small signs its time to leave a party

the_pen_turner · 08-08-2017 08:13PM #1

your at a party .
everything is good, you have no notion of the party ending or going home

then suddenly something small happens that make you go , its time to get my coat and go.

I'm not talking about a fight or the guards being called

for me it when a karaoke machine in brought out. at that point you know the fun is gone and its time to make a move towards the door

bear1 · 08-08-2017 08:14PM

When the hosts start killing people.
Usually best to leave in my opinion.

ShmuckRyan · 08-08-2017 08:14PM

When the drink runs out.

The_Valeyard · 08-08-2017 08:14PM

Someone takes out a guitar

08-08-2017 08:14PM

Someone starts strumming 'time of your life' on an acoustic

Jawgap · 08-08-2017 08:15PM

When the bowl comes out for the car keys

Tazio · 08-08-2017 08:15PM

Windows opened, lights up bright and then hoover is brought out..... well that's how we did it in our bar years ago..

MadYaker · 08-08-2017 08:16PM

Ambulance being called.

Gardai arriving once is fine. You agree to stfu and then they leave again. It's when they get called the second time that I usually call it a night.

smurfjed · 08-08-2017 08:17PM

When someone is playing an Arabic guitar and the host tells you to shut up and listen !

markesmith · 08-08-2017 08:17PM

No more drink and/or drugs wear off

08-08-2017 08:17PM

Rarely left a party before sunrise, but remember one night when some teenage girls ended up at the usual haunt and started hoovering up lines of coke and I just headed for the exit. Christ knows I had been at plenty of nights where adults did it, but knew if the Gardai knocked on the door that night I really didn't want to be a name in their book. At another party, in my own house, saw a guest pick up a kitchen knife during an argument over music with some Czech friends, again lights on and party over.

Harry Palmr · 08-08-2017 08:19PM

Reminiscing about school days by drunk people

Duff · 08-08-2017 08:19PM

When some tit attempts Wonderwall on the acoustic.

eeguy · 08-08-2017 08:20PM

When people start pairing up and you're left with the fatty

Barry Badrinath · 08-08-2017 08:24PM

If someone blocks the toilet.

You put your can/bottle down for a second, pick it back up and theres a cigarette butt in it.

Someone has cellotaped the cat and the house doesnt own a cat.

eeguy · 08-08-2017 08:28PM

Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Someone has cellotaped the cat and the house doesnt own a cat.

Sellotaping a cat is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

https://youtu.be/1gl7xr5rftc

Titzon Toast · 08-08-2017 08:30PM

When I can hear the birds chirping outside. That's usually a bad sign.

snowflaker · 08-08-2017 08:30PM

When you cop off with the guy you had your eye on all night.

You've done the prelims in the loo, time to get home for the main event

corner of hells · 08-08-2017 08:58PM

Generally it's when I see someone walking off with a radiator under thier arm.

ToddyDoody · 08-08-2017 09:00PM

When everyone else has left in disgust.

08-08-2017 09:00PM

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Someone takes out a guitar

What good is a party without a sing song?

LadyMacBeth_ · 08-08-2017 09:06PM

When I lose my underwear, again :pac:

mzungu · 08-08-2017 09:07PM

Lucas Deep Metronome wrote: »

What good is a party without a sing song?

A party is great without a sing song.

bazz26 · 08-08-2017 09:23PM

When this happens and you still don't score:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_J30AmH4aE

Tell me how · 08-08-2017 09:29PM

When you hear some guy, who you don't know, on the phone saying "yeah, he's here. Get a taxi and bring the lads".

Lucy8080 · 08-08-2017 09:31PM

When the host, angrily , demands to know who took a dump in his kettle.

NIMAN · 08-08-2017 09:33PM

When you get one that won't flush away.

Or else when someone gets stabbed. This seems a thing at parties now that I never had in my day.

lazybones32 · 08-08-2017 09:37PM

When the completely fooked person spills a load of beer/vomit on or near you. Or getting stuck with them, despite ditching them already.

Littlehorny · 08-08-2017 09:42PM

When you fall drunk onto their parents fancy glass coffee table and make absolute s**te of it and stand up proudly saying "jaysus, there's not a scratch on me". This din't happen to me- i swear

mada82 · 08-08-2017 09:47PM

When the girl you wanted to score leaves

super_furry · 08-08-2017 09:49PM

Wonderwall.

small signs its time to leave a party

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