Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

I'm ok with the outcome. Hobnobs are superior but I am partial to a Jaffa. Also cakes don't come biscuit shaped and in a biscuit box and found on the biscuit shelf. Jaffas are biscuits.

Earthhorse

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Don't know about the rest of you but I need a cold shower and a long think about my life choices after this thread. From Granny Grooming, to pulsating wet sheep vaginas to the Kit-Kat fiasco, to the cake versus biscuit debacle, this thread really had nothing going for it from the start and it continued in that vein.

I take a cold shower after reading your posts too.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

Jaffa cake? What a load of ****e

Shame on ye all

Well if you had voted, it might have turned out differently but because you're just so thick like most of your hob-nob perverts and just sat there like a fcking rabbit in the headlights, what do you expect?

Deebles McBeebles

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Don't know about the rest of you but I need a cold shower and a long think about my life choices after this thread. From Granny Grooming, to pulsating wet sheep vaginas to the Kit-Kat fiasco, to the cake versus biscuit debacle, this thread really had nothing going for it from the start and it continued in that vein.

Men died so you could take part in pure and absolute dross like this. Good men, with families, and dreams, and dreams of families. Hang your flaccid minicock in shame.

IAMAMORON

3 cheers for OMackerel.

Thanks for organising, a very relevant discussion has been had, some intriguing comments and many other elements of retrobation , and yes your right that is not a real word.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Daithi101 wrote: »

Much like your sorry existence of a life so

Yes, that was somewhat the point, Daithi, you cretinous wetwipe-eating simpleton. Remove the corkscrew dildo from your anal passage and get back to jerking off on those Hello magazines your dead mother left to you as her sole possession in her will.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm ok with the outcome. Hobnobs are superior but I am partial to a Jaffa. Also cakes don't come biscuit shaped and in a biscuit box and found on the biscuit shelf. Jaffas are biscuits.

Oh seriously, none of us cares what you think- so just fck off.

Earthhorse

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm ok with the outcome. Hobnobs are superior but I am partial to a Jaffa. Also cakes don't come biscuit shaped and in a biscuit box and found on the biscuit shelf. Jaffas are biscuits.

You turned your back on us at the last minute and expect to join the celebrations? How dare you. How very dare you.

Ted_YNWA

The only proper response to this winner is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgT-fg01vY

coffee_cake

Deleted User wrote: »

Well if you had voted, it might have turned out differently but because you're just so thick like most of your hob-nob perverts and just sat there like a fcking rabbit in the headlights, what do you expect?

I did vote...did your brain turn into jaffa cake mush

Greyfox

snowgal wrote: »

... like who’d have thought Jaffa or hob knob would make the final biscuit challenge?? Really??

Hob nobs was a surprise but jaffa cakes doing well wasn't, I've never seen an open pack of jaffa cakes last more than 5 mins.

Autosport

It’s the end of the world

Junkyard Tom

The Princess Bride wrote: »

So, what's next?

Chocolate bars?

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

The only proper response to this winner is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgT-fg01vY

And I suppose you expect loads of thanks for that miserable effort at humour you stupid fcking tool of an excuse for a moderator whore

Gregor Samsa

Omackeral wrote: »

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs 16
Jaffa Cakes 18

JAFFA CAKE WINS!

You all make me sick, allowing this to happen. I’m going to ride all your skank mothers until I get every strain of Hepatitis known to man, then I’m going to get a job in the Jaffa Cake factory and spit, bleed, pus and cum into every batch from now until eternity. They’ll have to list HIV as an ingredient when I’m finished, and each pitiful CAKE will provide you with 67% of your recommend daily dose of Ebola.

jammiedodgers

I'm still counting a draw, 18 each

Hippykitten wrote: »

Chocolate Hobnobs ... they got me through my college exams

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Hob nobs, chocolate discs perfect for dunking.

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Chocolate hobnobs get my vote. A proper biscuit for proper people. Full of chocolate and full of crunchiness.

Necro wrote: »

Toed and froed on this all day but my vote is going for Chocolate Hob Nobs.

Whatever others say about Jaffa Cakes - this is a biscuit competition and having something with 'Cake' in the title of the winner would be kind of bizarre.

Like this thread, admittedly.


Three days ago I'd not have given Hob Nobs a chance but thanks to this crowd of lunatics I bought some and they will be a deserving winner.

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Chocolate Hobnobs, because if they were the only biscuits left in the house I'd eat them, but Jaffa Cakes would be chucked in the bin having gone well past their use by date.

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

vote Chocolate hobnobs

Reason biscuit is delicious chocolate is delicious. Dunks well. Unlike the jaffa cake

Baggly wrote: »

The best and only biscuit in the match.

Hobnob

Deleted User wrote: »

Chocolate Hobnobs, actually fulfil the criteria of being a biscuit.

honeybear wrote: »

I’m getting my vote in early (who knows when Mack could be barred)
Chocolate Hobnobs ... I stand to collect a tasty bet!!!

Autosport wrote: »

Chocolate Hob Nobs as they're delicious, chocolatey and nice to dunk on hot chocolate

Daithi101 wrote: »

Chocolate hobnobs mainly due to the fact they are actually a fcuking biscuit

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Yeah seriously, keep typing.

Hobnobs because death to Jaffa's!

Did I just start Troubles 2: Electric Boogaloo?

StillThinking wrote: »

I'm going to have to go with Chocolate hobnobs. They are great dunkers, have a bit of substance till them and are mega tasty

bluewolf wrote: »

Hob nobs because they're oaty and the best

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

My humble vote is for Chocolate HobNobs.


<****E CHRISTMAS STORY>

Los Lobos wrote: »

Chocolate hobnobs, the only true winner in this, a biscuit other biscuits wish they were

Tell me how wrote: »

Chocolate Hobnobs because the world isn't ready to give in to nouveau confectionery thinking just because it is popular at kids parties that it deserves to play with the big boys.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Chocolate Hob Nobs.

Because Jaffa Cakes are ****ing disgusting and are for kids.

The final is no place for childishness.

Hob Nob votes

Squall Leonhart wrote: »

Jaffa cakes, the sliver of orange jelly and the soft sponge are just too much for hobnobs to compete with

Greyfox wrote: »

Jaffa cakes, because nothing on this planet tastes better

cjmc wrote: »

i vote jaffas because theyre amazing

jammiedodgers wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes to piss off the "it's not a biscuit" brigade

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes.

I nibble all the way round it till I get to the orange bit. Then I lick the chocolate off it. Then lick and suck at the orange until my tongue gets tired. Then I swallow.

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes … because if we all just stick together , if we all just really try, if we all just keep the faith , if we all just hold hope in our hearts, if we all just give it one big everlasting effort … all together ……. we can finally defeat Keith Barry.

toffeeshel wrote: »

Jaffa cake- it’s chocolate and orange and classy

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes because I prefer cakes to biscuits.

nomad92 wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes. Orange and chololate is delish.

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Jaffa cakes, because full moon, half moon, total eclipse means orangey chocolatey deliciousness for ne!

IIGeminiII wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes. Love that sponge.

Green&Red wrote: »

Jaffa cakes because they’re a biscuit

normanoffside wrote: »

I’ve thought long and hard about this. While chocolate hobnobs are a nice biscuit I have rarely bought them before.
I eat loads of Jaffa Cakes and that must say something.

Vote Jaffa Cakes

Liamalone wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes because they can fit in my mouth in one go.

Pretzill wrote: »

Jaffa cakes because they never grow old, just soggy

Earthhorse wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes

Because if another one of these tournaments goes the way of the blandest I might just become an AH mod.

adox wrote: »

Jaffa cakes. Sweet orange balanced with bitter dark chocolate on top of the “carb” spongey base. A real thing of beauty.

While I like hobnobs, no one has addressed the elephant in the room. Oats are for breakfast. A healthy breakfast. Dipping them in glue and putting chocolate on top of them doesn’t hide that.

Hobnobs are ashamed of what they are. They are breakfast wearing a disguise.

Jaffa cakes are snack fluid. They can be a biscuit or they can be a cake. They have no secrets. They don’t pretend. They live their snack life openly and to the full. Long live Jaffa cakes.

Cronin The Destroyer wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes have fruit inside. They are fruity.

Jaffa votes

Uncharted

Long live Tayto Cheese and onion.
End of discussion.

And fcuk the lot of ye after that.

Goodluck, shower a hoors.

JohnnyFlash

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Chocolate bars?

Drugs or cheap lager.

Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

I love Jaffa Cakes.

Thanks- that means a lot coming from you Gregory.

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

And I suppose you expect loads of thanks for that miserable effort at humour you stupid fcking tool of an excuse for a moderator whore

Want go outside (this thread) and say that?

Earthhorse

IAMAMORON wrote: »

3 cheers for OMackerel

Yes, omack, thanks for finally organising a tournament with the correct outcome.

And on my birthday too. Couldn’t be happier.

Well, actually I could be a lot happier. Things haven’t been going well. Birthdays really make you reflect on how you've been pissing your life away.

Gregor Samsa

The Princess Bride wrote: »

So, what's next?

Maybe a cake tournament so HobNobs can win.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Oh seriously, none of us cares what you think- so just fck off.

I'm having a sad ish night. My anger needed a vessel. *What better that you to pour it in to spanner face.





*notice I used 'what' instead of 'who'

coffee_cake

It's a DRAW

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Want go outside (this thread) and say that?

No problem- you just direct me to the thread you'd like me to say that to in this forum, and I'll follow moderator direction

snowgal

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Chocolate bars?

Noooooooooooooo, next up is sweets, as per post 3303

Roger Hassenforder

Jaffa cakes?
What a shower of neer do well cünts

Leg End Reject

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yes, omack, thanks for finally organising a tournament with the correct outcome.

And on my birthday too. Couldn’t be happier.

Well, actually I could be a lot happier. Things haven’t been going well. Birthdays really make you reflect on how you've been pissing your life away.

Happy birthday horse!

Daithi101

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote:

Yes, that was somewhat the point, Daithi, you cretinous wetwipe-eating simpleton. Remove the corkscrew dildo from your anal passage and get back to jerking off on those Hello magazines your dead mother left to you as her sole possession in her will.

Well whatever about what my dead mother left me at least she didn't just abandon me that ditch that you now call home.

I suspose your mother has to be commended for having the foresight to realise early on what an irrelevant waste of a human being you were and have turned to be.

Uncharted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No problem- you just direct me to the thread you'd like me to say that to in this forum, and I'll follow moderator direction

Attention whoring 101