Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky

Where have the lulz gone?

Start being funny damn it, or I'll beat MoJu again. And this time I won't enjoy it.

Shabadu

July 2006

What need you, being come to sense,
But fumble in a greasy hole
And add the lime to the coconut
And pube to shivering pube, until
You have dried the lube from the colon?
For men were born to bum and love:
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone,
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Yet we were of a different kind
The names that stilled your furry play,
tSubh and Talliesin, Sarky, Tar and MoJu,
Rozabeez, Rhyme, chad ghostal and tba,
For them the noobs's noose was spun,
And what, God help us, could they save?
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Was it for this the Jaffa Blarts spread
The orangey bit upon every sponge;
For this that all that plain chocolate covering was shed,
For this DonkeyStyle \o/ died,
And amp, NotMe, Sanncoo and Fuzzy Logic,
All that delirium of the brave;
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone,
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Yet could we turn the years again,
All call those court members as they were,
In all their role playing and pain
You'd cry 'some woman made of jam
Has maddened every mother's son':
They worshipped the sultan, love they gave.
But let them be, they're dead and gone,
They're with Funky Penguin in the grave.

So Glad

Ah Yeats. What has become of you?

Adam

Shabbers, I love you.

Lone Wolf

Sarky wrote:

Where have the lulz gone?

Start being funny damn it, or I'll beat MoJu again. And this time I won't enjoy it.

Doesnt mean he wont like it though :P

Sofaspud

Alas, my attemps to stealthily infiltrate the LUBNiP clan have failed.

Back to Russia with me.

So Glad

What times are these when a LUBNiPian cannot browse around without pesky Russians knawing at their toes?

This is why cauliflour has been outlawed.

Sofaspud

That's it! I'm starting my own club!

PiNBUL, I'll call it!

umm, Persons Is Not Bright Underwear Lol!

Yeah, and we'll have free muffins! And pin the tail on the donkey!

*starts making badges*

So Glad

You can't pin your badges on me!

Furthurmore, carrots.

Rhyme

Sarky wrote:

I'll beat MoJu again. And this time I won't enjoy it.

...as much.

In other news; it's hot out... my dog can't take it.

Adam

People try too hard...

Sofaspud

That's what she said.

Adam

So's your face.

Sofaspud

Now that's just mean

Adam

And?

So Glad

Being mean is bold.

Adam

So is being in a strangers orifice...

*shrug*

Sarky

Shabadu wrote:

[Assraping of W.B. Yeats' worthless corpse]

^OMGLOADS

Jules

Shabadu wrote:

July 2006

What need you, being come to sense,
But fumble in a greasy hole
And add the lime to the coconut
And pube to shivering pube, until
You have dried the lube from the colon?
For men were born to bum and love:
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone,
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Yet we were of a different kind
The names that stilled your furry play,
tSubh and Talliesin, Sarky, Tar and MoJu,
Rozabeez, chad ghostal and tba,
For them the noobs's noose was spun,
And what, God help us, could they save?
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Was it for this the Jaffa Blarts spread
The orangey bit upon every sponge;
For this that all that plain chocolate covering was shed,
For this DonkeyStyle \o/ died,
And amp, Sanncoo and Fuzzy Logic,
All that delirium of the brave;
Romantic Orifice's dead and gone,
It's with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Yet could we turn the years again,
All call those court members as they were,
In all their role playing and pain
You'd cry 'some woman made of jam
Has maddened every mother's son':
They worshipped the sultan, love they gave.

But let them be, they're dead and gone,
They're with Funky Penguin in the grave.

Worthy of Creative Writing, we must ask Le Racks opinion!!!! more of an aspiring Keats!!!

sanncoo

I'm immortalised in poetry.....

I'd like to thank Shab's without her my name would not be in poetic format.....

I'd like to thank Funky without him there would be no poetry or orifice or.....sniff! I'd like to thank Sarky for taking up the Funkster's invitation.....

I'm overwhelmed peeps...thank you one and all!!!

Sarky

How could one refuse the many and varied temptations of Funky Penguin's orifice? Not I, dear sanncoo, not I.

Chad ghostal

kudos++ shabs, n'aer a truer word said

Rhyme

Jaffa Blarts, Orifice, Funky, Sultans... ;_;

So Glad

It's all portuguese to me.

Matthewthebig

I miss what this thread was

Adam

Could it really be retained over 300 pages?

I look forward to what this thread might be.

Matthewthebig

yes it could

but the amount of prats that have come here

Morons

Adam

*sniffle snuffle* moi?

i u

Shabadu

No flaming in the sanctity of the orifice, MoJu. Remember all the bad vibes when we were fighting with Le Tits in here?

Guys, lets just all try to make every post in this thread gold. I don't think you latecomers realise that it's NOT just like any other "insert random haha words here" thread in TCN- you have to keep it relevant to the off-topicness. Keep it strung together. It's NOT an "OMG I'ME SO FUNNEH LISTEN TO ME LOL ^_________^" thread. Sometimes, you set the joke up for someone else to take the punchline.

This thread was originally a roleplay- we pick a theme, like a sultans court, or post-apocolyptic zombies, and we milk it for laughs until it starts to get stale, then change scenarios. Can we please try to get back to that?

Sofaspud- I like the cut of your jib. I lol'd at the fake lubnip sig, and I think you're great TCN material. I know fade_to_grey and a few other posters on this thread want to get into LUBNiP. Well, pull up your socks and start making this thread a more lolsome place to be again, and I'm sure you'll be voted in.

Sarky

And send more naked pics of Carol Vorderman to MoJu. The poor lad's stash has gone drier than a Pampers nappy in the Goby. ;_;