Sarky, In my orifice please.

boneless

SebtheBum wrote:

One size fits all...

That include Extra Fat Bast**d types??

So Glad

Why not just use crisp bags? Cheap and relyable.

And I quote the popular BBC program "Bottom":

"Cheese and Onion flavoured, Union-Jack ticklers."

tSubh Dearg

Crisp bags make rubbish balloons!

Anyway enough of this nonsense. To the space pods! I fear the aliens are massing their troops on the border of the neutral zone (patrolled by blue helmeted united planets soldiers)

Lt Moju, what will we do sir?

sanncoo

/Grabs her ribbed helmet and runs in the direction of the spacepods......

Shabadu

Captain! The enemy seem to be creating a massive cloud of innuendo, and intend to use it against us a weapon! Should we get under it?

*adjusts uniform*

Matthewthebig

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Crisp bags make rubbish balloons!

Anyway enough of this nonsense. To the space pods! I fear the aliens are massing their troops on the border of the neutral zone (patrolled by blue helmeted united planets soldiers)

Lt Moju, what will we do sir?

I think we need to give them one


quick and hard

Nevyn

Maybe we should send wave upon wave of sexbots until they reach thier predetermined sexor limit and die of exhaustion ?

tSubh Dearg

Death by Snu Snu!

Sarky

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongey.

"I'd launch a deep space probe through a wormhole to the far reaches of HER Delta Quadrant..."

BlueSpiral

We are sending waves and waves of sexbots at them, small ones, tall ones, even ones with Chick-en po-ox! but it isn't workin' mista Moju sir!
All the frontline is pregnant sir and they is malebots sir!

Matthewthebig

damn them. We should have realised how adaptive the Borgasm were

load the pill cannons

Sarky

/me dons red shirt

I'll take them on myself!

To the transporter room- We're going down!

sanncoo

braces herself.............

Jules

i am Clitoria, Queen of the Borgasms!!! resistance can be fun!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Sits back and watches.... Oh-right!!!!

So Glad

*Releases viagrabomb*

.............................


*Makes pop-corn*

Matt Holck

the cascades filter the weak trout

tSubh Dearg

Sarky wrote:

/me dons red shirt

I'll take them on myself!

To the transporter room- We're going down!

Well that's the end of Ensign Ricki.

/me sets phasers to Buuuuurrrrn

Rhyme

/me sets face to stunned

tSubh Dearg

Now that [strike]Sarky[/strike] ehh Ensign Ricki has disappeared while on an away mission, we must assume he is dead (though we've seen no body) and have a memorial service at which Moju will play the trombone.

Matthewthebig

/whips it out, places on lips and blows

We'll miss you Ricki

Sarky

*dead through snu snu*

Hmm. Heaven appears to be much the same as real life, only someone nicked the black background for the Cloud style. o_O

Jules

skary dont go into the light come back ... please!!!!!

Nevyn

Cousellor Thaed sits in her room meditiating and getting ready for the good bye ritual for ensign Ricki when the tarot slate in her room activates with a message... could it be ensign ricki was still out there ?
What strange voodoo rites would bring him back or could he just posses those he needed....

Hail 2 Da Chimp

At that moment Counsellor Thead as if possessed by some unknown entity walks into the mess hall where the memorial service for ensign Ricky is being held and sings...

"I can dance,
I can dance,
Everybody look at my pants"

Then drops trou....

Jules

could it be that sarky has figured out how to enter others bodies and take control!!!!

Matt Holck

carbon forms seems rather restricting

sanncoo

true, but so are tight pants...Which might explain Thaeds actions....

Jules

who likes tight pants???

tSubh Dearg

jules80 wrote:

who likes tight pants???

Well Mr Bon Jovi for one.

In other news, I don't think Councillor Thaed is possessed at all, I'm fairly sure that's just her normal behaviour.

Personally I think we should flood Ten Forward/Mess Hall with Tetrion rays, then we'll know if Ensign Ricki is alive and attending his own memorial service or not!