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Can you be arrested

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  • #102
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    Jawgap wrote: »
    I lived in Berlin for 8 months......."understanding" is not a word that immediately springs to mind when I think about the Berliner Polizei or the BPOL :D



    This is called fake news


  • #103
    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    Jawgap wrote:
    I lived in Berlin for 8 months......."understanding" is not a word that immediately springs to mind when I think about the Berliner Polizei or the BPOL


    I lived there for 7 years I pissed anywhere I wanted.;-)


  • #104
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    This is why I am emigrating

    Well with your 154 IQ you'll be an asset to any country that will give you asylum.....

    .....so long, and thanks for all the fish :D


  • #105
    relax carry on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,100 ✭✭✭relax carry on


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    I will not hahaha all humans are equal anyway we should be able to live where we want not on some piece of land that was drawn by humans. Earth doesn't care.

    What age are you at all? You post that you have a high IQ but I'm not getting the much in the way of maturity, intelligence or even basic common sense off your posts.


  • #106
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Don't let de door hit you on de hole, biy! :D

    Always cracks me up Jim :D
    How's the Jag?


  • #107
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    How is you saying that you've an IQ of 154 a fact? No one can verify it.. or wasn't that one of the questions on your I! test?
    You do post nonsense: fact.
    Endless complaining: fact
    Posting ****e about it not being enforceable in Germany for being caught unrianting: baseless theory - you then changed it to Berlin the moment a poster mentioned it.

    You can keep going with the charade which I suspect will end in a lock but you seriously do need to stop posting silly threads just to get your kicks.


    If you say so. You must be the mastermind of humanity so I will listen. I will erect a shrine in your name


  • #108
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    relax carry on wrote: »
    What age are you at all? You post that you have a high IQ but I'm not getting the much in the way of maturity, intelligence or even basic common sense off your posts.


    I will be 110 years old next year. I have seen everything in my life son, I have experienced 2 world wars.


  • #109
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    No, after taking a picture I walked up to him to see what was he doing.

    Which proves my point !!! You assumed he was taking a leak and only checked afterwards :p


  • #110
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    Always cracks me up Jim :D
    How's the Jag?

    She's growing will be huge next year.


  • #111
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread is the most attention the OP is getting in his life right now.


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  • #112
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    bear1 wrote: »
    Always cracks me up Jim :D
    How's the Jag?

    Whispering along like a big cat. You take care of yourself and yours, youngfella!


  • #113
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    twowheelsonly wrote: »
    Which proves my point !!! You assumed he was taking a leak and only checked afterwards :p

    No it doesn't, when I walked up I have seen his pissing.


  • #114
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Armchair Andy wrote: »
    I lived there for 7 years I pissed anywhere I wanted.;-)

    I may have tinkled on a few streets while there, but one thing I seem to remember is that neither the Bundespolizei nor the Berliner Polizei were of a cute and cuddly disposition.....nor in matters of law enforcement were they "understanding" - I certainly understood not to mess with them :D


  • #115
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    No it doesn't, when I walked up I have seen his pissing.

    "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'" - Jessica Simpson


  • #116
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    If you say so. You must be the mastermind of humanity so I will listen. I will erect a shrine in your name

    Just don't put it up in Germany, don't want ya pissing on it.


  • #117
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    This is called fake news

    You're a Fake Bollix! :D


  • #118
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Can definitely be arrested for it.

    Recent Gardai figures indicate that 4,740,234 people have been arrested for urinating in public in the past year.

    Was Noirin taking the píss?


  • #119
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Whispering along like a big cat. You take care of yourself and yours, youngfella!

    Oh I'm taking care of it alright, fecking turbo seals gone on it :rolleyes:


  • #120
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    Oh I'm taking care of it alright, fecking turbo seals gone on it :rolleyes:


    Yeah, I could have it looked at for you at a cheap price.


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  • #121
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    No, after taking a picture I walked up to him to see what was he doing.
    twowheelsonly wrote: »
    Which proves my point !!! You assumed he was taking a leak and only checked afterwards :p
    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    No it doesn't, when I walked up I have seen his pissing.

    You assumed he was taking a leak

    You took the picture

    You walked up to him and checked afterwards

    Which part of your own argument don't you understand ?? :confused:


  • #122
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    I will be 110 years old next year. I have seen everything in my life son, I have experienced 2 world wars.

    I have something to say - it's better to burn out than to fade away! There can be only ONE!! :D


  • #123
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Yeah, I could have it looked at for you at a cheap price.

    You want to watch me take a piss? Dafuq?


  • #124
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    twowheelsonly wrote: »
    You assumed he was taking a leak

    You took the picture

    You walked up to him and checked afterwards

    Which part of your own argument don't you understand ?? :confused:


    Your logic is flawed. Took a picture pissing
    And walked up and was still pissing.


  • #125
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Yeah, I could have it looked at for you at a cheap price.

    "I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman. An open-handed slap is justified if all other alternatives fail and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it."
    - Sean Connery


  • #126
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Your logic is flawed. Took a picture pissing
    And walked up and was still pissing.

    You took a picture of the Guard at the wall, then you went over and said what?


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  • #127
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Your logic is flawed. Took a picture pissing
    And walked up and was still pissing.

    You really need to get better at English.....

    Sounds like you took a photo while you yourself were pissing then proceeded to walk up while still pissing......must've been a dreadful mess :D


  • #128
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    You took a picture of the Guard at the wall, then you went over and said what?


    Didn't say anything, just confirmed my suspicions.


  • #129
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Didn't say anything, just confirmed my suspicions.

    "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith


  • #130
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    Jawgap wrote: »
    You really need to get better at English.....

    Sounds like you took a photo while you yourself were pissing then proceeded to walk up while still pissing......must've been a dreadful mess :D


    Don't need to sidestep mister. Sidesteping happens when no further arguments can be made.


  • #131
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Didn't say anything, just confirmed my suspicions.

    Ya did in your left eye.


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  • #132
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    Senor Fancy Pants wrote: »
    "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" - Jaden Smith


    Nothing is real, we are living a dream which is probably controlled by some superior species or maybe we are just experiment like an ant colony of a species greater than ours.


  • #133
    oneilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    GirlOutWest wrote: »
    I think guys can get away with it much easier than us girls. Just imagine a woman squatting down and peeing in public..... *imagining it now, too funny. Kerry Katona springs to mind*

    I've seen it happen, she wasn't particularly discreet :eek: (there were 2 of them going at the same time actually)


  • #134
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    bear1 wrote: »
    Ya did in your left eye.

    Right is my dominant


  • #135
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Right is my dominant

    Probably why you are using bus lanes.


  • #136
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Your logic is flawed. Took a picture pissing
    And walked up and was still pissing.

    We have a word for someone who walks up to a Kodiak bear and kicks him in the plumsack when he's straining the spuds. Hint: it isn't "Genius".


  • #137
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Don't need to sidestep mister. Sidesteping happens when no further arguments can be made.

    “I actually don’t like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don’t. I don’t like to think.”
    Kanye West


  • #138
    Academic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 445 ✭✭Academic


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    So what the hell are you supposed to do? Piss yourself!? I am done with this country, I am definitely emigrating.

    I'm deeply amused by the fact that of all the possible problems in Ireland one might cite as the reason for emigrating, someone chose the lack of public urination.

    I love After Hours ...


  • #139
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Your logic is flawed. Took a picture pissing
    And walked up and was still pissing.
    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Didn't say anything, just confirmed my suspicions.


    This is too easy....

    You either saw him pissing or suspected he was pissing.

    Pick one story and stick to it.

    I'd hate to have you as my star witness in court :D


  • #140
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Didn't say anything, just confirmed my suspicions.

    You need to be careful with your suspicious mind OP,

    It might lead to you bring caught in a trap, then you won't be able to walk out.

    And people will not believe a word you say.

    That'll leave you on your own so much so that if an old friend you know stops by to say hello and sees that suspicion they may not go on with you......and you'll be left caught in a trap.


  • #141
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Nothing is real, we are living a dream which is probably controlled by some superior species or maybe we are just experiment like an ant colony of a species greater than ours.

    This universe runs on a partition of an IBM S/370 mainframe under MVS, just like the other 200,000 identical copies. I'm an AIX admin - don't make me archive you! :D


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  • #142
    Live65a846d0ee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 209 ✭✭Live65a846d0ee


    twowheelsonly wrote: »
    This is too easy....

    You either saw him pissing or suspected he was pissing.

    Pick one story and stick to it.

    I'd hate to have you as my star witness in court :D


    So I suspected him when I have seen him in the corner then I took a picture. After that I walked up and confirmed my suspicions. Go back to school


  • #143
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    Don't need to sidestep mister. Sidesteping happens when no further arguments can be made.

    What about hotstepping?

    With your abilities you'd be a lyrical gsngster and you could say to the Guard "excuse me Mr Officer......dial emergency number"


  • #144
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Amglish, motherfücker! Do you speak it?

    Not your ornery onager



  • #145
    Barry Badrinath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,460 ✭✭✭Barry Badrinath


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    So I suspected him when I have seen him in the corner then I took a picture. After that I walked up and confirmed my suspicions. Go back to school

    ‘I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.’

    Arnold Schwarzenegger


  • #146
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    So I suspected him when I have seen him in the corner then I took a picture. After that I walked up and confirmed my suspicions. Go back to school

    :D Is that your final answer so ?? And not the other one ? :D

    Did you ask him for ID ? Maybe he's not a Garda at all and you're just assuming he is. Could just as easily be a wannabe Berliner who likes to wear fancy dress ??
    I have to presume that you asked him seeing as you only post facts and not assumptions !!


  • #147
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Jawgap wrote: »
    What about hotstepping?

    With your abilities you'd be a lyrical gsngster and you could say to the Guard "excuse me Mr Officer......dial emergency number"

    We in da Red Light district...


  • #148
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,844 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Live65a846d0ee wrote: »
    So I suspected him when I have seen him in the corner then I took a picture. After that I walked up and confirmed my suspicions. Go back to school

    Oh the irony.


  • #149
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    oneilla wrote: »
    I've seen it happen, she wasn't particularly discreet :eek: (there were 2 of them going at the same time actually)

    Yes, ladypersons occasionally experience bladder moments as well, particularly after booze. The correct thing to do is politely ignore it, while discreetly standing guard like a Marine.


  • #150
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,815 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Yes, ladypersons occasionally experience bladder moments as well, particularly after booze. The correct thing to do is politely ignore it, while discreetly standing guard like a Marine.

    If a man person needs to piss, just drop your cacks and do it like a woman person. They don't get arrested because they are not indecently exposing anything. Fact.

    Not your ornery onager



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  • #151
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,187 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Esel wrote: »
    If a man person needs to piss, just drop your cacks and do it like a woman person. They don't get arrested because they are not indecently exposing anything. Fact.

    That kind of carry-on is dangerous when you're over 40. Never trust a fart!


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