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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2942
    taytobreath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,811 ✭✭✭taytobreath


    other people with shopping trolleys that are in a world of their own.....get out of my fukin way!!!


  • #2943
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭s8n


    retalivity wrote: »
    bigpink wrote: »
    That "Bro " look guys thats only work upper body backwards cap tight shorts tough guy but looks gay look

    Anyone over the age of 12 wearing a baseball cap deserves a slap in the face. 2 slaps if it is on backwards


    I'm a well known style icon here on boards and have an assortment of baseball caps which I occasionally wear backwards.

    Bet you wish you could retract that statement now


  • #2944
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,217 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Pink polo shirt wearers, particularly if collar is turned up


  • #2945
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    Guys in blue suits with tan shoes, its like a f*cking uniform !! :rolleyes:

    Usually accompanied with a smug look.


  • #2946
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,760 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    D3V!L wrote: »
    Guys in blue suits with tan shoes, its like a f*cking uniform !! :rolleyes:

    Usually accompanied with a smug look.

    If you work in a ****e menswear shop.


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  • #2947
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    I've spent the last 10 days playing golf in Ireland on some of its signature courses. The amount of people who don't repair divots or pitch marks is shocking. These people should be named and shamed and not allowed back on the course until they've completed a comprehensive course on golf etiquette.


  • #2948
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    I've spent the last 10 days playing golf in Ireland on some of its signature courses. The amount of people who don't repair divots or pitch marks is shocking. These people should be named and shamed and not allowed back on the course until they've completed a comprehensive course on golf etiquette.

    Saw a lad playing in bootcut jeans on my home course last Sunday.


  • #2949
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    biko wrote: »
    Pink polo shirt wearers, particularly if collar is turned up

    Usually accompanied by a pint of Heino in hand and wearing deck shoes, to complete the w@nker look


  • #2950
    cbreeze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭cbreeze


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    I've spent the last 10 days playing golf in Ireland on some of its signature courses. The amount of people who don't repair divots or pitch marks is shocking. These people should be named and shamed and not allowed back on the course until they've completed a comprehensive course on golf etiquette.

    if you are lucky enough to play the Master's course in Augusta, your caddie has a bag of soil and he fills in your divots:), I was at a funeral afters in Castleknock GC and they had bags of earth for golfers to take with them to fill in their marks


  • #2951
    Easy Rod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,888 ✭✭✭Easy Rod


    bigpink wrote: »
    That "Bro " look guys thats only work upper body backwards cap tight shorts tough guy but looks gay look

    People who still use 'gay' as an insult.


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  • #2952
    D3V!L
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,713 ✭✭✭D3V!L


    Easy Rod wrote: »
    People who still use 'gay' as an insult.

    Yes , yes they do.


    When they're 12. :rolleyes:


  • #2953
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Saw a lad playing in bootcut jeans on my home course last Sunday.

    Disgraceful! Where was the course warden?


  • #2954
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    At any sort of reunion somebody with that snarky complexion and whose sole topic of conversation is degoratory comments about other past pupils flaws and failings.


  • #2955
    peckdunn
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 35 ✭peckdunn


    If you don't have simple manners; holding a door open for a lady, child, next person. Not saying thank you when someone/anyone does something for them.

    Just generally being aware that there are other people in the world and not just them.


  • #2956
    FizzleSticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


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  • #2957
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,085 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    D3V!L wrote: »
    Guys in blue suits with tan shoes, its like a f*cking uniform !! :rolleyes:

    Usually accompanied with a smug look.

    *Looks down at feet...*

    I don't have a smug look on my face though 😐


  • #2958
    HensVassal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,569 ✭✭✭HensVassal


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    *Looks down at feet...*

    I don't have a smug look on my face though 😐

    You're only 80% of a wanker then.


  • #2959
    KikiDee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭KikiDee


    Post on Facebook: F*ck the world, etc, etc,
    Friend: What's up?
    Reply back: I'll PM you babes

    Wanker


  • #2960
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭s8n


    KikiDee wrote: »
    Post on Facebook: F*ck the world, etc, etc,
    Friend: What's up?
    Reply back: I'll PM you babes

    Wanker

    R u ok Hun ?


  • #2961
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    For ever odd wrote: »
    Is there a female equivalent to the word 'wanker '? I mean you hardly ever hear of a woman been called a wanker.

    thats a good question, can a woman be referred to as a wanker??


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  • #2962
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,252 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    That they are still there arguing, after a thread has reached 300+ replies and all their posts are prefaced with a large multiquote.


  • #2963
    mosesgun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭mosesgun


    People in restaurants who sneeze loudly into their tissues, look at the contents of the tissue and go again. Christ, I'm eating my diinner, you wanker.

    People who use Facebook to check into hospitals without any explanation purely as an attention seeking exercise. You ok Hun? Hope all ok Cuz? (thats another annoying phrase) Grrrr!!!!

    People who say "Pardy" instead of "Party". F*ck that for a game of soldiers.

    Dublin GAA fans who try to out Dublin each other!!! Ah jaysus, I'd only ever be in the Hill, I couldn't sit in a bleedin' seat in Croker. Full of bandwagon jumpers' You don't see them lads here at a league match in february. Summertime fans blah blah

    Country lads that wear cowboy hats at GAA matches! Galway lads are particularly fond of this. Big 10 gallon hat right on front of you and you trying to watch the match.

    Don't get me started.....


  • #2964
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,385 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    mosesgun wrote: »
    People in restaurants who sneeze loudly into their tissues, look at the contents of the tissue and go again. Christ, I'm eating my diinner, you wanker.

    People who use Facebook to check into hospitals without any explanation purely as an attention seeking exercise. You ok Hun? Hope all ok Cuz? (thats another annoying phrase) Grrrr!!!!

    People who say "Pardy" instead of "Party". F*ck that for a game of soldiers.

    Dublin GAA fans who try to out Dublin each other!!! Ah jaysus, I'd only ever be in the Hill, I couldn't sit in a bleedin' seat in Croker. Full of bandwagon jumpers' You don't see them lads here at a league match in february. Summertime fans blah blah

    Country lads that wear cowboy hats at GAA matches! Galway lads are particularly fond of this. Big 10 gallon hat right on front of you and you trying to watch the match.

    Don't get me started.....

    :eek:

    Ticked a lot of boxes there Moses......




    Ps weren't you Bumpy Jonas in Shaft??


  • #2965
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,833 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    mosesgun wrote: »
    People in restaurants who sneeze loudly into their tissues, look at the contents of the tissue and go again. Christ, I'm eating my diinner, you wanker.

    I have horrible allergies. I also have an upper rhinital malformation which means my sneezes can be loud. I'm probably that guy you're annoyed with.


  • #2966
    5rtytry56
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    Grayson wrote: »
    I have horrible allergies. I also have an upper rhinital malformation which means my sneezes can be loud. I'm probably that guy you're annoyed with.

    Attend to your aching adenoids so sir, and don't mind about us.


  • #2967
    mosesgun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 198 ✭✭mosesgun


    Grayson wrote: »
    I have horrible allergies. I also have an upper rhinital malformation which means my sneezes can be loud. I'm probably that guy you're annoyed with.
    It's not necessarily the volume that I take exception to its more the location. However you sound like you've plenty of issues so I'll let you off


  • #2968
    Hesh's Umpire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Hesh's Umpire


    People who seem almost surprised to be asked for money at the supermarket checkout, dig out the wallet, root out the card/cash, start handing in vouchers etc. etc. etc.
    Have all that **** ready.


  • #2969
    cazzer22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    I know a girl who will always disagree with anything other people recommend. I might say ''Oh, I went to this place in Stillorgan and it was so lovely, you should definitely check it out.''. ''Oh I was there before and thought it was awful''. I get everyone is entitled to their opinion but this happens with EVERYTHING. From movies, restaurants, shops, cities in Europe. It's almost like she's making a conscious effort to be contrary.


  • #2970
    Means Of Escape
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,897 ✭✭✭Means Of Escape


    That_Guy wrote: »
    People who light up a cigarette at a sporting event. Inconsiderate wankerish behaviour on every level.

    Serge Blanco would disagree


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  • #2971
    Smondie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Smondie


    Greedy people, who accuse everyone else of money grabbing and try and shut down any conversation about what thier competitors charge, because thier competitors are cheaper.


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