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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #842
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I think it's more of a Wonderbra job.


  • #843
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yay scundies


  • #844
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Hmmmm chickens...*drule*..
    hehehe..


    WOoOho scundies*...











    whats a scundie?


  • #845
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    a special undy for cool people called scundies


  • #846
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bloomers.


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  • #847
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    skid marks


  • #848
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Skid Marks!?!?!?!

    And on my birthday too....:(


    *Castrated Hey nonny nonny*


  • #849
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    still yer bday funky??
    bday hugs


  • #850
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Hugs!!!!!!:)

    And on my birthday too.....:(


  • #851
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yay i like hugs


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  • #852
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Let me OFF!"!.1.>.



    there's wierd people in here ¬_¬


  • #853
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    weird people? really? on no! i'm allerigc to them :eek:



    PS: more birthday hugs for mr penguin


  • #854
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Allergies?!?!?!


    And on my birthday too.....:(


  • #855
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ITS NOT YOUR F*CKING BIRTHDAY ANYMORe!!!!!


  • #856
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Why are you shouting at me? :(


    And on my birthday too.....:(


  • #857
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Did I hear mention of a party?


  • #858
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    lets party on down like its 1999.


  • #859
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Right! Who's got the time travellin' remote control!

    *looks under sofa cushion, under coffee table.........

    Right! Who had it last?


  • #860
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    killer always has it in my house!


  • #861
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    You go and see if you can grab the remote and I'll distract killer!


    *starts to whistle and beckon killer........

    Here killer! Come on boy? Look at the lovely piece of steak I have.....

    *hopes killer is a dog!?!?!?!?


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  • #862
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    hes a big alsation teddy , but im not allowed have a real one in the aparttment so this lad does

    an perusual he had the remote :rolleyes:


  • #863
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *blushes

    Well! Come on where are we going? Funky Penguin will be back soon and he's expecting a party!


  • #864
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ou lets go dancing

    no wait a karaoke night???


  • #865
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    karaoke night!

    yippee! Let's sing Carpenter Songs and Abba songs all night!!!!


  • #866
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'm the dancing Queen.


  • #867
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /assumes role of drunken student


  • #868
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me grovels


  • #869
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    "what Happened to THe STriPpepRS!!.. WoooOOWOOOoOOWOWOOoo "

    /vomits on lamp

    /kisses unattractive lady

    /drinks shots

    /pisses on grand piano.



    "Soo ... .. "


  • #870
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me starts playing newly sterilised piano.

    and on my birthday too.....:(


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  • #871
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Listens to Funky tinkling on the ivory....


    Sounds a damn sight better than Chad tinkling on the ivory..............


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