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  • #812
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me minions!


  • #813
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    jesus0nv.jpg


  • #814
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    kill the heathen!


  • #815
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    jesus1zj.jpg


  • #816
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    OMG jesus


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  • #817
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    jesus0wo.jpg


  • #818
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Eunuch?!?!? I r teh winnar! :cool:


    And on my birthday too....:(


  • #819
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    eu·nuch (yū'nək)
    n.

    A man or boy whose testes have been removed or have never developed.


    WTF???


  • #820
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Eunuch?!?!? I r teh winnar! :cool:


    And on my birthday too....:(
    happy birthday honey.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


  • #821
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    jezza wrote:
    happy birthday honey.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Hah! 21 Birthday x's! In your face Notme!

    And on my birthday too....:(


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  • #822
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Pfff it's not a proper Cult unless there are Eunuchs! They get to orally please the priestesses, everyone knows that!


  • #823
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    im one of the preistesses :D


  • #824
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Can I be a eunuch? Well actually I'm not so sure I want to be. Good and bad points I s'pose.


  • #825
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    Hah! 21 Birthday x's! In your face Notme!

    And on my birthday too....:(
    stop bein sad or else bad boy
    in your face not me!


    ps whats hey nonny nonny all about??


  • #826
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I'M A EUNUCH!!!!

    Jez, I think I explained that somewhere......but I can't remember where.

    Might have been the free hat thread....


  • #827
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    that means you've like 8 weiners right? ..





    *canned laugh*


  • #828
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    I'M A EUNUCH!!!!

    Jez, I think I explained that somewhere......but I can't remember where.

    Might have been the free hat thread....
    Hey Nonny Nonny comes from yee olde times of the court jester who would sing "Heeeey Nonny Nonny" for sh1ts and giggles while doing a jingly dance with bells on.

    I think there are still Nonny dancers around today...

    Was used alot in Blackadder aswell..........
    ok................................................... i dont get that!


  • #829
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    No one does......it's a mystery of the dance...

    *Hey nonny nonny*

    I have no balls!

    And on my birthday too....:(


  • #830
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    funky penguin wrote:
    No one does......it's a mystery of the dance...

    *Hey nonny nonny*

    I have no balls!

    And on my birthday too....:(
    ya dont need to tell me that darling!!
    :p


  • #831
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me govels


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  • #832
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I have no balls cos I'm a eunuch!

    And on my birthday too....:(


  • #833
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    well you can start being a eunuch tomorrow instead.

    I like the grovelling there should definately be more groveling!

    Chad can be the Novice priest in charge of chickens

    Notme is appointed to trainee eunuch


  • #834
    NotMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    How do I become a fully qualified eunuch?

    Cut them off? :o I'll have to pay a visit to Dr. Demento.


  • #835
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me does more grovelling


  • #836
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Why are you grovelling?


  • #837
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    its mah job!


  • #838
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    get a real job!


  • #839
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    it si


  • #840
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Hello!


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  • #841
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    matt yer doin a vonderbar job :)


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