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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    parade3ms.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I got them back!

    /me forces dwarves to bugle

    I found these samba elephant men too


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me Oooohs and Aaaaahs over the Samba elephant men! and watches as the Pork Air Corp completes their co-ordinated flyover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /falls 700ft from his feets
    /explodes into chocolate sweets
    /skulks into side-streets




    /stops listening to jazz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Le Rack wrote:
    I'm wearing nippie tassies made from purple apples, and I have a sparkly skirt thing on andI'm dancing down the high street!
    Hmmm! :mad:
    One of us is going to have to change.


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /picks up Chad and dusts him off with a feather duster

    Here have a maraca to shake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /glitter bombs the parade


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    My Eyes, Ze Goggles, Zey Do Nothing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh stfu yourself shabadu, do you not know what humour, or sarcasm or comdeic value is?
    And how high are your own intelligence levels, if you think that I actually carry on like that in reality? Maybe you haven't noticed, but its only in TCN that I actually draw such attention to my chest, and that again stems from people asking, wher does my name come from, originaly it comes from my friends making aup a crappy french version of my name but then people just assumed it came from my chest.

    Futher more, this is the internet, TCN, I do not have an ego problem, I just come slightly further out of my shell on the net than I do in person, despite being a confident outgoing person. I am not all "ooh look at my tits" they just happen to be there, and there are plently of people who know me on here, who will justify that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    wow

    that was boring

    i want my precious seconds back


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    wow

    that was boring

    i want my precious seconds back
    lol :D

    me gets popcorn


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    a hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha



    that is all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me bows

    what can i say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    /me pushes MoJu while he's bowing so he falls over

    Teehee!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me finishes bugling, puts on a dancing bear costume (with fez hat) and drives through parade in a little car


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Le Rack wrote:
    oh stfu yourself shabadu, do you not know what humour, or sarcasm or comdeic value is?
    And how high are your own intelligence levels, if you think that I actually carry on like that in reality? Maybe you haven't noticed, but its only in TCN that I actually draw such attention to my chest, and that again stems from blah blah etc and so on. small part of fuzzy's brain dies whilst reading this

    wow. that has to be the single crappiest post on this thread.
    and I include the ones where I post a single "," when I say that.
    Its *almost* as bad as the ones on the Creative writing forum.


    *ahem*
    back to parade.
    (why do I always get stuck being the animal. Just because people think im a furry? ¬_¬ )

    *barks the tune to singing in the rain backwards*


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Sarky wrote:
    /me finishes bugling, puts on a dancing bear costume (with fez hat) and drives through parade in a little car

    Nice work Sarky, we needed some men in fezes and little cars :D

    /me Takes a break to watch the passing Amazon synchronised giraffe riding team


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Honk Honk!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me puts air pump into Sarky's mouth and inflates him up to the size of a balloon then ties string to him to use him as a balloon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Me wants 2 sarkys please


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    There you go

    that will be €15

    /me finds a Sarky cell to clone to get more


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Finds a pin,, Bye bye *pop*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    does this phone box take hypocrisy? it's a long distance call


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    no

    you need to sexz0re it up

    then it'll take anything


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    ohh.
    is there sex00r at the lubnip beers, I wonder?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Yes! Undead Bionic ninja pirate sex0rz

    (As in the undeadness causes your penis to fall off but then you get a new superstealthy bionic one and use it to sex0r up a parrot)

    *pops a giant party popper at sarkys car and flips it over*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ..Hmmmm..sure could go for some fat lady armpit right about now..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    ohh.
    is there sex00r at the lubnip beers, I wonder?


    The sex0r-age was frequent and varied. MoJu and Talliesin made a particularly cute couple for all of five seconds, for example.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ah memories


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    MoJu's boobies are hawt.


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