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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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    #272
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,214 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
    Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!


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    #273
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme


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    #274
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭furiousox


    You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

    CPL 593H



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    #275
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Flukey wrote: »
    Santa will have to self-isolate for up to 14 days if he comes, and there is no way he will be allowed to go house to house. He'll be a super spreader.

    Wrong.

    Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.


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    #276
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,500 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Arms Trial Klaxon

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    shearforce wrote: »
    pure Alan Partridge today

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #277
    ButtersSuki
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    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme

    Or Lahv Lahn Callback.


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    #278
    [Deleted User]
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    Highly reputable company.


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    #279
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Is this Rachel Allen?

    CPL 593H



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    #280
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,728 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    No its cheaper after midnight Joe - they are a charity


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    #281
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    would his mother prefer him wandering around the streets p1ssed looking for gargle?


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    #282
    statto25
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    furiousox wrote: »
    You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

    What does Mary Jane look like so to speak caller?


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    #283
    Flukey
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    cozar wrote: »
    how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

    Until she mentions a death in the family.


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    #284
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 13,500 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    gmisk wrote: »
    Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
    Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!

    i was told a story about a guy who soaked oranges in vodka and ate them for his lunch break

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #285
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    cozar wrote: »
    how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

    More than 10 anyway.


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    #286
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jrR3--hKNg


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    #287
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Wrong.

    Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.

    Are they testing in the toy factory?


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    #288
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Does Mr. Duffy think they take a phone call and then drive to Newry for a slab of beer and come back and deliver it to you?

    Every time I think he can't be any dumber, he proves me wrong.


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    #289
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,214 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    She told him to go to rehab he said yes yes yes

    Is he in rehab or did he "join the army"?


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    #290
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Yeah the 3 empty bottles of whiskey appearing daily outside his room was a dead giveaway Joe ...


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    #291
    [Deleted User]
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    shearforce wrote: »
    pure Alan Partridge today

    Sounds like I'm missing an entertaining show.


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    #292
    BPKS
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    Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?


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    #293
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: I won't go down that road, I'm obviously discomforting you.

    First time ever for that, in this case, it translates as "You've bored me now peasant, p*ss off"


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    #294
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Hes asking what drove him to drink?

    Absolutly disgusting. Thank God the receptionist pulled him up on it.


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    #295
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,917 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Feck this $hite, I'm out!

    CPL 593H



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    #296
    BPKS
    Registered Users Posts: 16,728 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    We've won 3 All Irelands!


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    #297
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lovely list of Dublin restaurants there. Why I wonder? Free dinners for joe?


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    #298
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If ye think "51551 Washyerhanz" was annoying, wait until you've heard "51551 STOP COVID CANCELLING CHRISTMAS" 10,000 times.


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    #299
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,214 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What colour are da lights?


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    #300
    Flukey
    Registered Users Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    BPKS wrote: »
    Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?

    Anywhere, if you own a sawn-off shotgun.


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    #301
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    First I knew there was an all Ireland competition for Christmas lights!


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