The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

Clareman

scotchy wrote: »

Gynaecologist ?

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Considering 2 of their albums are Cucumber Castle and This is Where I Came In then that's a possibility.... :eek::eek::eek:

scotchy

Clareman wrote: »

Considering 2 of their albums are Cucumber Castle and This is Where I Came In then that's a possibility.... :eek::eek::eek:

Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


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Suckit

Imagine that scenery on your school/fun sports day!! ��

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110075407&postcount=8339

Clareman

scotchy wrote: »

Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


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They are clearly nothing but a gowl

Pawwed Rig

scotchy wrote: »

Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o

It is more a word that young kids use than vulgar slang. Would be on par with willy or mickey.

Silent Running

scotchy wrote: »

Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


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Reminds me of an old joke...

Pregnant woman's water breaks. She rings 999 for an ambulance, and is asked where she's ringing from. She answers "from me gee to me knees"

Charlie-Bravo

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I get tired of this tread sometimes.

New Home

*Slow claps*

Bravo, Astrofluff, that's top-notch punning, I'm really impressed. Bravo! :cool:

New Home

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110094887&postcount=1948

Instant calzone.

Capt'n Midnight

astrofluff wrote: »

I get tired of this tread sometimes.

It's wearing thin. Spare a thought for those of us who take criticism personally. Right now I feel deflated as it hasn't been a good year.


I just have to find a way to get my groove back.

New Home

Aaaaaand... the Puntastic Capt'n takes the lead again.

Charlie-Bravo

Oh the silliness - I feel a full-on silly weekend happening.

Clareman

Ah lads, jack it in before I go nuts. I thought we were all fiends and alloys here but I can see that we've reached the (hub) cap of puns in the tread and we'll need a release valve to release some of the pressure.

New Home

Those are so bare they'd make it on the Pirelli calendar.

ganmo

I think it's time to put a (tube) sock in it

PMU

m17 wrote: »

Murmuration

where is this

fritzelly

PMU wrote: »

where is this

https://www.worldphoto.org/sony-world-photography-awards/winners-galleries/2018/professional/shortlisted/natural-world/very

Worztron

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110099182&postcount=2864

It looks like a penguin. Are those starlings?

New Home

Worztron wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110099182&postcount=2864

It looks like a penguin. Are those starlings?

Yes.

PCX

Worztron wrote: »

Seems reasonable.

This list accurately reflects my position but I would like to add that in addition to cow's milk I'm happy to accept cheese made from goat, sheep or buffalo milk as well

Ummmm cheese....

RobertFoster

I think I'd try them all, and that's without a cheese addiction.

Capt'n Midnight

RobertFoster wrote: »

I think I'd try them all, and that's without a cheese addiction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjGXCk-RVU

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjGXCk-RVU

The problem is that you'll feel a bit ruff after trying it, but you're barbing up the wrong tree if you expect there to be be any k9 puns here.

KAGY

While the photo of the Chinese tragic jam is actually a 4 lane motor way that expands to 50 for the toll booths and then back to 4, and was takem on their equivalent of a bank holiday Monday there was actually a much worse jam
From Wikipedia
The China National Highway 110 traffic jam was a recurring[1] massive traffic jam that began to form on August 13, 2010, mostly on China National Highway 110 (G110) and Beijing–Tibet expressway (G6), in Hebei and Inner Mongolia.[2][3] The traffic jam slowed down thousands of vehicles for more than 100 kilometres (60 mi) and lasted for two weeks.[3][4][5] Many drivers were able to move their vehicles only 1 km (0.6 mi) per day, and some drivers reported being stuck in the traffic jam for five days.[5]

New Home

I remember the photos, they were nightmare-inducing.

GreeBo

Worztron wrote: »

The long lost Chuckle sister?



Mod: Moved to chat thread

Charlie-Bravo

What's the Celt flute one getting at? Slightly lost!

dulpit

astrofluff wrote: »

What's the Celt flute one getting at? Slightly lost!

Instagrammers be like "felt cute..."

wilser

dulpit wrote: »

Instagrammers be like "felt cute..."

Jesus, is that actually a thing?

New Home

Good grief... I almost preferred when the mysterious posts were about Rule n. 1.