Sarky, In my orifice please.

Gone West

....
Is this startrek roleplay?
new low/high for the nest/orifice.

Shabadu

Is that a Tricorder in your pocket?

arbeitsscheuer

No he's just pleased to see y- well... Star Trek roleplay.

Nevyn

Sci/fi not stricktly trek.

Sarky

Shabadu wrote:

Is that a Tricorder in your pocket?

Yes. I keep it there to make my penis look bigger.

tSubh Dearg

Sarky wrote:

Yes. I keep it there to make my penis look bigger.

and how!

Gone West

actually its a lightsabre.
It glows.
Real cool.
I'll show you sometime.


(new low for me, thanks folks!)

Jules

rubs chin, believes that there is something amiss in the CN, looks around and ask:

has anyone see the tarkolian, he seems to have taken my light mass spectrometer????

Chad ghostal

he asked me to teleporte him into a black hole to see what would happen.. i haven't seen him since ¬_¬

In memorium i'm turning his ship into an all night diner and brothel \o/

arbeitsscheuer

He would've wanted it this way.

Adam

i like star trek.

beam me up, molecule discombobulator etc.



i missed the part where you gave out roles

Chad ghostal

you can be the cobbler

now make me some rocket boots and a nodulated utility belt chop, chop!

/brandishes three headed whip

tSubh Dearg

Ooooh Chad! I love it when you're dominant!

Adam

/me cobbles real good

tSubh Dearg

Cobble faster! I also want a pair of thigh high patent leather boots.

Adam

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Cobble faster! I also want a pair of thigh high patent leather boots.

/cobbles tight thigh high boots

Some lube required tSubh, or I can lick them on for an extra tenner!

tSubh Dearg

If I tell you to lick them on you'll do it for free and like it and thank me for it afterwards!

Adam

Ok but I've got some chewing gum to work through, my mouth is dry...

Gone West

<licks>


<trys to make this the new *action* notation>

Adam

<glares at fuzzy and hopes this doesn't turn in to THAT thread...>

Chad ghostal

thigh high boots...hummina hummina...
I'll be needing purvy pics and a new time travelling television set..and some cold water...
my tentacles get so itchy in space ;_;

Adam

Fancy a shoe horn for scratching those hard to reach areas Chad?

Sofaspud

For my hard to reach areas, I use Mr Sheen(tm)

They unblock all of my blockables, and have hellafunky spectacles.

</edit> drunken typos

Jules

also is know for shifting sheening and shining in seconds!!!!!!

tSubh Dearg

Chad ghostal wrote:

thigh high boots...hummina hummina...
I'll be needing purvy pics and a new time travelling television set..and some cold water...
my tentacles get so itchy in space ;_;

pervy pics are in the post just for you chad!

And don't worry, this time I didn't let Tallie wear my lovely boots

tSubh Dearg

<ponders new action brackets>

I kind of like them

Gone West

<hugs tSubh and FTG>

<grin>

Sarky

*Resists*

Doomspell

/makes tea, drinks tea

Gone West

Sarky wrote:

<Resists>

<laughs at the futility>