Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Hannibal_Smith

Jaffa bloody cakes. Feck off!!!

Deebles McBeebles

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I see Tesco are already doing a special to celebrate the Jaffa Cake victory.

Omack must have shares in Tesco. He knows Boards space is worth more than half-time Superbowl ads. Crafty c*nt.

Leg End Reject

Good night you dim witted fcuktards and goodnight dweebs.

Green&Red

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Don’t be ridiculous. There is no way I could fit that in my mouth.

You’re in an awfully sour mood. But I guess it must be tough getting through life with a cleft anus.

But you told me that was sorted when u licked it clean on Tuesday?

You hardly lied to me?

Titzon Toast

Chocolate Goldgrain.

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Good night you dim witted fcuktards and goodnight dweebs.

Quiet you!

Also, goodnight you.

Omackeral

Deleted User wrote: »

I think you'll find a few people do, you aggressive infestation of toenail fungus.

Great comeback. If I want my comeback, I'll scrape it off your teeth.

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Good night you dim witted fcuktards and goodnight dweebs.

choke on your hob nobs and milk you friendless freak



hmmm, hon-nobs and milk- what could be better than hob-nobs and milk??


oh I know- JAFFA CAKES and more fcking JAFFA CAKES!

Titzon Toast

Titzon Toast wrote: »

Chocolate Goldgrain.

Yes, a forgotten classic. From Yacobs.

snowgal

See you mad feckers in the sweets round soon ( Omackeral )

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Great comeback. If want my comeback, I'll scrape it off your teeth.

yeah well you're so fcking parsimonious you would.


Nite nite you sad loser. Bask in your online glory before you crawl back to your bedsit tent and your teddy bear, who doesn't love you anymore.

jammiedodgers

Omackeral wrote: »

Jaffa cakes sudden death win.

You didn't give a reason :pac:

False Prophet

jammiedodgers wrote: »

You didn't give a reason :pac:

Which means the next valid vote (name and reason) is

Autosport wrote: »

Hob nobs are in my belly now

What a way to win it

Sleep well dìckheads.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Jaffa cakes sudden death win.

F*ck off.

Strategically timed vote.

Orange b*stards.

Necro

Been fun. Now to remember how to act like a normal poster again:pac:


Thanks Omack. Been fun guys in between (and during) all the slurs.

Go fcuk yourselves the whole slimy cum-drenched gin soaked shower of tramps that ye are.

Greyfox

Thread of the year Omack, well done

Respect and congrats to the might jaffa cakes

And to all the insane cabbages who posted, thanks for making me feel normal for a change

Gregor Samsa

Fair play to you Omackeral. An entertaining romp through biscuitdom that gave me a reason to be alive for the last few days. Guess I just have to go back to anonymously posting in PI to try to find meaning in my worthless life now.

A mighty thread and respect to all who sailed in her.

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

Go fcuk yourselves the whole slimy cum-drenched gin soaked shower of tramps that ye are.

A pleasure serving with you, Necro. The way it ended was unfortunate but we ran a tight ship in our heyday. Oh, the crisps, they made us weary but we did our best to keep these savages in check. I fear the biscuits may have been too much.


I hope you don't mind but I've drawn a picture of what I imagine our friendship to be. I have left Earthhorse out because he has bluewolf to nuzzle at night. Pretzill has been left out because he is a c*nt.



We will always have these memories. The biscuits that were not biscuits, the insults, the romance, the bromance (Looking directly at you, Necro), the bans, the mods (watch yourself, BUFORD) and the robbery that was the final.

Thanks Omack and f*ck you all. Also, f*ck you, Omack. F*ckin' Proddy "biscuit" loving pack of cave c*nts.

No word from Mint Crisp guy yet but we live in hope.

Omackeral

snowgal wrote: »

See you mad feckers in the sweets round soon ( Omackeral )

You can shove a Fruit Salad up your fleshy envelope if you think I'm doing this again.

Pintman Paddy Losty

A joke of a thread.

Next up what is your favourite breakfast cereal? Competitors include Corn Flakes, Rice Crispies, toast, Sunday roast chicken, frozen pizzas and frosties.

Hannibal_Smith

Omackeral wrote: »

You can shove a Fruit Salad up your fleshy envelope if you think I'm doing this again.

Well cheers for doing it

dinorebel

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Well cheers for doing it

He'll be back.




































































it's all he has.

Omackeral

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

A joke of a thread.

Next up what is your favourite breakfast cereal? Competitors include Corn Flakes, Rice Crispies, toast, Sunday roast chicken, frozen pizzas and frosties.

Very poor banter and a tired old joke at this stage. Mods, lock her up please.

Uncharted

Listen to the man , mods.
Lock this bitch up.


We shall all look forward to the disgusting insults and over the top remarks ,inevitably on the way throughout the retro sweets comp.


































Long live Tayto Cheese and onion

Ten of Swords

And a good time was had by all...

:pac:



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