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    #302
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only three?

    Are you ill?


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    #303
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    well, those are my only free days...
    I wouldnt want to ask for more anyway since he likes me, I figure a schedule is more....technical rather than feelings based.
    understand?


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    #304
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Way to take the fun out of it. Why not add in rulers and stopwatches while you're at it? :)


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    #305
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ya I know, but it was a precaution I had to take to insure he just didnt pop over when ever he liked...since he isnt my BF and I will not want him around all the time.
    Does that sound cold?
    I mean hey, if you could have a fukbuddy with no attachments, wouldnt you?

    It sounds like a good idea to me and the plus is I already know him...I am going to try it out and see how it goes anyway. ;)


    I have needs damn it! Its been 8 long months!!!!!


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    #306
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Count yourself lucky.

    /me checks calender

    Over a year... :(


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    #307
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    me looks at calendar...I went for a year and a half before that one night stand 8 months ago...so I win :D

    me looks at calendar again....if you can wait till November I'll see what I can do for ya :p:D


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    #308
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    I beat both of you, and with no prospect of "****-buddies" (hate that word). So stop complaining ;)


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    #309
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no f*ck buddy, two ex's on my tail both with feelings for me, both whom I cant get back with, one of whom adores me, and other guy I adore, previously engaged! And No lads around here who I really like or who are the right age for me!


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    #310
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    well I am scrapping that idea, I got one good day out of him then things went wrong...poor guy. I really feel bad for him, I just dont have those feelings for him.
    So I am starting my calendar over again,
    hey atleast I can say its only been a day instead of 8 months now :D:p:D


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    #311
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    thats so horrible! I have that option too but I'd never use it, cuz I know how much he cares for me and I know how much I'd hurt him if I did, plus he smells


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    #312
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    well I am scrapping that idea, I got one good day out of him then things went wrong...poor guy. I really feel bad for him, I just dont have those feelings for him.
    So I am starting my calendar over again,
    hey atleast I can say its only been a day instead of 8 months now :D:p:D

    Ah Feck! Was hoping it would work out! Was contemplating it myself but think that it will only open up a can of worms.........Pity!


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    #313
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yep worms a plenty!
    I want a boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    #314
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    I propose we declare war on smug couples everywhere by going off with people in long term realationships.


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    #315
    Unit00
    Closed Accounts Posts: 156 ✭✭Unit00


    pwd wrote:
    I propose we declare war on smug couples everywhere by going off with people in long term realationships.


    Thats pretty malicious. Count me in.


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    #316
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    rsynnott wrote:
    I'm single, due to being ****ing ugly.
    You look like Robbie from Home and Away.... me thinks...
    Carry on.


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    #317
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm in , but its gonna take a lot to get people in long term relationships to go with other people!


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    #318
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Not with duct tape and a big stick with a nail in it. :)


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    #319
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i was thinking lots of alcohol but that will do too!


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    #320
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Count me in, just finished the garden and have plenty of nials and sticks. Enough to go round. Who's got duct tape?


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    #321
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I suppose I could muster up some! And darlings its ducK tape or elephant tape, not ducT tape


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    #322
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,800 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Le Rack wrote:
    I suppose I could muster up some! And darlings its ducK tape or elephant tape, not ducT tape
    I'm afraid I must disagree hun... clicky :D
    PS: If I missed the humor in the above post I blame it on the heat today.. that and turning 30 in under 2 weeks! :)


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    #323
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    okay, well I always called it elephant tape anyway, thats what its called in the south I suppose...

    I still want a boyfriend!


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    #324
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users Posts: 28,800 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I suppose in a way tho it's good to know it's not just me that's still single :) Seems like it lately


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    #325
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Duct Tape:

    ssc061.jpg


    ..











    Duck Tape:

    Bedducktapeweb.jpg


    Case closed.


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    #326
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    open%20briefcase%20and%20accessories%204.jpg

    Touché I think you'll find. Bwa


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    #327
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I Want A Boyfriend


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    #328
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    jezza wrote:
    You look like Robbie from Home and Away.... me thinks...
    Carry on.

    *Googles*. Erm...

    You may wish to visit the optician ;)
    Rob


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    #329
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    Le Rack wrote:
    I suppose I could muster up some! And darlings its ducK tape or elephant tape, not ducT tape

    Funny you should say that as there is a duck brand duct tape.

    now back to bitching about non-singles. I meet a v.hot girl last night but unfortunatly she had a bad case of bfitis.

    while i was typing this my ma just came into my room with a voodoo doll (i kid you not) complete with pins and all. I think is see a cure for the bfitis


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    #330
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    rsynnott wrote:
    jezza wrote:
    You look like Robbie from Home and Away.... me thinks...
    Carry on.
    *Googles*. Erm...

    You may wish to visit the optician ;)
    Rob
    You probably got off lucky, I've been likened to Damien from Home & Away... the intentions were good, but I was too insulted to talk to her any further... there's no way I'm that dorky looking ffs.


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    #331
    Number6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Number6


    Single... So alone.

    /me goes back to lifelike sarky puppet (now with real beard hair)


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