The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Percyxoxo · 08-07-2017 01:18PM

LordSutch wrote: »

Marian Finucane was just interviewing somebody named 'Moncon'.

What kind of a name is Moncon?

Is he the guy who used to do travel shows on TG4?!

gidget · 08-07-2017 10:58PM

Came across another name today in the American Obituaries.

One of the deceased had a grandson called Glock!

Conor Bourke · 08-07-2017 11:01PM

Keish. What the actual fcuk is that about?

Filmer Paradise · 09-07-2017 12:55AM

amtc wrote: »

A good friend of mine called her only child Gobnait. It is a family name but still.

Some parents can just sleep-walk into ignorant and unknowing cruelty & stupidity.

This is one such case.

Poor child.

Cath54 · 09-07-2017 12:59AM

D'kodagh - poor unfortunate baby girl

mikeecho · 09-07-2017 01:07AM

I know a Nigerian called Tiny.

She ain't tiny

Big Pussy Bonpensiero · 09-07-2017 06:12AM

A Tory MP has named one of his children Sixtus, which is his sixth child.......

LordSutch · 09-07-2017 06:16AM

Bosco.

robindch · 09-07-2017 11:20AM

Big Pussy Bonpensiero wrote: »

A Tory MP has named one of his children Sixtus, which is his sixth child.......

That was prominent man-of-the-people, Jacob Rees-Mogg who named his sixth child "Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg":

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/jacob-rees-mogg-announces-birth-of-his-sixth-child-sixtus

Sixtus will not be standing out that much as his siblings are named Peter Theodore Alphege, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam and Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius.

byronbay2 · 09-07-2017 12:22PM

Down at Inchydoney beach a couple of weeks ago, I saw a toddler wearing a jersey with the name "Maverick" on the back. I thought it might be a nickname but no, his parents were calling him that.

Colser · 09-07-2017 01:29PM

byronbay2 wrote: »

Down at Inchydoney beach a couple of weeks ago, I saw a toddler wearing a jersey with the name "Maverick" on the back. I thought it might be a nickname but no, his parents were calling him that.

You'd have to wonder if both parents actually agree on the name or if one insists on it or what way it works.Each to their own and all that but names like that will always raise eyebrows and be remarked on imo..it's unfair on the child unless theyre extremely confident,I think it's attention seeking by the parents tbh.

09-07-2017 02:08PM

LordSutch wrote: »

Fachtna.

Its just sounds so guttural.

LordSutch wrote: »

Nightmare for the child as she grows up and lives anywhere outside Ireland. Actually, even inside Ireland it can spark debate as to the correct pronunciation.

Irish names like that one^ cause chaos in peoples linguistic heads

LordSutch wrote: »

Con, I just hate Con (abbreviation or not) I just think it sounds awful as a boy/Man's name.

Con artist, it's a con, you've been conned etc come to mind.....

LordSutch wrote: »

Irish names with the obscure spellings. Aoadbha, Caoimhseach, Concobharagh, or names like those with difficult spellings/pronunciations

LordSutch wrote: »

Fachtna.

it's like a cross between feck, fack & foch ... na

LordSutch wrote: »

Its a con, you've been conned, swindled etc ....

Then the question is, what is con really short for? is it always Cornelius, or might it be short for Conor, Connor or Connell? Or maybe the child is just called Con, full stop?

I can think of better kids names than Con.

LordSutch wrote: »

Pronounced La-leisha, or is it Layleisha?

LordSutch wrote: »

Gobnait, Gobnet, Gobinet...

Just sounds so Gobby.

LordSutch wrote: »

Gobnait yuk

LordSutch wrote: »

Wow! I honestly thought Gobnait was a 'made up' name from from the far wesht, from famine times/ from the pages of Peig. I'd put Concepta & Consumpta in the same bracket as Gobnait.

LordSutch wrote: »

I always associate Sadhbh with Scythe, an old fashioned implement for cutting long grass.

LordSutch wrote: »

Too close to Faecal for my liking.

LordSutch wrote: »

Oriel (now 48 years of age) and to this day people still call him Aerial.

LordSutch wrote: »

Marian Finucane was just interviewing somebody named 'Moncon'.

What kind of a name is Moncon?

It's more than pathetic how you pop up in every thread to feign some harmless ignorance that always transpires to be one of your West Brit digs at Irish culture/language/independence. As shown in the above posts your obsessiveness is almost matched by your repetitiveness.

To take your most recent display of cultural bigotry against the Irish tradition, Manchán, to any Irish person whose head is not completely colonised by the English tradition, has a very obvious connection with 'manach', monk, which is found in numerous placenames from Fear Manach (Fermanagh) to Baile na Manach (Monkstown) to Sant Manchán of Mohill or any of the many other saints of the name. That you think it's a badge of honour not merely to sneer at it but to be ignorant of the tradition which the vast majority of Irish people come from speaks volumes for your character.

Schwanz · 09-07-2017 02:32PM

Bluebell Madonna......

Geri Halliwell's kid

WTF

eviltwin · 09-07-2017 04:55PM

Thor and Tiger. Just heard those today.

LordSutch · 09-07-2017 04:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

It's more than pathetic how you pop up in every thread to feign some harmless ignorance that always transpires to be one of your West Brit digs at Irish culture/language/independence. As shown in the above posts your obsessiveness is almost matched by your repetitiveness.

Oh dear, where to start

So if you actually analyse & reduce the Irish names (I don't like) it boils down to; Fachtna, Con, Gobnait, Aoadbha, Concobharagh, Moncon, & Caoimhseach, Bosco, Asumpta & Cocsepta.

.....but then again you might list Irish names which I personally do like, which would include Siobhan, Tara, Patrick, Mylo, Cillian, Dermot, Enda, Maeve, Aidan, Darragh & Liam.

Surely the whole point of the name thread is down to personal choice?

You obviously have a problem with me Fuaranach, so I'll say no more apart fom this comment of mine which I posted in this recent Thread titled. "Things you love about Ireland".

LordSutch wrote: »

The people, scenery, fresh air + the fact that it's relatively peaceful .....

Nice country to bring up children.

and for this, I also got 4 thanks.

bee06 · 09-07-2017 05:00PM

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

Cortina_MK_IV · 09-07-2017 05:10PM

bee06 wrote: »

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

Or for race fans.

09-07-2017 05:12PM

bee06 wrote: »

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

It sounds like a girl's name to be honest.

tupenny · 09-07-2017 05:13PM

Heard little Selma being called to "get back here" yesterday

con___manx1 · 09-07-2017 05:17PM

bee06 wrote: »

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

If you want yr little boy to get bullied in school call him Indy.
The poor kid will get an awful time.

bee06 · 09-07-2017 05:24PM

con___manx1 wrote: »

If you want yr little boy to get bullied in school call him Indy.
The poor kid will get an awful time.

He can stand in the corner with all the other kids with terrible names. By the sounds of it there's a lot of them.

TheRiverman · 09-07-2017 05:31PM

Heard some nice names on a farm I visited last week,Dawn the cow,Molly and Belle the two ponies,Arthur the bull and "get down you little f...er",the boy that got up on the tractor.

Schwanz · 09-07-2017 06:03PM

bee06 wrote: »

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

Far from the worst tbh.

Different but not mad

fima · 09-07-2017 06:47PM

bee06 wrote: »

My husband has suggested Indy (after Indiana Jones) if we have a boy. I'm still not sure if he's serious or not and I also don't exactly hate it.

My sons name, we love it. Not after Indiana Jones though. I am curious why you posted it in this thread though if you 'don't exactly hate it' ?

vampyre · 09-07-2017 06:53PM

Cynthia. A bloke called Cynthia.

fima · 09-07-2017 06:55PM

con___manx1 wrote: »

If you want yr little boy to get bullied in school call him Indy.
The poor kid will get an awful time.

I really wonder about the kind of person that assumes a child will get bullied over his name. Everywhere we go people love my sons name (Indy) ... tbh the kind of person that would bully a child over his name is the kind of person I'm teaching my son to dismiss in life. He's nearly 4 now and surrounded by Jacks and Leo's, I'm glad he has a different name. His older brothers also have different names and they are extremely popular in school and around where we're from.

vampyre · 09-07-2017 06:58PM

fima wrote: »

I really wonder about the kind of person that assumes a child will get bullied over his name. Everywhere we go people love my sons name (Indy) ... tbh the kind of person that would bully a child over his name is the kind of person I'm teaching my son to dismiss in life. He's nearly 4 now and surrounded by Jacks and Leo's, I'm glad he has a different name. His older brothers also have different names and they are extremely popular in school and around where we're from.

I got bullied as a child and still get smart arse remarks from adults over an unusual name. Not a difficult name, just different.

Burial. · 09-07-2017 07:19PM

Ah Indi from Home And Away. Grand aul doll. Very ratty and a brutal resting b*tch face but it goes with the territory I guess. Nice name, short for Indigo isn't it? Couldn't see it as a name for a man though. Might be cute to see a boy named it but when he's a grown man I'm not so sure.

bee06 · 09-07-2017 07:21PM

fima wrote: »

My sons name, we love it. Not after Indiana Jones though. I am curious why you posted it in this thread though if you 'don't exactly hate it' ?

Because firstly, my husband is talking about naming our child after Indiana Jones and secondly, I was expecting it would get strong reactions like it did.

fima · 09-07-2017 07:32PM

bee06 wrote: »

Because firstly, my husband is talking about naming our child after Indiana Jones and secondly, I was expecting it would get strong reactions like it did.

I've been waiting for it to appear in this thread on some shape or form for years

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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