Lahv Lahn: we can’t get de virus as we’re an island Editio

New Liveline Thread, usual rules.

fritzelly

Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...

fritzelly

fritzelly wrote: »

Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...

Ban him Catmaniac :pac::D

fritzelly

fritzelly wrote: »

Not one to point out mistakes by Cat but Editio...

Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

fritzelly

Deleted User wrote: »

Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

This is Liveline not the Ray D'arcy show tut

Dan Jaman

fritzelly wrote: »

This is Liveline not the Ray D'arcy show tut

Aye, dat would be "One more button to pus.."

ButtersSuki

Just typing this so I have a link to de new thread so to speak.

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

Hopefully the thread will never be as fooked (or flawed) as the show.:)

EasyG

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Hopefully the thread will never be as fooked (or flawed) as the show.:)

We are coming out of the funeral season now so maybe joe can keep his death fetish going into the spring with de virus.

SEPT 23 1989

Is Editio an Italian with de virus an dat?

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Is Editio an Italian with de virus an dat?

He has kancer caller














Terminal

dvcireland

How do I this isn't done spurious thread?

It's not listed on bark.com...so to speak

Odyssey 2005

dvcireland wrote: »

How do I this isn't done spurious thread?

It's not listed on bark.com...so to speak

How do you what caller, your line dropped out at the defining moment. We'll call you back straight after deeze!....

EasyG

EasyG wrote: »

We are coming out of the funeral season now so maybe joe can keep his death fetish going into the spring with the Corona virus.


Sigh...

With a Joe it’s ALWAYS funeral season

Brendan Bendar

Deleted User wrote: »

Copied and not quite pasted so to speak. It’s flawed, in keeping with de show.

Like the cat, missing a bit!!!

Brendan Bendar

Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

Cannot get any proof of that though......


May not be true.

sligojoek

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

Cannot get any proof of that though......


May not be true.

I'll probably get a card for this but here goes anyway.

What's the difference between a ****y and a bottle of Corona?

A ****y only tastes like pi$$ for about 30 seconds.

sligojoek

From Kodaline to de Laaahhvelaaahne.

Puberty blockers.

I knew just one caller yesterday wasn't going to be the end of it.

Corona virus in Tenerifay.

Property owner will sell out (35 properties) if rent freezes are introduced.

Gods Gift

Mother in law sneezed yesterday, so I tied her up and put her in the basement.

As a precaution

Roger_007

Brendan Bendar wrote: »

Sales of Corona beer have dropped, I’m led to believe.

Cannot get any proof of that though......


May not be true.

Yes it’s true and they have decided to rename it............it will now be known as Ebola Light!

BPKS

Ring us if you've ever been in Tenerife

pc7

Can we get subtitles for George

McDermotX

BritFM

BPKS

George just drink 10 cans of Tennants Export and that will kill any virus in your system

cozar

Tererifay is an island too Joe.

Dan Jaman

"Where you from originally?"
"Glasgow, whit dae you want to make of it?"

BPKS

BPKS wrote: »

Ring us if you've ever been in Tenerife

Joe i was in Tenerife in 1963. Should I be worried?

sligojoek

Where are you from originally?

BINGO

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Joe i was in Tenerife in 1963. Should I be worried?

Only if you met Corona Eoghan.

The trouble is tea & coffee making is not common in Spanish hotels is is quite commonplace elsewhere.

Roger_007

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Where you from originally?"
"Glasgow, whit dae you want to make of it?"

With that accent, was there really any need to ask?

Dan Jaman

The Costa Decay?

Odyssey 2005

Are we to believe that George called live line ?
Duffy is the first paddy hes spoken to

Dan Jaman

Roger_007 wrote: »

With that accent, was there really any need to ask?

See you, Jimmy?

4068ac1elhodqr

Was laughing yesterday about the woman that was worried about her holiers to the canaries,
now today 1,000 locked up in a hotel on those islands for potential containment.

Still a nice bit of weather, and dip in the re-chlorinated pool.

cozar

no irish holidaymakers in the hotel?

sligojoek

So all these Scottish people decide to ring liveline.

Hmmmmmm

Gods Gift

At least it’s full of brits.

Odyssey 2005

On her eye pads

Dan Jaman

That bit about being told to stay in their rooms and then all trooping down to breakfast was priceless.

BPKS

Roger_007 wrote: »

With that accent, was there really any need to ask?

Pity George didn't answer "Nairobi"

Dan Jaman

cozar wrote: »

no irish holidaymakers in the hotel?

There would surely, at the very least, be an Irish bar.

Hector Savage

Fair play to her ... great attitude ... not worried, take it as it comes ..

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

So all these Scottish people decide to ring liveline.

Hmmmmmm

She’s West Midlands, of England so to speak

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The trouble is tea & coffee making is not common in Spanish hotels is is quite commonplace elsewhere.

I stay in a hotel in Morocco regularly and there was a guy from Dublin giving out ****e about the absence of tea making facilities. I tried to explain its not common there but he was having none of it.

Dan Jaman

Medication Alleyway.

thecretinhop

george has 50 litres of islay under de hotel bed

dhaughton99

No jobs to go to?

BPKS

Dan Jaman wrote: »

There would surely, at the very least, be an Irish bar.

There is one across from Linekers IIRC:pac:

Dan Jaman

"A skeleton staff."
Let us hope that's not a portent.

Roger_007

Skeleton staff?..................RUN missus!