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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #752
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    It not what you do....its the way that you do it!


  • #753
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    WOW! I go out on the tear for one night and come back to find I've been sanctified and canonised and that I'm now the mouth piece of some interesting god but that my version is by far the better version as it's totally uncensored. But this has casued a brief religious war.

    Right, now back to alphabetising condiments and brushing luxurious hair


  • #754
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    I'm now the mouth piece of some interesting god

    Heh heh heh, "mouth piece"...

    Bueno.


  • #755
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    my goddess!


  • #756
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    my goodness!


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  • #757
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My Wadi.


  • #758
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    miopia


  • #759
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Does a "SWEET JESUS I'M BORED" dance*


  • #760
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    What do you guys think of chicken?


  • #761
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    As food, or as an entertainment device?


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  • #762
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    both

    at the same time


  • #763
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    But... ...That's just STUpid!!!!


  • #764
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    ^_^


  • #765
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    c'mon Chad!

    some input here


  • #766
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Chicken...meh...theyre funny to watch. I had a rooster for a few weeks once. We called it my cock.....happy days.


  • #767
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Mumpf. Makes sense to me. I think we need to get some pink padded walls as the default skin in TCN, like they used to have a different one in Star wars and POTB n stuff.

    *Whistles a distracted tune*
    /me quickly distances self from idea...


  • #768
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Chickens.. meh. They've got nuthin' on cuckoos.


  • #769
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Chicken...meh...theyre funny to watch. I had a rooster for a few weeks once. We called it my cock.....happy days.

    why only a few weeks?
    training them for somethinG?
    crazy lady and her idea's of world domination, coffee and tv..
    brain dead virtually..
    take me away from this big bad world..


  • #770
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    NotMe wrote:
    Chickens.. meh. They've got nuthin' on cuckoos.
    chickens are real. Cuckoos arent.


  • #771
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    YORE MA's not real.


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  • #772
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    like a fox


  • #773
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    YORE MA's not real.
    Ok sarky, your a funnie bloke but thats just stupid now!
    Seriously.

    Ps... why is it only my replies ye put that on??


  • #774
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now that's just not true.

    How could you wound me so? How?


  • #775
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Because YORE MA says so!


  • #776
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    WILL YIS PLESE ****ING PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT. PLEASE?



    Its bad enough mates thinking shes *sound out*
    is there not getting away from mothers? :(


  • #777
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Right, ok, let's get back to me being a god then...


  • #778
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /Me starts bowing

    *Ohm nom shidai.....Ohm nom shidai*


  • #779
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    So, Sarky, back to you being a god...

    Hows that workin out for ya?


  • #780
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    No chix0rz as of yet, but I'm hopeful...


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  • #781
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    sarky stalked me


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