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Dan Jaman

FFS, you'd think it was the Black Death, or something like that.

Bunch of pussies.

pc7

zell12 wrote: »

Another furriner now
Ramón

Takn our calllllllssss

shearforce

bad line for jesus sake

move on

Dan Jaman

De trouble agency?

zell12

"before you called me"

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

FFS, you'd think it was the Black Death, or something like that.

Bunch of pussies.

It's worse than that he's dead Jim!

sligojoek

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

is Joe self isolating?

Gone skiing in Nordridden Ittelly.

zell12

Frances now

fritzelly

I hear a hint of hysterics here

You can think you’re entitled to a refund, but that won’t make a wit of a difference as to whether you are going to get a refund.

neris

Good aul chinese saying

shearforce

now we're getting places

ah christ, will you drop Shelly

“Loss to the economy, there will be”. Sounds like Yoda

Borderfox

My husband has 27 companies, hes not footing the bill for dem people in de quarantine

She’s not a Mandarin speaker by the way she’s pronouncing Shanghai, must be a Cantonese speaker.

McDermotX

Bloody hell missus.......the parent isn't gonna be shacked up with the kid self-isolating.

They'll chuck a few packets of crisps through the upstairs window, and a bell for dem to hang around der necks.

neris

sligojoek wrote: »

Gone skiing in Nordridden Ittelly.

probably a great time to go skiing in italy, empty slopes

shearforce

"when you lose life, it permanent"

Borderfox

Keep de eye on the chiselers

zell12

shearforce wrote: »

"when you lose life, it permanent"

Aye, it was in my fortune cookie

withless

Aha!

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

She’s not a Mandarin speaker by the way she’s pronouncing Shanghai, must be a Cantonese speaker.

What did she say about Shanghai?

Hector Savage

So where is Duffy ?

Skiing in the north of Italy ?

zell12

I'm a self-employed hooker, Damo

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

"when you lose life, it permanent"

So that’s about the most sensible and factual thing we will be hearing on today’s show

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

What did she say about Shanghai?

Something about it being an unadulterated kip?

zell12

Deleted User wrote: »

What did she say about Shanghai?

She said it has twenny millun peepel

withless

Wheres de fund Joe basically?

Dan Jaman

Hector Savage wrote: »

So where is Duffy ?

Funking it at home, dosing up with paramol, asprin and hot lemon after being exposed to a bunch of sniffling gimmers last Friday.

zell12

zell12 wrote: »

She said it has twenny millun peepel

24.

It's ok. She was only off by 4 million.