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The Moaning of Death: Liveline 23/9 forward

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,872 ✭✭✭statto25


    Dats Mattymatical


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    he's a f*cking idiot


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    cozar wrote: »
    joe trying to make a go at explaining the bell curve and failed.

    Caller: the results were in line with previous years coz it was graded against the bell curve.

    Joe: Of course the bell.

    He hasn't a clue about bell shaped distribution


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    MATTY MATTICKALLY SYMPHONIC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    He will just not drop that stupid idea of his

    Trying to present a radio show?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭shearforce


    pure Alan Partridge today


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: 1800 was it four or five 3's John?
    John: Six Joe.

    Poor Joe and de auld Matty Matticks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    go on

    name the buke again:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    51551 COVID CANNOT CANCEL CHRISTMAS CAMPAIGN!

    Santa will have to self-isolate for up to 14 days if he comes, and there is no way he will be allowed to go house to house. He'll be a super spreader.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    cozar wrote: »
    1800 333333 love it well done.

    Almost as good as the number of a Belfast brothel:- 1800 666666.

    (Must be said in a nordie accent).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Oh brilliant, more Arms trial stuff.

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    And more tomorrow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Back to Joe's mate's book.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe pre denting that yesterdays organised stage show just happened spontaneously. Such a liar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    https://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/

    yeah some dope closed the off licenses over here


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Have you got the 1800 number for these crowd caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Who brought the alcohol to him, Deliverbooze?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Oh brilliant, more Arms trial stuff.

    giphy.gif

    And more tomorrow!
    how to clear a pub, mention the arms trial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭cozar


    how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm sure they are fully tax compliant too.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Whiskey vodka cans petrol hedge trimmer. Wow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,395 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
    Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭furiousox


    You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Flukey wrote: »
    Santa will have to self-isolate for up to 14 days if he comes, and there is no way he will be allowed to go house to house. He'll be a super spreader.

    Wrong.

    Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Arms Trial Klaxon

    article-1288349441102-0bd2c0bb000005dc-946047_636x300.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=540%2C254&ssl=1
    shearforce wrote: »
    pure Alan Partridge today


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    This lady will appear on the next prime time whistleblowers programme

    Or Lahv Lahn Callback.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Highly reputable company.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Is this Rachel Allen?

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    No its cheaper after midnight Joe - they are a charity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    would his mother prefer him wandering around the streets p1ssed looking for gargle?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,872 ✭✭✭statto25


    furiousox wrote: »
    You can get mary-jane delivered to your house via whatsapp.
    Put that in your pipe and smoke it Joe.

    What does Mary Jane look like so to speak caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    cozar wrote: »
    how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

    Until she mentions a death in the family.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    gmisk wrote: »
    Alcoholics will get booze no matter what.
    Sure they had to lock away the hand sanitizer in a hospital in Ireland because they were drinking it!

    i was told a story about a guy who soaked oranges in vodka and ate them for his lunch break


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    cozar wrote: »
    how many questions will Joe ask about how this works before he gets it.?

    More than 10 anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Wrong.

    Ryan tubberdy has a direct line to Lapland and informed us last week that Santa is immune.

    Are they testing in the toy factory?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Does Mr. Duffy think they take a phone call and then drive to Newry for a slab of beer and come back and deliver it to you?

    Every time I think he can't be any dumber, he proves me wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,395 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    She told him to go to rehab he said yes yes yes

    Is he in rehab or did he "join the army"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Yeah the 3 empty bottles of whiskey appearing daily outside his room was a dead giveaway Joe ...


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    shearforce wrote: »
    pure Alan Partridge today

    Sounds like I'm missing an entertaining show.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: I won't go down that road, I'm obviously discomforting you.

    First time ever for that, in this case, it translates as "You've bored me now peasant, p*ss off"


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Hes asking what drove him to drink?

    Absolutly disgusting. Thank God the receptionist pulled him up on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,046 ✭✭✭furiousox


    Feck this $hite, I'm out!

    CPL 593H



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,543 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    We've won 3 All Irelands!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lovely list of Dublin restaurants there. Why I wonder? Free dinners for joe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    If ye think "51551 Washyerhanz" was annoying, wait until you've heard "51551 STOP COVID CANCELLING CHRISTMAS" 10,000 times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,395 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What colour are da lights?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    BPKS wrote: »
    Are these all the places you can get booze to takeaway?

    Anywhere, if you own a sawn-off shotgun.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    First I knew there was an all Ireland competition for Christmas lights!


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