Sarky, In my orifice please.

Silver Shadow

I agree.:D

Adam

It was all about me.

Sarky

Shut up. Everything here is ultimately about me. I'm drunk and I managed to walk all the way to Asok's place without getting anyone beaten up for the things I said, so I must be right.

Adam

You post from Asoks'??

And Asok posts from Asoks'???

COnfusion.

Me i said. Me.

Sarky

Yes. I reside tonight in Casa del 'Sok.

Would You f*ck me?

I'd f*ck me.

I'd f*ck me hard.

Adam

Shouldn't this be filthy kebab time?

Or are you filthing up his keyboard with curry/garlic sauce right now?

Sarky

Pfft. Filthy kebab time has come and gone, nooblington. Get with the program.

Adam

Ah well then!!!!

Take me now you sex0rbeast.

Lust4Life

Best Pick up line ever: It puts the lotion in the basket....

l4L

Sarky

Correction. I think you''l find the BEST pickup line was "Would you like some of my Spunk in your mouth? It comes in green or brown!"

tSubh Dearg (but only with Talliesin's approval).

Lust4Life

green or brown? Oh, Hon, you ought to see a doctor about that one!
Shouldn't things that come out of you match your aura?

Sarky

Bah. You just. Don't Get it.

I saw a real life Emo kid earlier today. I laughed so hard I felt dizzy for about ten minutes afterwards.

Jules

Sarky wrote:

Correction. I think you''l find the BEST pickup line was "Would you like some of my Spunk in your mouth? It comes in green or brown!"

tSubh Dearg (but only with Talliesin's approval).

how do you not get laid more sarkytor!

Talliesin

Sarky wrote:

Correction. I think you''l find the BEST pickup line was "Would you like some of my Spunk in your mouth? It comes in green or brown!"

tSubh Dearg (but only with Talliesin's approval).

Yes. I was so happy to see everyone eating my lover's spunk last night.

FYI: Spunk also comes in black, but the black spunk is yukky, so we didn't bring any of that.

Talliesin

Oh. And amp got some close-up video footage of the spunk on the table.

Sarky

jules80 wrote:

how do you not get laid more sarkytor!

Politics. It's all politics.

Talliesin

*reads last couple of pages*

Aggh. fade_to_grey, Chad, what are you doing letting tSubh top? Do you have any idea how hard I'm going to have to spank her to get her properly submissive again?

Also, I think there's an issue with your frankensarky. The song does not go "the head bone's connected to the arm bone, the knee bone's connected to the ass bone", and I don't think your frankensarky should either.

Shabadu

Waaaaaah, I missed you all so much.

jezza

Heh! It's still alive!

Shabadu

It could say the same for you, young un.

jezza

I'm back!

Rozabeez

I return briefly also, damn I miss t'internet! Missed the beers due to bus breaking down for an hour and a half

Never trust a bus driver with a mullet....

Talliesin

Well, duh!

Sarky

MacGuyver drove a bus once. He saved a load of puppies and nuns. Do you trust HIM? Eh?

Matt Holck

I drove a bus for people in wheelchairs.

Lust4Life

And it all went down hill from there, right?

Matt Holck

I was a man

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Until that tragic headge trimming accident?

tSubh Dearg

Matt Holck wrote:

I was a man

I'm sorry that didn't work out for you.

Are you female now or a eunuch? This thread always needs more eunuchs.

<eyes up the male posters' crotches for future reference>

Jules

your not gonna see much from the male posters in here, ive said it before and ill say it again, they have about enough testosterone between them to fill probably one testicle!!