How Gardai arrest strong people

knucklehead6

https://youtu.be/PvwYP_oOtCw

Dyr

Back in the day the answer to this was a liberal dose of the timber

2Mad2BeMad

I'm 6ft 5 and about 98kg in weight OP
I'm a black belt in karate and took up boxing when I was younger for years.
And all it would take is a single guard to arrest me.

If I was a scum bag it would take a few of them but there's no doubt they'd get the arrest with me badly battered and bruised.

Don't mess with the guards.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Purple Mountain wrote: »

More importantly... are you single??

Of course he is and always will be. Someone with an ego that size will always be single.

Elite Genetics

Niner leprauchan wrote: »

Pepper spray, baton, superior numbers, firearms, tazer, restraint, be bigger than you.

I'm 5ft 9inches, 20 years in. You aren't the first big asshole to think like this and If I do need backup, there's cops bigger than you with a lot more experience at fighting big assholes that I can hide behind and call you names while they do the work

That is fine and all but do you think I would just stand there and wait doing nothing while you call for backup? I'd just run away and that's it and if you attempt to wrestle me to the ground, I'd just do an armbar submission.

Elite Genetics

2Mad2BeMad wrote: »

I'm 6ft 5 and about 98kg in weight OP
I'm a black belt in karate and took up boxing when I was younger for years.
And all it would take is a single guard to arrest me.

If I was a scum bag it would take a few of them but there's no doubt they'd get the arrest with me badly battered and bruised.

Don't mess with the guards.

You seem like the submissive type so I dont know what you're trying to say.

Elite Genetics

stoneill wrote: »

They would go for the collar bone first - easy to break and incapacitates easy, if your still flouncing about, it's your kneecaps next.
They have seen plenty of 6'6" blokes

And I'd just stand there like one of these inanimate torsos for practice and wait until I get beat down.

Elite Genetics

Padre_Pio wrote: »

There would be three or four of them with batons and tasers.

They'd just crack you over the head from behind.
Kneecaps are also a good one, or behind the knee so you fall over.

So they'd attempt to kill me by smashing my head with a baton because I resisted arrest for swearing in public?

Thoie

Elite Genetics wrote: »

So they'd attempt to kill me by smashing my head with a baton because I resisted arrest for swearing in public?

Gardaí don't arrest people for only swearing in public. There aren't enough holding cells in the country to cater for that. But even if they did, why would you be resisting arrest?

Hyperbollix

Elite Genetics wrote: »

And I'd just stand there like one of these inanimate torsos for practice and wait until I get beat down.

If you've a fetish for gettin' the scutter bet out of you, you could get someone better lookin than your average Gard to do it.

Elite Genetics

banie01 wrote: »

Nobody tells you that there's a good chance that you will piss yourself when you get tazered!:eek:
Thats a secret the elite keep away from us plebs

On the subject of arresting strong lads, like the "specimen" OP....
Don't kid yourself, the Gardaí are like a well drilled hunting pack when it comes to assholes!
They will use joint lock and control tactics, cuff you and **** you into the back of a wagon fairly quickly.


*I've been that asshole and had the hand surgery afterwards to fix the damage I caused myself by being an asshole and resisting a very lawful arrest
I'm not quite the man mountain the OP is!:eek:
But I am 6'5", strong and to top it off have years of doorwork experience behind me...:cool:
They still took me down without resorting to anything other than physical restraint.
The Gardaí do no not get enough recognition for their de-escalation and control skills.
Not everything needs a bullet...:mad:
Sometimes an asp is enough :pac:

I'd make any guard tap that would try to pull off these things that you mention with their shirt and tie. You lost because you weren't skilled enough so accept it.

Elite Genetics

Thoie wrote: »

Gardaí don't arrest people for only swearing in public. There aren't enough holding cells in the country to cater for that. But even if they did, why would you be resisting arrest?

Most of the holding cells are empty so I'm sure they could fill them up.

Man with broke phone

Elite Genetics wrote: »

BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.

Rediculous. BMI is the bible of good health its all you need.


I also know you dont lift them numbers. If you did you wouldnt think they make you superhuman. 2 gaurds weigh 200 kg and they dont stay still and dont spread theor weight across a bar at even intervals.

Elite Genetics

Man with broke phone wrote: »

Rediculous. BMI is the bible of good health its all you need.


I also know you dont lift them numbers. If you did you wouldnt think they make you superhuman. 2 gaurds weigh 200 kg and they dont stay still and dont spread theor weight across a bar at even intervals.

I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.

Elite Genetics

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.

I hope the cape didn't need a wash after. When are you flying back to Krypton?

Blondini

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

I reckon a big redfaced young country garda from the arse-end of Offaly or somewhere, with hands like iron baking trays, would bate nine shades of shight outta ya easily.

Gerrupouttadat.

sbsquarepants

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

You need to be careful there my abnormally muscular comapdre, you may well have elite level genes, but only a fool would underestimate the stopping power of an angry culchie weilding a big stick.



You'd be safer taking your chances with that pistol to be honest.

Man with broke phone

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I could stand up with 4 guards on me and if I was panicking, my body would shut down some organs for survival and I might even lift a car.

Not happening. You would likely have a heart attack because your BMI is in the obese range. Probably catch covid or some other illness because your immune system cant be firing with a BMI in that range.

I myself keep my BMI right on the centre line of perfect. I used to be a meat head weight lifter but the doctor told me about BMI one day and something just clicked. Within a few months I had it down to perfect and I just started to get promotion after promotion in work. I went from builder to foreman to install manager to a manufacturing manager for a global part supplier. One day when talking to my boss about the secret of my success (I freeze out anybody who doesnt have perfect BMI) they gave me free reign to travel the world and train my BMI generals. Im not 40 yet and my grandchildren will never have to work.

Id say I could take you with the right plan and patience.

sbsquarepants

Yea, but that doesn't fix your phone now does it.


My phone's grand:cool:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Elite Genetics wrote: »

You seem like the submissive type so I dont know what you're trying to say.

Isn't it obvious? He's trying to hit on you.

Why else world two adult men discuss their personal measurements on the internet...?

Man with broke phone

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Yea, but that doesn't fix your phone now does it.


My phone's grand:cool:

Yeah but you live in a pineapple.

sbsquarepants

Man with broke phone wrote: »

Yeah but you live in a pineapple.

This is true.


Swings and roundabouts i suppose.

Squeeonline

I hear a weedy 12 year old.

But just in case, no I'm not looking for a fight.


FYI, the more muscle, the more likely you are to go down with a taser. Muscle conducts electricity far better than fat tissue. You'll spaz out and likely lose control of vital bodily functions.

Elite Genetics

Elite Genetics wrote: »

That is fine and all but do you think I would just stand there and wait doing nothing while you call for backup? I'd just run away and that's it and if you attempt to wrestle me to the ground, I'd just do an armbar submission.

They'd pursue you until you gas out 100 yards down the road

CoBo55

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Would these links be from the RIY?


Research Institute of Youtube?


Question for you yankydoodle: how many fahrenheits are in a pound per square hogshead?

Two and a quarter, with half a perch left over
I'm loving this thread...

eddiervp20

Your 6ft 6 not batman. In my experience,there are some very large Gardai with big sporting backrounds who are not worried about big lads. 2 handy,fit gardai would leave you in a bad way with batons.They dont use them for tickling.But i suppose they never faced someone like you

tayto lover

A good “Hackballscross uppercut” will bring any size of man to his knees.

Omackeral

Elite Genetics wrote: »

That is fine and all but do you think I would just stand there and wait doing nothing while you call for backup? I'd just run away and that's it and if you attempt to wrestle me to the ground, I'd just do an armbar submission.

Elite Genetics wrote: »

So they'd attempt to kill me by smashing my head with a baton?

Sounds like you've already gotten one too many bumps on the noggin.

Omackeral

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I could stand up with 4 guards on me

I think you'd stand to attention thinking of them in you.

saabsaab

'In carrying out their duties, members of An Garda Síochána shall, as far as practicable and in so far as the circumstances dictate, consider non-physical means before resorting to the use of force in the resolution of public order incidents'