Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Please calm down girls. This no place for histrionics

S/he tends to get rather hysterical I notice. S/he might need to lie down for a bit.

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

And leg end's a reject- and so fcking stupid they admit it.

You seem like the kind of guy who is angry at the world because his wife beats him, you moist ballbag.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

gifted wrote: »

Pops back in again

Are you into 'ball play'?

Greyfox

False Prophet wrote: »

Worthy finalists? A cake versus boots?

Well jaffa cakes are biscuits.. we established that ages ago when we finally got rid of that butter and rich tea malarky

And hobnobs have chocolate and only prositants don't like chocolate

Omackeral

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Times up, where's Mack?

My time wasn't up with your auld one the Cnutbag so I stuck around and gave her a few extra milliliters of population paste.

Anyway, I counted everything back and this was the result. In all seriousness, no messing and all above board, even with Emmet's vote counted.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs 16
Jaffa Cakes 18

JAFFA CAKE WINS!

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

You seem like the kind of guy who is angry at the world because his wife beats him, you moist ballbag.

You used to have a partner, but they eventually realised staying with you was just out of pity and they gave generously to charity every week anyway.

Thank Fùck I like Jaffas as much as Hobnobs.

A win for me!

Leg End Reject

Deleted User wrote: »

You used to have a partner, but they eventually realised staying with you was just out of pity and they gave generously to charity every week anyway.

Did you just vomit words over the screen? What kind of bolloxology is that?

IAMAMORON

This thread is worse than a William Golding novel I read once.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Delightful. Jaffa Cakes the rightful champions.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

My time wasn't up with your auld one the Cnutbag so I stuck around and gave her a few extra milliliters of population paste.

Anyway, I counted everything back and this was the result. In all seriousness, no messing and all above board, even with Emmet's vote counted.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs 16
Jaffa Cakes 18

JAFFA CAKE WINS!

Am I fcking glad I joined this sh1te fest at the 11th hour to help overturn the travesty that would have been a HobNob fcking yet another predictable win- while all the fcking Hob-nobs thought they had it sown up their own arses.

GO JAFFA!

snowgal

Omackeral wrote: »

My time wasn't up with your auld one the Cnutbag so I stuck around and gave her a few extra milliliters of population paste.

Anyway, I counted everything back and this was the result. In all seriousness, no messing and all above board, even with Emmet's vote counted.

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs 16
Jaffa Cakes 18

JAFFA CAKE WINS!

Winner winner chickatee dinner!! Isn’t it??

YES!

In your face, you knob gobblers!!!!

The Princess Bride

Thank you Omackeral, you fantastic man, you're a star and we all love you.

So, what's next?

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Did you just vomit words over the screen? What kind of bolloxology is that?

You you used to have a partner but then they left you because of charity and even though they still give to charity anyway because it's so hard that its easier to just give to charity when you're with a charity case anyway.

EmmetSpiceland

I object to my vote counting.

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

You used to have a partner, but they eventually realised staying with you was just out of pity and they gave generously to charity every week anyway.

I appreciate you not presuming my gender or sexual orientation. Look at you Mr. Renaissance Man!

I do not appreciate you bringing my dead wife into this. Anyway Jaffa Cakes won and she would have voted for them too so f*ck everything.

The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Thank you Omackeral, you fantastic man, you're a star and we all love you.

So, what's next?

Princesses- between the 16th and 19th centuries. :P

False Prophet

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Thank you Omackeral, you fantastic man, you're a star and we all love you.

So, what's next?

With the ultimate cake completed, Ultimate biscuit must be next.

Daithi101

Deleted User wrote:

Am I fcking glad I joined this sh1te fest at the 11th hour to help overturn the travesty that would have been a HobNob fcking yet another predictable win- while all the fcking Hob-nobs thought they had it sown up their own arses.

Jesus - you're some bellend.

I'd say your ma still regrets not swallowing the night she drunkenly conceived you

coffee_cake

Jaffa cake? What a load of ****e

Shame on ye all

honeybear

I don’t generally use bad language, BUT ...
B U L L S H * T

Deebles McBeebles

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

YES!

In your face, you knob gobblers!!!!

This from you!?!?

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

This from you!?!?

I never gobble. I’m a laydeee

Well this just sums up After Hours to a T. A cake wins a biscuit tournament. Bunch of wrong 'uns in here.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Don't know about the rest of you but I need a cold shower and a long think about my life choices after this thread. From Granny Grooming, to pulsating wet sheep vaginas to the Kit-Kat fiasco, to the cake versus biscuit debacle, this thread really had nothing going for it from the start and it continued in that vein.

Leg End Reject

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

I never gobble. I’m a laydeee

Just nibble, lick and suck.

Daithi101

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote:

Don't know about the rest of you but I need a cold shower and a long think about my life choices after this thread. From Granny Grooming, to pulsating wet sheep vaginas to the Kit-Kat fiasco, to the cake versus biscuit debacle, this thread really had nothing going for it from the start and it continued in that vein.

Much like your sorry existence of a life so

Daithi101

Daithi101 wrote: »

Jesus - you're some bellend.

I'd say your ma still regrets not swallowing the night she drunkenly conceived you

I read about your ma- she''s really looking forward to her supervised day release from the Dochas centre.

Earthhorse

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Thank you Omackeral, you fantastic man, you're a star and we all love you.

So, what's next?

Bed!