the morning.... but wait, the clever devil that you are, you realize the swanky shoes you have have a slight heel which may impact your stride and trip you up on the road so you ditch the shoes in favor of a barefoot run. BUT WAIT, the cleverness doesn't stop there. You place your phone in the shoes which you leave in the front garden as you realize that running home is a bad idea, you'll sober half way there and by not having a phone you'll be forced to complete the journey. Genius. You run home... or at least the first 3 miles of it before the blistering hobbles you, make a phone call from a random house and lie in the ditch in the rain waiting to get picked up.


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