The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

dvcireland

how does bryan know that this is his ideal course

dvcireland

Del.Monte wrote: »

Joe went to TCD...................I bet none of you knew that.

trinners is for winners

2smiggy

whoy were they downgraded on the imaginary exams

Oh Joe, there are only so many Professors to be supervising de studies and dat.

McDermotX

In case it needs repeating........SHOULD HAVE SAT DE BLEEDIN THINGS

dvcireland

i got an A in my geography for the junior cert mock, c in the real thing, euro 92 was on and it was a good tournament

BPKS

I'm beginning to think that Joe's Godson who ran the adventure race must have done the Leaving this year.

Or else one of the three twins repeated for the 9th time.

pc7

Joe because there are back end systems, administrations, staff etc, who will correct all the papers etc come exam time they still have to be marked, if there are 100's of extra students who will do it. Although I think there will be a huge number of drop outs for first years this year so it could work.

McDermotX

Mini stroke card played

BPKS

So this lad didn't get the points to get into the Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Odyssey 2005

Did you not turn up..for the exam that didn't happen

dvcireland

geography Failed...perfect for the defence forces

BPKS

You must have been a pure pr1ck to that teacher.

Chickens...........home...............roost

Gods Gift

0 in geography.

He’ll get on well in the army.

2smiggy

Whats a H7 when it's at home ?

notwhoyouthink

notwhoyouthink wrote: »

I said it back in May, but I thought Joe's suggestion was great of allowing everyone who wants to do a course do it.

Joe called this back in May!

It would indeed were there enough academic supervisors to ensure each student gets through the course. Imagine 300 medical students crowding out laboratories, hospitals, theatres, with not enough professors to check on their progress.

Odyssey 2005

BPKS wrote: »

So this lad didn't get the points to get into the Army!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Want's to play with fireworks

shearforce

"I'm not aiming for points, I'm aiming for grades"


Just imagine this lad will have a gun in his hands

cozar

wake up Joe the leaving cert was'nt held this year so he could'nt attend anyway.

Del.Monte

While I have sympathy for all involved I have to take some satisfaction as I predicted this would happen when our smug media were laughing at what happened in the UK.

BPKS

Joe: What are you going to do now?

Caller: Join the Guards

Roger_007

This caller was on Newstalk only 10 minutes ago.

Odyssey 2005

Gods Gift wrote: »

0 in geography.

He’ll get on well in the army.

WHAT ??:)

gmisk

Gods Gift wrote: »

0 in geography.

He’ll get on well in the army.

Where are you deployed son?
- I have no idea
Can you see an ox bow lake?
- a what?!

BPKS

shearforce wrote: »

"I'm not aiming for points, I'm aiming for grades"


Just imagine this lad will have a gun in his hands

I'd say ISIS are listening to this rubbing their hands

McDermotX

2smiggy wrote: »

Whats a H7 when it's at home ?

Its an extremely poor result.

Liable to indicate a possible future 0. As evidenced here.

Del.Monte

Can we have more details about this lad's mother's mini stroke?

Roger_007

BPKS wrote: »

Joe: What are you going to do now?

Caller: Join the Guards

Would he not be overqualified?

touts

He came highest in the class ranking on a score of 0!

That school principal has their work cut out for them.

Gods Gift

He could join the unofficial army.