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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    \o/ Sarky is saveded!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    This surely calls for celebration involving a wombat, miniature scale taxi, pygmy cows, and perhaps a duck. And grass skirts. Oh yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    /gets party stuff...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    \o/ Sarky is saveded!
    /Me pops open the bucks fizz, shooting the cork

    I shall get the 3-toed celebration sloth!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    lol!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You realise you just said "lol" there, don't you? How will you be able to look other people in the eye anymore? How will you live with yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Like so :cool: and I was laughing becuase that calf looks really like fred


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    Doomspell wrote:
    Like so :cool: and I was laughing becuase that calf looks really like fred

    Hard to know which end is which - is fred like that too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Lone Wolf


    If theres going to mini-cows can there be fainting goats aswell???
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/faintinggoats


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    *Flashes Orifice*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Lone Wolf wrote:
    If theres going to mini-cows can there be fainting goats aswell???
    The Trinity must be complete... Pot Bellied Pigs it is then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    tba wrote:
    *Flashes Orifice*
    *Is blinded by the bright disco lights*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Tori wrote:
    Hard to know which end is which
    What!!

    - is fred like that too?

    No freds cuter!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky- will you say hi to everyone in the nest from me in the stupidity filter? Pwease?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ooh, posting vicariously through me.

    I love it when you use me like that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    *feels emotional pain*

    I'm so emo.

    Emo grass - it cuts itself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky wrote:
    Ooh, posting vicariously through me.

    I love it when you use me like that.
    *uses you harder*

    I really REALLY hope amp doesn't ban me vicariously. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Shabadu wrote:
    *uses you harder*

    I really REALLY hope amp doesn't ban me vicariously. :(
    That would just be anti-semite palgiarism right there, uncalled for imho.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Did i confuse everyone into silence? :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    shhhh we're sleeping.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I slept with yore ma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Was she as good as yours?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I wouldn't know, I dont do incest.

    And thats my 'yore ma' quota filled for the day! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    You filled the Orifice with a quota of yore ma?

    Sick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Im back and I have the eggs, but they had no eggs so I got jam instead


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭Lone Wolf


    Is the jam for yore ma??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Egg jam?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,064 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    you're egg jam


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Thats It Everybody Is Banned!


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