Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm having a sad ish night. My anger needed a vessel. *What better that you to pour it in to spanner face.





*notice I used 'what' instead of 'who'

I'm feeling quite relaxed now after all of that abuse (you fcking clown).

Any chance we could get an insult or mini-thunderdome thread set up in AH?

Mods?

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yes, omack, thanks for finally organising a tournament with the correct outcome.

And on my birthday too. Couldn’t be happier.

Well, actually I could be a lot happier. Things haven’t been going well. Birthdays really make you reflect on how you've been pissing your life away.

Happy Birthday anyways

False Prophet

Has the recount started yet?

Uncharted

Uncharted wrote: »

Attention whoring 101

Can you autograph my copy please?

EmmetSpiceland

False Prophet wrote: »

Has the recount started yet?

The bollocks who started the thread should cast the deciding vote.

Let the electioneering commence!

Junkyard Tom

snowgal wrote: »

Noooooooooooooo, next up is sweets, as per post 3303

No point as Refreshers would win.

Uncharted

snowgal wrote: »

Noooooooooooooo, next up is sweets, as per post 3303

Exclusively from the 90's say I. Keep it retro.

And don't forget my vote! It was for Hobnobs.

jammiedodgers

jammiedodgers wrote: »

I'm still counting a draw, 18 each

FOAD Asshole and sore loser

Gregor Samsa

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Thanks- that means a lot coming from you Gregory.

I feel like that cünt Shakespeare I get quoted and misquoted so much.

coffee_cake

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

No problem- you just direct me to the thread you'd like me to say that to in this forum, and I'll follow moderator direction

At the moment there is no thread that would suit a your neanderthal brain, I would hate for you to feel out of place.

jammiedodgers

Deleted User wrote: »

FOAD Asshole and sore loser

I voted for jaffa cakes you absolute illiterate spastic clementine.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

Sausages
or Bacon

Either would be a quick enough thread.

snowgal

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Happy birthday horse!

Yes happy birthday! Go enjoy some meanies/banshees

coffee_cake

Is it actually your birthday r more jaffa cake propaganda

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I both admire and feel sorry for this poor sod counting the votes in his biscuit thread at 9.30PM in his Clonsilla home with the kids asleep upstairs.

They're not my kids...

Gregor Samsa

bluewolf wrote: »

It's a DRAW

If it’s a draw, then longest post that went with a vote should be the decider. The UN do that all the time.

Leg End Reject

bluewolf wrote: »

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

Golf balls were chewing gum, let's try to keep the next one factual.

Uncharted

bluewolf wrote: »

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

Pink panther bars and weird He - man jelly things.


Desperate dan bars.
Space rocks.
Quattro bars.



Retro sweets it is

Daithi101

bluewolf wrote:

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

bluewolf wrote:

Sweets would be a good one. Fried eggs and golf balls

That thread hasn't even started and it's already fcuked, golf balls are chewing gums not sweets.......

Leg End Reject

Daithi101 wrote: »

That thread hasn't even started and it's already fcuked, golf balls are chewing gums not sweets.......

Snivelling copying snake fcuktard.

coffee_cake

Hahha brilliant. Feed the controversy

Ted_YNWA

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

At the moment there is no thread that would suit a your neanderthal brain, I would hate for you to feel out of place.

Hey, I'm in your company- so intelligence isn't exactly a prerequisite for engaging with you, is it now?

I absolutely loved those He-Man bars!

Daithi101

Leg End Reject wrote:

Snivelling copying snake fcuktard.

Go get yourself banned again ya disease ridden tramp

Deebles McBeebles

Now, now. We all need to remember Omack's lil' dinkle needs to cool down before he starts the next tournament.

Lots of dips in luke warm water should help with the smegma build up, O.

jammiedodgers

jammiedodgers wrote: »

I voted for jaffa cakes you absolute illiterate spastic clementine.

You're the fcking dim-bat questioning the vote now.

coffee_cake

He didn't even get this one right.
Drawwwww

Omackeral

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm ok with the outcome. Hobnobs are superior but I am partial to a Jaffa. Also cakes don't come biscuit shaped and in a biscuit box and found on the biscuit shelf. Jaffas are biscuits.

Nobody gives a shiny sh*te what you're ok with you absolute baby-batter drinking bore.