small signs its time to leave a party

the_pen_turner

your at a party .
everything is good, you have no notion of the party ending or going home

then suddenly something small happens that make you go , its time to get my coat and go.

I'm not talking about a fight or the guards being called


for me it when a karaoke machine in brought out. at that point you know the fun is gone and its time to make a move towards the door

bear1

When the hosts start killing people.
Usually best to leave in my opinion.

ShmuckRyan

When the drink runs out.

The_Valeyard

Someone takes out a guitar

Someone starts strumming 'time of your life' on an acoustic

Jawgap

When the bowl comes out for the car keys

Tazio

Windows opened, lights up bright and then hoover is brought out..... well that's how we did it in our bar years ago..

MadYaker

Ambulance being called.

Gardai arriving once is fine. You agree to stfu and then they leave again. It's when they get called the second time that I usually call it a night.

smurfjed

When someone is playing an Arabic guitar and the host tells you to shut up and listen !

markesmith

No more drink and/or drugs wear off

Rarely left a party before sunrise, but remember one night when some teenage girls ended up at the usual haunt and started hoovering up lines of coke and I just headed for the exit. Christ knows I had been at plenty of nights where adults did it, but knew if the Gardai knocked on the door that night I really didn't want to be a name in their book. At another party, in my own house, saw a guest pick up a kitchen knife during an argument over music with some Czech friends, again lights on and party over.

Harry Palmr

Reminiscing about school days by drunk people

Duff

When some tit attempts Wonderwall on the acoustic.

eeguy

When people start pairing up and you're left with the fatty

Barry Badrinath

If someone blocks the toilet.

You put your can/bottle down for a second, pick it back up and theres a cigarette butt in it.

Someone has cellotaped the cat and the house doesnt own a cat.

eeguy

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Someone has cellotaped the cat and the house doesnt own a cat.

Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

Titzon Toast

When I can hear the birds chirping outside. That's usually a bad sign.

snowflaker

When you cop off with the guy you had your eye on all night.

You've done the prelims in the loo, time to get home for the main event

corner of hells

Generally it's when I see someone walking off with a radiator under thier arm.

ToddyDoody

When everyone else has left in disgust.

The_Valeyard

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Someone takes out a guitar

What good is a party without a sing song?

LadyMacBeth_

When I lose my underwear, again :pac:

mzungu

Lucas Deep Metronome wrote: »

What good is a party without a sing song?

A party is great without a sing song.

bazz26

When this happens and you still don't score:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_J30AmH4aE

Tell me how

When you hear some guy, who you don't know, on the phone saying "yeah, he's here. Get a taxi and bring the lads".

Lucy8080

When the host, angrily , demands to know who took a dump in his kettle.

NIMAN

When you get one that won't flush away.

Or else when someone gets stabbed. This seems a thing at parties now that I never had in my day.

lazybones32

When the completely fooked person spills a load of beer/vomit on or near you. Or getting stuck with them, despite ditching them already.

Littlehorny

When you fall drunk onto their parents fancy glass coffee table and make absolute s**te of it and stand up proudly saying "jaysus, there's not a scratch on me". This din't happen to me- i swear

mada82

When the girl you wanted to score leaves

super_furry

Wonderwall.

Cee-Jay-Cee

When the wanker who brought the guitar starts playing 'American Pie'.

Littlehorny

mada82 wrote: »

When the girl you wanted to score leaves

Or worse, gets off with someone else.

Nervous Wreck

When people start taking turns putting on different songs...

Panthro

When you look in their fridge and you see that the coleslaw is out of date
That's a deal breaker

HalloweenJack

When people start passing out and you're left one-on-one with a guy who's so drunk he keeps repeating himself.

7 Seconds...

When you realize you were never actually invited. W:mad::mad:kers!

Jim Bob Scratcher

mada82 wrote: »

When the girl you wanted to score leaves

With someone else :pac:

mada82

When it's a sausage fest

Burial.

When someone takes a sh*t inside a box of cereal and when the toilet overflows with washing up liquid and socks lodged in the cistern. Not specific at all!

Frostybrew

February

RayM

eeguy wrote: »

Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

Deactivating a cat is even better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7aPLc0Lq4

cian68

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc95o2srGcI

mzungu

mzungu wrote: »

A party is great without a sing song.

Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.

s4uv3

When the bed you'd bagsied gets taken.
When the guy who has his eye on you passive agressively follows you around talking bollocks, thinking he's being pure sexy.
When an ex shows up.
When the person whose house it is gets home, and they're not delighted that it's full of semi-strangers.

WoollyRedHat

When the sun is out and you remember you have work in an hour.

JohnFalstaff

Lucas Deep Metronome wrote: »

Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.

Unless someone starts into the sean-nos. Definitely time to go.

LushiousLips

When someone suggests Truth or Dare

fleet_admiral

When the random fat girl starts crying in the kitchen

harry Bailey esq

ShmuckRyan wrote: »

When the drink runs out.

And then some clown opens the curtains(often the host)

soap1978

Jawgap wrote: »

When the bowl comes out for the car keys

Thats the start of the party