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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #3992
    Tayschren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭Tayschren


    Willie


  • #3993
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Reality Winner, the woman accused of leaking the NSA files on Russia's election hacking.


  • #3994
    cactusgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭cactusgal


    I have a new one! As mentioned earlier in the thread, I grew up in the USA, so I have heard a *lot* of crap names .

    Anyway, a guy I went to high school with popped up in my FB feed over the weekend, along with his little daughter ... Panda.

    That is legit her name. :D


  • #3995
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    A friend of mind has a very young nephew called 'Mason'.

    I can't think of a single Irish surname that would jive with with 'Mason'.


  • #3996
    AnneFrank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,827 ✭✭✭AnneFrank


    Kieran or Shawn


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  • #3997
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Tayschren wrote: »
    Willie

    O'Toole?


  • #3998
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    O'Toole?

    Stroker


  • #3999
    trixychic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭trixychic


    Met a guy recently who had an "Oscar" and "Elfie". no I didn't type wrong. Elfie. As in elf. (boy and girl in case your wondering)


  • #4000
    kildare lad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    I was at a football match at the weekend and on of the kids was called Tyreek, and no he wasnt of african origin..


  • #4001
    amtc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭amtc


    I happened upon a child during the week called Honey. Not too bad but the parents are called Ball. What a combination.

    I also worked with a guy called Enda Head who had a bother Tony. Say them out loud!


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  • #4002
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Polyp.

    sounded like.


  • #4003
    Tayschren
    Closed Accounts Posts: 186 ✭✭Tayschren


    "Sh1thead"

    heard it in lidl the other day


  • #4004
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,531 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    I know its been said before but "Princess".
    I mean why do Africans love calling their kids stupid stuff like that.

    The woman on question was on the train this morning and dressed in a very nice suit. I can just image her in a meeting presenting to a group and introducing herself as Princess. To me, a name like that causes an instance loss of credibility.


  • #4005
    Ciaran_B
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    AnneFrank wrote: »
    Kieran or Shawn

    Well, it's taken 267 pages but here I am at last. Or at least a version of me. I had a good run.


  • #4006
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    I've met a Happiness, Jesus and Moses.

    And no they weren't the same family!


  • #4007
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,070 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    cantdecide wrote: »
    A friend of mind has a very young nephew called 'Mason'.

    I can't think of a single Irish surname that would jive with with 'Mason'.

    Mason Uí Néill


  • #4008
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Mason Jason


  • #4009
    heldel00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    Hayden, Kayden and Jayden will all be in the same Junior Infant class in my school next year!

    Nearly as bad as the year we had Ava, Eabha, Aoibhe, Eva (last two the parents insisted were pronounced Ava) all in the same class.


  • #4010
    recipio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭recipio


    The 'gay dads' ( google them ) have Aspen and Saffron. As in a tree and a flower. I'd cringe every time etc .:eek:


  • #4011
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    http://www.thedailybeast.com/are-blacks-names-weird-or-are-you-just-racist

    Just sayin'.


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  • #4012
    gidget
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭gidget


    Was reading the American obituaries the other day, one of the deceased had a grandchild called Irish


  • #4013
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    amtc wrote: »
    I happened upon a child during the week called Honey. Not too bad but the parents are called Ball. What a combination.

    I also worked with a guy called Enda Head who had a bother Tony. Say them out loud!

    There's Anthony Head from the 80's coffee ads with Sharon Maughan, he was also Giles in the tv show Buffy...

    The names of Bob Gelfof's kids, one of them is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily:p


  • #4014
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Patty O Furniture wrote: »
    There's Anthony Head from the 80's coffee ads with Sharon Maughan, he was also Giles in the tv show Buffy...

    The names of Bob Gelfof's kids, one of them is Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily:p
    And his brother "One Night in Bangkok" Murray Head. (poxy name).


  • #4015
    Patty O Furniture
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭Patty O Furniture


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    And his brother "One Night in Bangkok" Murray Head. (poxy name).

    I didn't know that, but i recently heard Anthony Head's daughter was in the Inbetweeners!


  • #4016
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Girl I went to school with named her new baby Coley. She named her son after a fish...


  • #4017
    amtc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭amtc


    I'm also not too impressed with the recent trend for Graces...what if they turn out to be ungainly large oafs...?

    A good friend of mine called her only child Gobnait. It is a family name but still.


  • #4018
    pilly
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭pilly


    gidget wrote: »
    Was reading the American obituaries the other day, one of the deceased had a grandchild called Irish

    Just thought of an American I know called Dublin!!


  • #4019
    Noo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    Patty O Furniture wrote: »
    I didn't know that, but i recently heard Anthony Head's daughter was in the Inbetweeners!

    She plays Carly. I cant stand Carly!


  • #4020
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    amtc wrote: »
    A good friend of mine called her only child Gobnait. It is a family name but still.

    Wow! I honestly thought Gobnait was a 'made up' name from from the far wesht, from famine times/ from the pages of Peig. I'd put Concepta & Consumpta in the same bracket as Gobnait.


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  • #4021
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,076 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    Marian Finucane was just interviewing somebody named 'Moncon'.

    What kind of a name is Moncon?


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