small signs its time to leave a party

Giblet

When you're having a laugh with some mates and you get Ssssh'd so some gombeen can sing some Irish crap in an accent that isn't his.

Dramatik

Lorelli! wrote: »

I don't know, is that the name of a place?! I never actually went to an early house but it was suggested a few times at the end of a party

It's an early house in Dublin that attracts some colourful clientele

Lorelli!

Dramatik wrote: »

It's an early house in Dublin that attracts some colourful clientele

Ah ok, from experience? I think there's one in Howth that was suggested a few times at the end of parties.

I think an early house is more for shift workers and that. I'd say they dislike all nighters arriving in the door!

Bigbagofcans

When your big bag of cans is reduced to nothing more than a plastic bag drifting though the wind, wanting to start again.

Deise Vu

When you get the great idea to steal the giant Birthday cake that was in the back room, just as the hostess and her entourage come to collect it.


Really childish stuff.


Thank God I was the one on the outside of the window.:o

Specialun

snowflaker wrote: »

When you cop off with the guy you had your eye on all night.

You've done the prelims in the loo, time to get home for the main event

Pm sent ***hoping its a woman***

the_pen_turner

Anytime the music is hindering a chat.
Loud music is grand in a night club. It has no place at a good party. Chatting with your friends is where it's at. Back ground music is good but if you have to lean forward to hear some across the table from you then it's too load

Brendan Bendar

When you take a long pull on a half full can and it tastes warm and salty

Electric Sheep

oh
you found us
you found us with your guitar
hey guys he found us and he brought his guitar with him

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Charades. But then if it's charades, it;s probably a party I should never have to in the first place.

Canis Lupus

Specialun wrote: »

Pm sent ***hoping its a woman***

Depends on what he meant by prelims in the loo.

snowflaker

Specialun wrote: »

Pm sent ***hoping its a woman***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HytRhHxfgNI

m4m

Dramatik

When you go to light up a smoke but you accidentally have it facing the wrong way round.

When you Crack a fresh can and then a couple of minutes later you accidentally put your finished smoke butt out in your fresh can.

Atoms for Peace

When everyone starts wearing identical coloured shirts, going on marches and wrecking minority owned small businesses.

EagererBeaver

Dramatik wrote: »

When you Crack a fresh can and then a couple of minutes later you accidentally put your finished smoke butt out in your fresh can.

Or when you crack a fresh can, forget about it and a few minutes later crack another one.

alberto67

When the guests start to arrive.

Wheeliebin30

When you go out for a smoke and it's bright plus the birds are singing.

You start to question your very existence at this moment.

Not pleasant.

meath4sam

Jawgap wrote: »

When the bowl comes out for the car keys

Or when your car key comes out of the bowl...

Boom_Bap

meath4sam wrote: »

Or when your car key comes out of the bowl...

when you puke in the bowl full of car keys

Fanny Wank

Been said a million times but guitar and/or singing

I don't know a single person who's a fan

Atoms for Peace

Who draws the crowd and plays so loud,
Baby it's the guitar man,
Who's gonna steal the show,
You know, baby, it's the guitar man,

bodhrandude

the_pen_turner wrote: »

Anytime the music is hindering a chat.
Loud music is grand in a night club. It has no place at a good party. Chatting with your friends is where it's at. Back ground music is good but if you have to lean forward to hear some across the table from you then it's too load

It depends, music might be on because the patter is cr@p, so go near the stereo and ye'll get a box.

Mister Vain

When someone tries to drag you onto the dance floor.