The Purge 3 PurgeyMcPurgeface

Omackeral

Panda Killa

What if your wife is also your niece though?

KathleenGrant

cj maxx

Ken. wrote: »

Just remember this is a PG13 site. Think to yourself before posting "Would I tell this joke to my 13 year old son,daughter,niece,nephew, friends kid.

Most of my 13 year old relations know a lot more than I did in my 20's.

Ken.

uch

Omackeral wrote: »

What if your wife is also your niece though?

Then you've got bigger problems.

retro:electro

FluffyTowel

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Quality bantz from the 3 sexually inept professional comedians. I think I preferred when Woke and Mack were mutually masturbating for all to see.

Sorry I’m struggling to understand this post. Could you circle the important words in red for me plz thx

Signore Fancy Pants

Igotadose

Ken. wrote: »

Just remember this is a PG13 site. Think to yourself before posting "Would I tell this joke to my 13 year old son,daughter,niece,nephew, friends kid.

13?

Best keep JohnnyFlash well away, the Court says so.

retro:electro

FluffyTowel

Where are ye gone ye sluts

Mam of 4

FluffyTowel

retro:electro wrote: »

Where are ye gone ye sluts

Procreating , where else ?

KathleenGrant

cj maxx

retro:electro wrote: »

Where are ye gone ye sluts

Trying to chat up the neighbour but turns out it was a couple of asses. One of them is hung like a donkey though...:D


Oops that third glass of wine was not a good idea.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I see this thread has followed the same depressing pattern you see so frequently around here. Unfunny attempts at humour, juvenile ‘banter’, cringe-inducing flirting, and tedious drivel that posters seem to mistakenly believe is witty.

That’s a problem with so many Irish people though; they seem to think they are funny and witty when all they are is crude, vulgar, and boorish.

Grandeeod

Igotadose

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Most of my 13 year old relations know a lot more than I did in my 20's.

Your not in your 20s.:eek: You're off my bangable list so.

Ted_YNWA

FluffyTowel

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I see this thread has followed the same depressing pattern you see so frequently around here. Unfunny attempts at humour, juvenile ‘banter’, cringe-inducing flirting, and tedious drivel that posters seem to mistakenly believe is witty.

That’s a problem with so many Irish people though; they seem to think they are funny and witty when all they are is crude, vulgar, and boorish.

Welcome back AvB, is your shift over at BurgerKing?

Aongus Von Bismarck

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Welcome back AvB, is your shift over at BurgerKing?

I work in banking. I’ve never even been in a Burger King as I find fast food disgusting. I presume you’re the sort of chap who works in a computer game shop or maybe in a call centre? Or perhaps one of those overweight bearded weirdos who work in IT support?

looksee

It was very good cake.

Ted_YNWA

FluffyTowel

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I work in banking. I’ve never even been in a Burger King as I find fast food disgusting. I presume you’re the sort of chap who works in a computer game shop or maybe in a call centre? Or perhaps one of those overweight bearded weirdos who work in IT support?

Bit off the mark there, old chap.

Work in finance, and far from overweight. On the weirdo front, I think we are all on that scale in some shape or form.

JohnnyFlash

Igotadose

Grandeeod wrote: »

Your not in your 20s.:eek: You're off my bangable list so.

The only thing you’d bang is the plywood door in your bedsit.

looksee

Omackeral wrote: »

Nobody gives a flying f*ck either way.

We weren't talking to you

Aongus Von Bismarck

Igotadose

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Or perhaps one of those overweight bearded weirdos who work in IT support?

She must have been a mother of seven, there's several of ye trotting out the party line. 'Identity' has held up well after all these years, I assume you're the John Cusack character.

Grandeeod

Igotadose

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The only thing you’d bang is the plywood door in your bedsit.

Spot on Johnny. And it leaves a fair few splinters in my cock. I don't recommend it. But I do really have a bangable list to indulge my fantasies.

Ted_YNWA

FluffyTowel

Grandeeod wrote: »

Spot on Johnny. And it leaves a fair few splinters in my cock. I don't recommend it. But I do really have a bangable list to indulge my fantasies.

Best to use ash & to go with the grain..



or so I've heard

looksee

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I see this thread has followed the same depressing pattern you see so frequently around here. Unfunny attempts at humour, juvenile ‘banter’, cringe-inducing flirting, and tedious drivel that posters seem to mistakenly believe is witty.

That’s a problem with so many Irish people though; they seem to think they are funny and witty when all they are is crude, vulgar, and boorish.

I think that about sums it up. Now excuse me, I've enough slumming for the moment.

Aongus Von Bismarck

[Deleted User] wrote: »

She must have been a mother of seven, there's several of ye trotting out the party line. 'Identity' has held up well after all these years, I assume you're the John Cusack character.

I’ve read this post twice and it still doesn’t make any sense. Are you drinking already or something? It’s the sort of badly constructed and nonsensical sentence I’d associate with a drunk.

Igotadose

Aongus sounds a lot like woke

Church on Tuesday

Igotadose

Deleted User wrote: »

Aongus sounds a lot like woke

...who sounds a lot like JohnnyFlash.

hmmm.... and

hmmm.

JohnnyFlash

Igotadose

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

...who sounds a lot like JohnnyFlash.

hmmm.... and

hmmm.

Ara Jesus, horse, whatever about comparing me to Gussy, comparing me to Hogan is not on. Below the belt, dude. A dirty dig.

JohnnyFlash

Igotadose

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ara Jesus, horse, whatever about comparing me to Gussy, comparing me to Hogan is not on. Below the belt, dude. A dirty dig.

It's those sinister IT types. You know the ones - clinically obese, foul body odour, bootcut jeans and a ginger neckbeard that mops up the spilled coffee & crumbs from diabolical eating habits.

Church on Tuesday

Igotadose

Deleted User wrote: »

It's those sinister IT types. You know the ones - clinically obese, foul body odour, bootcut jeans and a ginger neckbeard that mops up the spilled coffee & crumbs from diabolical eating habits.

Well I do have a beard.

A well groomed one I may add.

Church on Tuesday

Igotadose

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Ara Jesus, horse, whatever about comparing me to Gussy, comparing me to Hogan is not on. Below the belt, dude. A dirty dig.

I have my suspicions Johnny.

KathleenGrant

cj maxx

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I see this thread has followed the same depressing pattern you see so frequently around here. Unfunny attempts at humour, juvenile ‘banter’, cringe-inducing flirting, and tedious drivel that posters seem to mistakenly believe is witty.

That’s a problem with so many Irish people though; they seem to think they are funny and witty when all they are is crude, vulgar, and boorish.

I am organising a dinner for my birthday. Please come. You sound like delightful company.

KathleenGrant

cj maxx

[Deleted User] wrote: »

It's those sinister IT types. You know the ones - clinically obese, foul body odour, bootcut jeans and a ginger neckbeard that mops up the spilled coffee & crumbs from diabolical eating habits.

Any IT types I know are slim, well shaven and smart/casual dressers.

KathleenGrant

Igotadose

KathleenGrant wrote: »

I am organising a dinner for my birthday. Please come. You sound like delightful company.

He'll be the stuffed dummy in the corner with a rinky dink bow-tie strapped on.

Enchanté.