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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #662
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Heathen!

    the only true version is the saint tSubh Derag version!

    Heathen!


  • #663
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That one had to be suppressed due to the, er, "graphic" imagery...


  • #664
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    it is the true one though!

    Not this heathenistic "St." Shabadu version!


  • #665
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's not heathenistic!

    Hedonistic, certainly, but I, Sarky, proclaim it to be the Truth, the Light and the Way.

    Be quiet, or I'll excommunicate your sorry ass before you can say "Golden idol".

    If you keep shtum you can have a St. tSubh version for youself with all the pictures in full colour...


  • #666
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I have the st tSubh version!

    I'm trying to precah the correct way to live the cuckoo!


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  • #667
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Did I mention my st. tSubh version is also a popup? *waggley eyebrows*


  • #668
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I have the video version!

    Heathan!


  • #669
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    FOOL! I AM SARKY, THY GOD! FEAR MY WRATH!

    Or I'll also suppress the passages about Rozabeez's custard pie fight with "Goliath". naughty.gif


  • #670
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    YOu are the devil!


  • #671
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well duh!

    But I'm also your GOD!

    Now start ph33ring!


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  • #672
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    no |\|00|3


  • #673
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me smites Matthewthebig.


  • #674
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me plays an cross on sarky!

    Burning him


  • #675
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pfft, what am I, a vampire?

    No0b.

    /smitey smitey smite.


  • #676
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me activates abti smite armour

    giving me +3 smite defence and +4 flamethrower abiltiy!

    /me gets out flamethrower!


  • #677
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I've gotta start going to church!!! :D


  • #678
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    well with a name like rozarybeeds I'd say you should :rolleyes:

    heh


  • #679
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    haethan


  • #680
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *slaps matt on the hand* stop that.


  • #681
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    stop what?


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  • #682
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    Whew, just caught up on three pages of madness in this thread. On to "The Cuckoo's nest is dead tonight!"


  • #683
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    get out of here you no good kid!


  • #684
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    !flame!


  • #685
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


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  • #686
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    fire!

    fire!

    get the fireperson


  • #687
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    How come you guys have become pyromaniacs all of a sudden? Setting fire to someone's crotch and whatnot! ITS SUPER!


  • #688
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    no its not!

    i miss my crotch!


  • #689
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    So's your FACE!


  • #690
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    So does Jezza's ma!


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  • #691
    Steveire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,421 ✭✭✭Steveire


    I can confirm that. YOWzA


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