Things That Trialvilly Annoy You.

cj maxx

Google and their ads like this one
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/02/14/aliensmight-have-placed-beacon-centre-milky-way-say-scientists/
Really ,why do 'scientists' 'believe' this to be to be the case? Absolute sh1te talk

the purple tin

I saw a promo for the next Bond film which features the new theme song. If it was in black and white it could pass for one of those arty, pretentious perfume ads. Looks like the film will be caca

the purple tin

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Why do the yanks call the toilets "restrooms"? I've never seen anyone have a rest in a toilet.

Or bathrooms? Never seen a bath in a public toilet.

Be right back

Hailstones.

Princess Calla

My laptop!

Only used these days for transferring pictures off the camera.

From day 1 many moons ago, the cursor sticks into magnifying mode, so the screen is increasing, decreasing, increasing... Ffs give my head peace.

Tauriel

the purple tin wrote: »

I saw a promo for the next Bond film which features the new theme song. If it was in black and white it could pass for one of those arty, pretentious perfume ads. Looks like the film will be caca

I cannot wait to see the day that Daniel Craig is no longer Bond. I hated the first film with him as Bond so much that I haven't watched any of the others with him.

Bredabe

Passing food around at an extended family gathering,
I overheard a pair talking about a well know radio personality, the man said that the personality was mad into poodles and the Inla.

Ta'ed I didnt get the opportunity to find out what he actually meant to say.

Nevin Parsnipp

Bredabe wrote: »

Passing food around at an extended family gathering,
I overheard a pair talking about a well know radio personality, the man said that the personality was mad into poodles and the Inla.

Ta'ed I didnt get the opportunity to find out what he actually meant to say.

I think I know the "personality" you are referring to ..

I know that they love BEEF STRUDEL and travel to INDIA......suggest you check the BATTERIES ON YOUR HEARING AID !

Wayne Jarvis

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

Princess Calla

Guy Person wrote: »

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

All the rip threads descend into chaos.

Your Face

Youtube videos with long intros.

Just get to the information!

cj maxx

Northern cans of Guinness. Because they're 440ml there seems to be a tad too much gas in the widget thing leaving too much of a head

Redneck Reject71

The Flack thread, we all have done wrong to someone in our lives, so IMO none of us has the right to judge another. She is dead and her family is grieving, leave it at that. No one here knew her on a personal level. So judge yourself before doing it to others.

MuffinTop86

People who only shower once or twice a week and when they do they spend at least 30 minutes in it.

JustAThought

selfish absolute ARSEHOLE NEIGHBOURS who put their bins out at7pm on the night of storm dennis and their **** gets blown all over the road and they ignore it and then the bloody bin rolls over and it all empties and the bloody bin blows around up and down the street for hours banging off everyones parked cars and paintwork and they are sitting with their curtains open in their front room just not arsed. I will TA them into their own coffins if thus keeps up.I was going to cellotspe their refuse to their front door snd windows when they did it ( again) last week. TA serious understatement.

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

Gretas Gonna Get Ya!

JustAThought wrote: »

selfish absolute ARSEHOLE NEIGHBOURS who put their bins out at7pm on the night of storm dennis and their **** gets blown all over the road and they ignore it and then the bloody bin rolls over and it all empties and the bloody bin blows around up and down the street for hours banging off everyones parked cars and paintwork and they are sitting with their curtains open in their front room just not arsed. I will TA them into their own coffins if thus keeps up.I was going to cellotspe their refuse to their front door snd windows when they did it ( again) last week. TA serious understatement.

I hate your neighbours too! They sound like real cnuts! :pac:

Give me your address, I'll be around in a while to help you! Can we set their sh!t on fire too? It's only fair!!

whisky_galore

Go to a public toilet, no coat hook or some eejit thought he would stick it to the man and break the coat hook off.

Toilets in work and people taking the toilet roll home with them.

Vittu

People in Lidl who have to bag a weeks worth of shopping before they pay for it ensuring the next person cannot pay for their items and be gone. I feel like saying something but it's really not worth it.

Pawwed Rig

Your Face wrote: »

Youtube videos with long intros.

Just get to the information!

And the constant calls to 'like and subscribe and enable notifications'
Eh No, no and no

Antares35

Redneck Reject71 wrote: »

The Flack thread, we all have done wrong to someone in our lives, so IMO none of us has the right to judge another. She is dead and her family is grieving, leave it at that. No one here knew her on a personal level. So judge yourself before doing it to others.

Just TA in general at those threads and the posters on them as if anyone who actually knew and loved the girl gives a toss what posters on Boards say. Whether its RIP or saying mean things or defending her or whatever. Nobody who actually knew her even sees this stuff yet half the nation (it seems) is squabbling about it in Boards as if it is what they think that matters.

the purple tin

Deleted User wrote: »

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

plus a big hissy 'ahhhh' noise after each slurp.
It is a toss up for me between noisy eaters and noisy drinkers.

Gwynplaine

Deleted User wrote: »

People slurping tea..

Jesus Christ!!..

People slurping tea goes absolutely f*cking through me!!!

What about knife lickers? Or even worse, double dippers?

the purple tin

OH wears socks to bed then kicks them off at night. When you go to change the bedclothes there does be loads of socks falling out.

the purple tin

Guy Person wrote: »

The total shítshow that is the Caroline Flack thread.

It is spilling out into numerous other threads and taking them over too.

Aglomerado

the purple tin wrote: »

OH wears socks to bed then kicks them off at night. When you go to change the bedclothes there does be loads of socks falling out.

I do this and am always wondering where my socks got to or why I can't get matching pairs as they are usually hiding in my duvet cover after washing!

the purple tin

More bed based annoyances, oh sometimes brushes her hair in bed leaving stray hairs on the sheets and it gets my goat something awful.


Puts her freezing cold feet on my legs to warm them up, i'm not a bloody hot water bottle.


Rolls over and steals all the blanket and holds it in a vice like grip while asleep


Digs me in the ribs with her elbow or knee when she climbs over me for a pee.

IAMAMORON

Getting ignored and patronised by my other half, only 3 days after blow jobs, dinners, flower buying and general shenanigans. Not necessarily in that particular order.

Widdershins

Expected visitor can't give me an e.t.a for good reasons, but its still TA. Sometime today or this eve is all I know.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Household items that don't perform the one and only task for which they are designed. Absolutely boils my piss that some of the stuff ever even makes it to market..........

[snip]

I mean, the vast majority of these things......that's all they're designed to do, and they fail miserably.

YOU HAD ONE F*CKING JOB!

Following on from this post, a number of others which have come to light recently......

Ice cube trays, from which it is impossible to extract the ice
Ice cube trays which crack and shatter as you twist and bang them to get the ice out
Ketchup/mayo squeezy bottles that have 1/3rd of the sauce still in the bottle but it won't come out no matter how much you try
Teapots/jugs/measuring containers that don't pour properly and the liquid dribbles down the outside
frying pans that have raised centres so the butter/oil pools around the edges where it is coldest
Veg peelers that can't withstand a little bit of pressure and fall apart
Sinks/plugholes that get clogged for no reason
Ironing boards that aren't fit for purpose
"Dog" toys that fall apart after 2 mins