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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #272
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    I divorced my wife and childhood friend of 20 years.

    Just to tug on Sarkys beard.

    It was SO worth it.


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    #273
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    defo!


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    #274
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    MobileInfantry wrote:
    I divorced my wife and childhood friend of 20 years.

    Just to tug on Sarkys beard.

    It was SO worth it.


    Just when I think I establish how drunk I was that night, along comes another gem like this.

    Also, I'm still single. You bastards.


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    #275
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ya me too, pffft

    btw, clicky my linky if your going to the boards beer in November :D


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    #276
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    I'm horny, horny horny horny... coz I'm single, single single single


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    #277
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You know what you need?

    The Catholic Church. They'll solve that horny problem. And marry you to God. I hear he's a devil in the sack.


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    #278
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    nah random strangers will do!!!
    going out on the "razz" tonight


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    #279
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    cajun_tiger wrote:
    I'm horny, horny horny horny... coz I'm single, single single single
    :eek:
    your single now? teh last time I saw a post from you was a long while ago in PI about troubles with your BF wasnt it? like the father of your kid?
    well, good on you then if you broke loose ;)
    you havnt been round here in a long time!


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    #280
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    Yea i had enough.. i needed to sort myself out big time.. too much sh(it had happened... but now i'm single...it sux but its better than it was


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    #281
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    good for you hun,
    it is better to be single and happy with a few moments of unhappiness then to be miserable with someone that makes you miserable most of the time.
    Thats why I remain single, I'd rather be alone than to be with someone who doesnt make me happy.
    I can make myself happy and miserable so why do I need someone else who makes my unhappy, ya know.

    I am perfectly happy alone, though it'd be nice to have someone to shag every now and then hehehe
    As far as companionship and sharing my life...I am young and there is plenty of time for that. I am enjoyiong my freedom, though at times it would be nice to have a special someone to share yourself with.

    It will come to us all...everyone gets what comes to them in due time ;)
    patience is the key, Happiness is the life force :D


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    #282
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    Plus i like cats


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    #283
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    catwoman, bonus! :D


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    #284
    cajun_tiger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    spinster!! wu hu!!!

    cats inside and alsations out the back


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    #285
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    I'm single, due to being ****ing ugly.


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    #286
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    rsynnott wrote:
    I'm single, due to being ****ing ugly.
    Your not that ugly, i'd do you if i was so inclined, but unfortunatly i'm not


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    #287
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    rsynnott wrote:
    I'm single, due to being ****ing ugly.
    dont put yourself down like that! Its that negative thinking that has you single!
    and then all you got are materialistic bíátches if you think your single due to your looks!


    I'm still single btw, even after spending the weekend at Tall Ships and with some randy germans!


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    #288
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Aw, randy Germans are the best kind of German!


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    #289
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    Le Rack wrote:
    dont put yourself down like that! Its that negative thinking that has you single!
    and then all you got are materialistic bíátches if you think your single due to your looks!

    Okay, okay, my personality is also highly dubious. Happy? :)


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    #290
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I doubt it!
    If your confident and can crack a joke you shouldn't have a problem and I can already tell you've got a sense of humour!


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    #291
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me considers making fun of the other singles to feel better about himself...


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    #292
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sarky dont be bold!
    I am owever going to dublin for a week soon so hey singles, wanna pimp it!


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    #293
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'll return like you departed, a bitter lonely shell of a human being.

    No, wait, thinking about myself again. Carry on.


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    #294
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    probably but maybe I'll get some before returning! :)


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    #295
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    Le Rack wrote:
    I doubt it!
    If your confident and can crack a joke you shouldn't have a problem and I can already tell you've got a sense of humour!

    Yeh, is the confidence that trips me up, am afraid :) (Groups of say, five or six people I know are managable; parties make me want to hide).


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    #296
    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    amazingemmet wrote:
    Your not that ugly
    Am I the only one who finds this funny?
    "Oh cheer up, you're not that ugly."

    I'm having a strange Gerry Springer 'thought of the day' moment here... even though you may not (in reality) be hugely ugly... the sheer fact that you think you're ugly, makes you unattractive due to the lack of confidence that goes with it... which then re-enforces the "omg I'm ugly" inner dialog... compounding the problem upon itself until you just resign yourself to the fact that you're going to die alone.

    Confident guys are pricks anyway.


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    #297
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i said that already...


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    #298
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Except me of course. I'm confident AND lovely.

    Now if I could just sort out the smell I'd be set.


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    #299
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    just work on that so, you'll be swimming in ladies in no time!


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    #300
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I've said it before and I'll say it again RADOX well really I was gonna say, if only more people weren't materialistic (I can't think of hte proper word) and saw through appearance to the real person people would be so much happier! I went out with a guy who STANK so bad so very bad and wasn't a prize looker at all either but I knew he really liked me and he was a lovely guy who treated me right so bleh!
    I WANT A BOYFRIEND!


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    #301
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    heh, I dont really want one right now tbh...
    I have mentioned the idea of being fukbuddies to an ex and he seems to be all for it, though I know he has feelings for me and would want more even though I dont and I told him that already.
    Would it be wrong to use him for sex 3 days a week?
    Knowing he has feelings for me even though I told him off the bat it was "sex only" no feelings allowed?

    hmmppff
    damn it, he did say jokingly that he felt used but I said...hey its not like your not getting something from it
    :D


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