small signs its time to leave a party

chrissb8

Anyone gets a guitar out and starts to make themselves the center of attention.

GBX

Theres a lot of guitars at this party .. Surely one is enough

For Forks Sake

As soon as the obligatory self-indulgent gimp produces a guitar, it's time to exit.

Not before reenacting this though.

Wossack

when the fat lady starts singing

Floppybits

GBX wrote: »

Theres a lot of guitars at this party .. Surely one is enough

One is too many.

Vinculus

When the only people left dancing are sweaty topless guys, gurning like mad fools.

veryangryman

Thinly veiled "I hate sing songs at parties" thread.

Nice try user who has re-logged in over 100 usernames. Well played.

If so many hate these, then why do so many chime in with them (indeed some insist on a singsong). Surely boards should be somewhat representative of the population.

Barry Badrinath

veryangryman wrote: »

Thinly veiled "I hate sing songs at parties" thread.

Nice try user who has re-logged in over 100 usernames. Well played.

If so many hate these, then why do so many chime in with them (indeed some insist on a singsong). Surely boards should be somewhat representative of the population.

So, youre the guy with the geetar are ye?

Shame on you.

veryangryman

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

So, youre the guy with the geetar are ye?

Shame on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC-FFCbd3_k

Dramatik

When you suddenly realize that everyone in the room has fallen asleep and you have no idea how long you've been talking to yourself for.

When there's a girl guarding the stereo with a samurai sword, hysterically singing poker face or some other **** song whilst trying not to vomit on herself.

suicide_circus

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

When the sun is out and you remember you have work in an hour.

A grim realisation. Then being told by your powder nosed associate to "power through!"

wandatowell

super_furry wrote: »

Honestly that sounds like the exact opposite of what we're on about here. That's a party that's just getting started.

team_actimel

"What goes up must come down, and down, and down. Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. All have lost the power of speech, desperately avoiding eye contact.

Your new soulmate, that you have been talking cod **** to for the past five hours about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film, is now a complete stranger. You can't even look him in the eye. The only thing that you have got in common now is paranoia. Is is coming through the walls, man.

The children of ecstasy are not safe anymore. We are no longer all together as one but separate mental patients, that yearn to be ejected out of this poisoned atmosphere in bed and a friendly therapist. Reality is on her way. Where am I? What have I done? Huh... Was it worth it? By the way, what the **** happened here? All you have to look forward to now is you can never sleep..".

Lorelli!

When people start considering the possibility of going to an Early House.

Oranage2

When the gym 'fanatics' decide to have a strength-off and start squatting random people.

Dramatik

Lorelli! wrote: »

When people start considering the possibility of going to an Early House.

Chancery?

Lorelli!

Dramatik wrote: »

Chancery?

I don't know, is that the name of a place?! I never actually went to an early house but it was suggested a few times at the end of a party

Hector Savage

eeguy wrote: »

Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

Hilarious I must try this ..

5rtytry56

• 
  A certain point is reached where the carpet is too strewn with litter.
• The number of sober individuals becomes a minority.
• More argument than smalltalk becomes apparent

Sofiztikated

Lucas Deep Metronome wrote: »

Not to me, sing song is usually the best bit of the night.

I always figured you to be that guy. Now I have proof.

team_actimel wrote: »

"What goes up must come down, and down, and down. Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. All have lost the power of speech, desperately avoiding eye contact.

Your new soulmate, that you have been talking cod **** to for the past five hours about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film, is now a complete stranger. You can't even look him in the eye. The only thing that you have got in common now is paranoia. Is is coming through the walls, man.

The children of ecstasy are not safe anymore. We are no longer all together as one but separate mental patients, that yearn to be ejected out of this poisoned atmosphere in bed and a friendly therapist. Reality is on her way. Where am I? What have I done? Huh... Was it worth it? By the way, what the **** happened here? All you have to look forward to now is you can never sleep..".

That's bleak. And true.

I love me a good come down.

tomwaits48

when the host passively aggressively starts tidying up. this is usually me.

beertons

When you wake up in the bath, and everyone else has gone home.

seachto7

Oranage2 wrote: »

When the gym 'fanatics' decide to have a strength-off and start squatting random people.

What is this in regular English?

rawn

seachto7 wrote:

What is this in regular English?

A dick measuring competition

testicles

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Agent Smith

When you spot someone drinking Orchards thief....

CruelCoin

When guests start mysteriously dissapearing and reappearing in freezer chests.

The baldy barcoded man might be after you next.

beertons

testicles wrote: »

Do you have clothes on? Is there water in this bath?

My clothes were on, no water. Good party, even got some rest for the day ahead.

EagererBeaver

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Someone takes out a guitar

It's always this. Some self indulgent **** thinks that what people having a good time at 2am need is to hear some Elliott Smith.

Hector Savage

When you are playing fussball totally wasted with another totally wasted guy, and then look around and notice you are the only 2 still up.
Then you look outside and see the sun is up.

Yep thats when the "Im off to bed" mode kicks in !