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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #332
    Dimitri
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    You know your truly alone when you have to post in this thread for company. Where are all the good women gone?


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    #333
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    If you really wanted a good woman you'd find her...we are everywhere.
    The problem is most guys are just looking for T&A and end up with a high maintenance Priss who walks all over them and then they start saying...where have all the good women gone? ;)


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    #334
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They've gone for a nice cup of tea.


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    #335
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    If you really wanted a good woman you'd find her...we are everywhere.
    The problem is most guys are just looking for T&A and end up with a high maintenance Priss who walks all over them and then they start saying...where have all the good women gone? ;)

    Sadly, gay guys seems to be fussier *grumbles*


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    #336
    Steveire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Steveire


    As of one hour ago, i can post in this thread without being banned. I dunno what i think about that.


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    #337
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    I Want A Boyfriend
    Umm considering your surrounded by male singles, Isnt that like asking for a burger in mcDonalds?

    Anyway
    [begin rant]
    This has been the worst year ever, surrounded by ****in mating critters. Yay im the ****ing runt of the litter - everyone round me is spontainously mating - whoopdy ****in do. Its not being single thats the problem, its being reminded that your single and were I to get laid more often it would even be less of a problem.

    Not to mention the head****'s involved when you hang round conspiracys of 2! [/End rant]

    anyway singles thread..yadda yadda yadda... fúck-buddy required in gway.. pm with photo :)Now aint that wishfull thinking


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    #338
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'd almost settle for the sounds of someone else having sex in my house at this stage.

    Almost, but not quite, because frankly the thought of Number6 getting it on is enough to cause cancer.


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    #339
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I knew you didn't ave a biatch!
    I'm back and I still want a boyf, and Ajnag, I never said I was surrounded by single males and I don't like McDonalds!
    But hopefully by this time next week I will defo have a laddy, although this too fills me with great sorrow as I will no longer be able to post in this thread, but dont worry I wont come here to point and laugh at the singles, as I know your pain so well...


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    #340
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    amp wrote:
    open%20briefcase%20and%20accessories%204.jpg

    Touché I think you'll find. Bwa
    Counter-touché!

    burning_case.jpg


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    #341
    Steveire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Le Rack wrote:
    I knew you didn't ave a biatch!
    I'm back and I still want a boyf, and Ajnag, I never said I was surrounded by single males and I don't like McDonalds!
    But hopefully by this time next week I will defo have a laddy, although this too fills me with great sorrow as I will no longer be able to post in this thread, but dont worry I wont come here to point and laugh at the singles, as I know your pain so well...
    how are you so sure?


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    #342
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm lonely, and bitter and so tired but refuse to leave this trusty computer...
    and you?


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    #343
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    CuLT wrote:
    Counter-touché!

    burning_case.jpg

    CASE CLOSED! OH NO!


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    #344
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    FFS! I had important documents in that case! :mad:


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    #345
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i left my soul in there :(


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    #346
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    i left my soul in there :(
    its okay, I'll sell ya mine for 50c


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    #347
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Le Rack wrote:
    its okay, I'll sell ya mine for 50c

    deal :)


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    #348
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    right one soul is wingin its way to you right now!




    *kill kill kill*


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    #349
    Steveire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Le Rack wrote:
    I'm lonely, and bitter and so tired but refuse to leave this trusty computer...
    and you?
    I mean't how do you know you'll have a boyfriend inside of a week? Speaking to mystic meg recently?


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    #350
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sarky wrote:
    I'd almost settle for the sounds of someone else having sex in my house at this stage.

    Almost, but not quite, because frankly the thought of Number6 getting it on is enough to cause cancer.


    I just had go go and say it, didn't I? I just had to f*cking say it! Me and my big stupid prophetic mouth...


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    #351
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    ^^^
    HA HAA!

    Be carefull what you wish for.... :)


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    #352
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    Ajnag wrote:
    ^^^
    HA HAA!

    Be carefull what you wish for.... :)

    i wished i would get a bird with long legs and a tight pussy... i got an ostrish and a cat that doesn't buy a thing /sigh


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    #353
    Retr0gamer
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 51,006 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    I was bitter about being single but have since found solace and redemption in porn.
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    #354
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bah.

    That Honk forum didn't do what I was hoping it would.


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    #355
    sutty
    Registered Users Posts: 4,109 ✭✭✭sutty


    Well I am single, yet again.. and back in smells ville (Leixlip) so finding it hard to anything about said matter.


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    #356
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Sarky wrote:
    Bah.

    That Honk forum didn't do what I was hoping it would.
    hahaha it just made you horny didnt it! admit it you dirty dirty boy! :p


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    #357
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I admit nothing! NOTHIIIIIIIIIING!


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    #358
    yipperduigs
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭yipperduigs


    Anyone single here? why are we all single? why are u single? why did u come to this thread? Why am I typin this sh1t?


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    #359
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Im single again, and lovin it! Girls are great for the first while but then they do your head in. I have no desire to be on someones leash. Leave me alone! (except when Im horny)


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    #360
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Weak-willed fool!

    /me makes whipcrack noises in joejoem's direction


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    #361
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm on the verge of tears here, I WANT A BOYF


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