How Gardai arrest strong people

Elite Genetics

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

kaahooters

beat ya with there shoes till your on the ground mate.

Tacitus Kilgore

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb

Aye, but can ya do all that with a taser up your hole?

magic_murph

They would leave a trail of protein powder from the scene of the crime right to the jail cell.

also welcome to Ireland - hope you enjoy your visit from the USofA

Elite Genetics

kaahooters wrote: »

beat ya with there shoes till your on the ground mate.

I'd deadlift the lot and run away.

Elite Genetics

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Aye, but can ya do all that with a taser up your hole?

Tasers are ineffective, especially when wearing layers of clothes. Plenty of videos about it.

atr2002

Elite Genetics wrote: »

Tasers are ineffective, especially when wearing layers of clothes. Plenty of videos about it.

So going equipped? What are you planning?

Elite Genetics

atr2002 wrote: »

So going equipped? What are you planning?

I just want Gardai to arrest me or use me as practice. Maybe I can go to templemore?

E mac

Aim for either knee or ankle down you go..

Smee_Again

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

But what’s your BMI?

mattser

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

Presuming you're male , a sharp size 11 to the nuts would leave you 5'4'' curled up in agony.

weldoninhio

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

Probably choke you out or just batter you with their batons. I've found most weight heads are heavy on muscle, light on fighting skills. Lifting heavy stuff doesn't make you a good fighter.

Elite Genetics

E mac wrote: »

Aim for either knee or ankle down you go..

Ok but need to lift me as well. I'm 280lb

Kylta

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

I'd say if there's a camera around it could be a bit awkward for them, I don't know if the guards have tasers or pepper spray.
On the other hand if there's no camera's around, we'll I'd say your fu¢ked, it doesn't matter who you are three or four guards going full whack with batons, will well put you down, if you think there's another outcome well your delusional, and the steriods won't ease your pain either.

completedit

I was thinking this the other night watching Police Academy. WTF would you do if Moses Hightower was on the other side of the law?

Etc

Bit obsessed with the guards arn't you. I'll be watching the 6 O'Clock news for updates..........

Elite Genetics

Smee_Again wrote: »

But what’s your BMI?

BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.

Mad_maxx

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

most people who are 6 ft 6 are not especially strong compared to someone 6 ft , some are obviously but not most

Oink

Your alias is Elite Genetics, and in your first 2 posts on Boards you wonder how Guards would stop you considering your superior physique? And you also wonder how they deal with getaway cars.

I’m worried, O Magnificent One.

djr15

By the sounds of it you should be in a museum.

Congrats on your achievements to date.

Elite Genetics wrote: »

BMI is only relevant to people who don't workout. According to BMI most bodybuilders with 4% body fat are obese.

Elite Genetics

weldoninhio wrote: »

Probably choke you out or just batter you with their batons. I've found most weight heads are heavy on muscle, light on fighting skills. Lifting heavy stuff doesn't make you a good fighter.

I'm aware. I'm a brown belt in jiu jiutsu too. I've started before going into the weightlifting game.

CountNjord

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

I'll never disagree with you on boards or try to debate you.

Because you're tough...

Although as a Limerick Ciddy guys once said, a kick in de balllix wud knock a razehorse...

Please don't hit me

Elite Genetics

Mad_maxx wrote: »

most people who are 6 ft 6 are not especially strong compared to someone 6 ft , some are obviously but not most

I'm still pathetically small compared to someone like hafthor. I wonder how Gards would take him out at 6ft9 and 450lb

weldoninhio

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I'm aware. I'm a brown belt in jiu jiutsu too. I've started before going into the weightlifting game.

Ah ok, you're one of those.

If we said bows and arrows, i'm sure you'd have trained under Sir Robin of Loxley. :rolleyes:

If someone went to Tenerife, you'd have been to Elevenerife.

G'luck

Elite Genetics

djr15 wrote: »

By the sounds of it you should be in a museum.

Congrats on your achievements to date.

I'm not that body fat myself. Elite level bodybuilders are.

Elite Genetics

weldoninhio wrote: »

Ah ok, you're one of those.

If we said bows and arrows, i'm sure you'd have trained under Sir Robin of Loxley. :rolleyes:

If someone went to Tenerife, you'd have been to Elevenerife.

G'luck

These 2 things are correlated. All fighters lift weights. Not all weighlifters train in martial arts.

Tacitus Kilgore

Elite Genetics wrote: »

I wonder what's the tactics that they use. In the USA you'd just get executed with a pistol. I'm 6ft6 and can squat around 700lb, bench 415 and deadlift 800lb wondering how they could take me out since I could lift up the whole group of them.

I have a follow up question, are you saying that in the US they just shoot big fellas instead of arresting them?

topmanamillion

They'd just swarm you, probably use their batons and pepper spray if you acted the mick.
Meat heads are usually full of themselves and generally think they can take the whole town on. A lot more goes into being able to put up a fight than having muscles, its probably more to do with cardio.
It's why Arnold Schwarzenegger was a pro body builder and not a world champion boxer.

Elite Genetics

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

I have a follow up question, are you saying that in the US they just shoot big fellas instead of arresting them?

They'd pull a gun on you at the mere thought of feeling threatened. I'd post links for videos if I could but I'm not eligible.

Witcher

OP overcompensating, wouldn't bate snow off a rope.

Pauliedragon

I've seen a few lads pepper sprayed and they go down very quickly regardless of size.