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The Purge 3 PurgeyMcPurgeface

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    #182
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    FluffyTowel
    looksee wrote: »
    Oh gawd I'm in. (no bishops and actress jokes please). So I have to start being obnoxious and insulting people do I? Well its AH and I suppose ye lot are the usual jokers so that won't be hard, though what possessed me to come slumming I don't know.

    Is it not nap time for an old fogey like you?


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    #183
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Is it not nap time for an old fogey like you?

    Old fogey?!?

    Jaysus...how is King Kenny anyways?


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    #184
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    FluffyTowel
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    Old fogey?!?

    Jaysus...how is King Kenny anyways?


    Reported showing no symptoms from what I have seen.


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    #185
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Reported showing no symptoms from what I have seen.

    How could they tell?


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    #186
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    FluffyTowel
    Ken. wrote: »
    Now I don't normally try to interfere with how people vote but I heard that Looksee and Graces7 regularly have tea and cake together.

    Are we still running that rule whereby canvassers get the ban too if the candidate tops the poll?


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    #187
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    uch
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Are we still running that rule whereby canvassers get the ban too if the candidate tops the poll?

    Seeing as the rules are made up as we go along , no.:D


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    #188
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    FluffyTowel
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    How could they tell?

    No idea, strange reporting.


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    #189
    [Deleted User]
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    Igotadose
    Woke Hogan wrote: »

    The following people are cünts:

    buillabeag or whatever his name is,

    I might be a d!ck but I don't have a d!ck, ok!?!


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    #190
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,860 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    FluffyTowel
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    If we're being serious for a minute...I suppose we all have to give it to mam of 4


    No change there then the auld cumdump!

    You didn't say that last night when you kept my teeth as a souvenir did you ?

    Well folks , he's no more a Panda Killa than I am innocent .
    More like Tweety Pie :D


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    #191
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Igotadose
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I might be a d!ck but I don't have a d!ck, ok!?!

    Not yet but I will be around shortly.


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    #192
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Igotadose
    The sexual tension here is through the roof and it's only 3 in the afternoon.


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    #193
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I might be a d!ck but I don't have a d!ck, ok!?!

    Respect...it's always good to see a trans person go the whole hog..well done you!


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    #194
    [Deleted User]
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    Igotadose
    Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »
    Not yet but I will be around shortly.

    I'll have the scissors ready.


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    #195
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I'll have the scissors ready.

    Tweezers you mean ?


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    #196
    [Deleted User]
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    Igotadose
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    Respect...it's always good to see a trans person go the whole hog..well done you!

    You're confused. I haven't transitioned yet but Fancypants just offered to donate his d!ck so .. soon!


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    #197
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    You're confused. I haven't transitioned yet but Fancypants just offered to donate his d!ck so .. soon!

    To be fair...it's less of a dick... think more of it as a tooth pick


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    #198
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    Igotadose
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    To be fair...it's less of a dick... think more of it as a tooth pick

    Beggars can't be choosers


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    #199
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,685 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Igotadose
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    To be fair...it's less of a dick... think more of it as a tooth pick

    Either way, it goes into the mouth. Win win


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    #200
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Beggars can't be choosers

    As long as you're getting paid, that's all that matters


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    #201
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Quality bantz from the 3 sexually inept professional comedians. I think I preferred when Woke and Mack were mutually masturbating for all to see.


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    #202
    The Crazy Cat Lady
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    I might put my name down for the next one :D


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    #203
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Quality bantz from the 3 sexually inept professional comedians. I think I preferred when Woke and Mack were mutually masturbating for all to see.

    Ah who asked you... besides....
    I'm a sexually inept amateur comedian


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    #204
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    FluffyTowel
    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Quality bantz from the 3 sexually inept professional comedians. I think I preferred when Woke and Mack were mutually masturbating for all to see.

    I'll see if I can get a live stream going here.


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    #205
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Tell me how
    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    The person who threatened to assault my wife.

    I did nothing of the sort. The more I read your posts, the more I'm inclined to believe the stuff she told me about you.


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    #206
    Panda Killa
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,384 ✭✭✭Panda Killa


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    I did nothing of the sort. The more I read your posts, the more I'm inclined to believe the stuff she told me about you.

    Hang on....have we had clarification on rape jokes yet?
    I'm asking for a friend


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    #207
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    Igotadose
    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I'm a grown man with real responsibilities and hobbies so I won't be sitting on my arse calling people gay on the internet all weekend like you.

    I will attach evidence of my generous donations over the past few weeks.

    The following people are cünts:

    Your man who puts inverted commas on everything, the lad who went to Cheltenham, the lad who has that cartoon banana picture under his name, buillabeag or whatever his name is, the entire moderating team of this website, your man who always says "but you already know that" or "you don't really believe that, do you." Anyone who had the temerity of accusing me of lying about donating to a non-profit organisation a few weeks ago. The person who threatened to assault my wife.

    There's a lot more but I don't know any of your names. I don't hate you but you are wasting your lives. I pity you. Go out for a jog.

    I'm amazed that you manage to continue to lower my expectations of you. Bravo.


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    #208
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Panda Killa
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    Hang on....have we had clarification on rape jokes yet?
    I'm asking for a friend

    No rape jokes allowed. Actual rape threats are permitted though going by the last thread.


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    #209
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    Hang on....have we had clarification on rape jokes yet?
    I'm asking for a friend

    Mandatory. Don't ask again, just start posting them.


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    #210
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users Posts: 3,777 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    cj maxx
    Panda Killa wrote: »
    Hang on....have we had clarification on rape jokes yet?
    I'm asking for a friend

    Don't mention the war!


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    #211
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    uch
    Just remember this is a PG13 site. Think to yourself before posting "Would I tell this joke to my 13 year old son,daughter,niece,nephew, friends kid.


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