Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

Dial Hard

Actually, to add to the Turkish veneers TA: the absolutely RIDICULOUS fake eyelashes that a large cohort of young wans are wearing these days. How can they not realise how stupid they all look? Some of them can barely open their eyes.

I'm normally very much "You do you, hon", but seriously, stuff like that is supposed to make you look better, not like a Sindy doll from the 70s with the strip of felt stuck on for eyelashes.

And don't get me started on the giant fake nails...

lawred2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120654109#Comment_120654109

That should be in the "what screams tosser to you" thread

spookwoman

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120663274#Comment_120663274

I know it's too much info but how do they wipe themselves after using the toilet. Reminds me of the Army jokes about the toilet paper.

cj maxx

Im stuck on todays wordle . I need to go to bed

Badly Drunk Boy

I just noticed in work this morning that they are two scrapes along my inner lower arm, one straight about 4 or 5 inches long and the other a bit wavy and 3 or 4 inches long. I don't remember it happening and my nails aren't really longer enough to do it to myself, and unfortunately, nobody else has been close enough to do it to me.

'Tis a mystery (and trivially annoying...)

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120664617#Comment_120664617

You reminded me to do it, and it was a relatively tough one. I would have gotten it sooner than 5 except I thought it had been an answer previously. 🙄

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120665418#Comment_120665418

Ghosts. It's the only plausible explanation.

CrowdedHouse

The 'stone' in your shoe, often not much bigger than a grain of sand, can cause such discomfort.

Dial Hard

The way wafer thin ham is packaged all wrapped up around itself. Makes it impossible to separate the slices.

Princess Calla

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120666216#Comment_120666216

Thank God I'm not the only one!

I hate the stuff and the chicken/turkey too. Himself buys it but I'm the one who makes lunches and I swear to God it looks like I've chewed the meat for the kids before making the sandwich.

I thought I was just special 😂😂

Archeron

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119801925#Comment_119801925

Went back to the same hospital again today and all these months later, still problems. One of the machines was totally banjaxed and the one that was working, its clock was four hours behind meaning you had to pay for five hours parking just to get one hour cover. Apcoa dont answer the phone number on the machine, and lots of people concerned about leaving their car with no ticket, but not wanting to be ripped off to the tune of 400% overcharge.

If a parking company is unable to maintain their own equipment for charging people they should be fcked out on their ear. Slimy thieving scumbags.

HildaOgdenx

Have acquired small cuts on both hands.

Small but darn painful! TA.

Strumms

Being dragged to a family religious event tomorrow…

one of those situations where it’s a mega hypocritical thing… all for ‘show’… neither of the couple has a religious bone in their body……but to keep the grandparents and older factions of the families sweet…. All off to an old stone church, middle of nowhere that’s probably going to be hotter then the fires of hell…

but politics ensure just turning up for the after shindig wasn’t an appropriate thing so….

still, should have been more ‘forward thinking’ and had an out strategy before fell victim to the roped in strategy. Ahhh well. Fûck it.

cj maxx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120665418#Comment_120665418

I thought yesterdays had also been done before

Strumms

My neighbour, working from home still, in the print media, doing reviews and stuff. About 2 times a week they get an ‘early’ courier delivery…

Bizarrely the courier instead of a standard courier bike has something in size like…

he knocks on the door, leaves his bike running and instead of just affecting the delivery…. And going to the next one….they stand talking, ‘having a chat’ and basically roaring at each other above the massive din of the 2000 cc engine or whatever it is….

just sign for the damn fûckin package, say thank you, retreat and get on with your respective days….. it’s been going on months…

ohnonotgmail

seriously, how hard is it to follow simple instructions? I asked my gp for a repeat prescription. I asked that it be sent to a different pharmacy than previous repeats. i was sick and tired of that pharmacy screwing things up. did they send it to the correct pharmacy? did they? and to top it all they only sent a 3 month repeat. how can people so well educated be so stupid?

Bredabe

Running on empty and still a 20 min walk back to base, I went into the local tesco.

Queued up at the cash self service and waited for one to clear, manger hops on the one just vacated and does something that makes it card only.

A group of loud and excited 20 somethings arrive at the tills and form a queue, so when I moved to take the only working cash self scan and it went down I was raging, I was told that I could use "my card" or use the personed tills.

Ta that ppl like me who don't want to use cards and have too much social anxiety to use the tills are forced into unwanted interactions for no good reason, Ta2 when I went in this am, the same group of ppl were using their cards on the cash tills while the card tills were mostly user free!

cj maxx

I want to have a shower and shave but I know as soon as I get in the parcel im expecting will arrive and I have to sign for it

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120669724#Comment_120669724

:pac:

Strumms

My TA ….I’m running on empty….

id love just to be holed up either in a nice hotel or apartment for a couple of weeks. Somewhere with good weather, a nice view from the balcony and efficient room service.

I’ve family appointments/occasions, healthcare appointments and generally an endless slew of meetings and interactions with people for the next 10 days. I’m not the biggest fan of people this weather. Tending lately to be causing more problems then they are solving….

I think the reason I adore the gym apart from the health / fitness benefits is the solitariness of it all… own space, own world, doing something positive for your health and wellbeing, no distractions…

donegal_man

Received an email at work this morning with no punctuation, no paragraphs and full of "txt spk".

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120669932#Comment_120669932

threadbanned

Scipri0

I have some sunscream but haven't used it since this hot weather as it's too greasy and a nightmare to wash off the hands and stings my eyes like cracy if it gets into them. I need to find something better but by the time that comes around, we'll probably be back to our old normal rainy weather!

New Home

If you use gloves to apply it it's not half as uncomfortable.

honeyjo

I have a headache. Took painkillers but its won't go away grr

Baba Yaga

the godamnsumbitchinfurkin m50!! its a straight road!! jezuzhfurkinchrist how hard is it to drive on a 3lane road without hitting another car!! sumbitch!!

cj maxx

The way that Donegal and Derry people say won instead of win . A won is a won !

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120670906#Comment_120670906

Try an antihistamine if you haven't already.

PTH2009

When the lone bar person **** off randomly for a smoke break

Bredabe

I lost my work bra the other day, I've taken the house apart looking for t, my bag and all the usual places a bra might end up and I cant find it. Now my hair clips are missing and my fringe is annoying me and my hair is making me over heat as I cant find my clips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jermaine Jenas' biased anti United commentary for the fa cup final. Talking absolute rubbish at times.

oneweb

Took the wrong one off the shelf of the full-height freezer 🙄 The waffle cone one is gick.

SuperBowserWorld

Too tired to prepare anything to eat, so had two bowls of lidl rice krispies instead. 😒

SuperBowserWorld

Sorting and matching pairs of socks.

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120677411#Comment_120677411

Stick them all in a stock pot, pick two without looking and, if they match, have a sip of wine/a shot/a spoonful of ice cream/ a square of chocolate.

cj maxx

That I fancied a 6 pack of bottled beer. Except the local shop only has 12 packs or 6 packs in cans

SuperBowserWorld

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120677420#Comment_120677420

Hmmm, excellent 👌

ohnonotgmail

Clothes shop that pack the rails so tightly you can't get anything off them without major effort.

NewbridgeIR

Radox shower gel has been repackaged into a smaller container.

You can no longer hang it upside down off the shelf.

Dial Hard

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120677411#Comment_120677411

This is why I only buy all plain black socks, plain white athletic socks, plain sneaker socks etc. No need to worry about matching them back up.

Today's TA; weevils on my coriander.

HildaOgdenx

A house alarm in my estate that seems to have been ringing for hours.

I know it's not been hours, but it has been ringing for quite some time. And still going. 🙄

New Home

Entitled people, narcissists and spoilt brats of all ages and walks of life.

Dial Hard

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120679257#Comment_120679257

Someone in my neighbourhood has been strimming since literally 8 this morning. Interfered something awful with my second sleep earlier.

gormdubhgorm

A certain car advert that comes up constantly on Irish television. The woman doing the narration sounds very unenthusiastic - almost bored. Now I was thinking of getting a new car but I have made my mind up that if that woman is can't be enthusiastic about that particular car I won't be buying that brand.

Gremlinertia

My feckin clippers ceased operation recently, bought during covid, 2021, properly cared for, good brand. It calved around Christmas and I'm only now getting around to sending it back.. Am I more annoyed at me or the clippers?. 🧐🤔

cj maxx

Today’s TA is the layout of my bathroom. The sink is at the window which means you can’t mount a mirror for shaving. Also I don’t know what ’catfished’ means.

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120679899#Comment_120679899

Catfished is when, in online dating, someone strings you along pretending to be someone they are not, e.g. the person in their profile pictures.

Also, you need one of these.

New Home

My major TA for today is men who mansplain. Especially when what they are mansplaining is wrong, but they know because they are men.

Idiots.

freshpopcorn

When you come here to pst something and forget it!

Patrick2010

TA is not knowing what mansplaining is

Pawwed Rig

Heard an ad on the radio yesterday for free coffee at Applegreens. 2 mins later I happened to be passing one and gave it a try. Needless to say the guy at the till had never heard of it. When he asked his manager the manager confirmed it was free but didn't know how to put it through the till. So I am standing there holding up a queue because corporate wanted a sound byte in their ad but never bothered with the practicalities of anyone actually availing of the offer.

Still got my free coffee though although the €1.70 for a kitkat was steep 🤣