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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #452
    Clareman
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    scotchy wrote: »
    Gynaecologist ?

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    Considering 2 of their albums are Cucumber Castle and This is Where I Came In then that's a possibility.... :eek::eek::eek:


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    #453
    scotchy
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    Clareman wrote: »
    Considering 2 of their albums are Cucumber Castle and This is Where I Came In then that's a possibility.... :eek::eek::eek:

    Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


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    #454
    Suckit
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    Imagine that scenery on your school/fun sports day!! ��

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110075407&postcount=8339


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    #455
    Clareman
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    scotchy wrote: »
    Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


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    They are clearly nothing but a gowl


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    #456
    Pawwed Rig
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    scotchy wrote: »
    Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o

    It is more a word that young kids use than vulgar slang. Would be on par with willy or mickey.


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    #457
    Silent Running
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    scotchy wrote: »
    Clareman. I actually had to explain the meaning of Gee to a good Clare friend of mine.....Gee is a rather vulgar Dublin slang word for a lady's tuppence:o


    .

    Reminds me of an old joke...

    Pregnant woman's water breaks. She rings 999 for an ambulance, and is asked where she's ringing from. She answers "from me gee to me knees" :D


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    #458
    Charlie-Bravo
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    I get tired of this tread sometimes.

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    #459
    New Home
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    *Slow claps*

    Bravo, Astrofluff, that's top-notch punning, I'm really impressed. Bravo! :D :cool:


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    #460
    New Home
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110094887&postcount=1948

    Instant calzone.


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    #461
    Capt'n Midnight
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    astrofluff wrote: »
    I get tired of this tread sometimes.
    It's wearing thin. Spare a thought for those of us who take criticism personally. Right now I feel deflated as it hasn't been a good year.


    I just have to find a way to get my groove back.


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    #462
    New Home
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    Aaaaaand... the Puntastic Capt'n takes the lead again. :D


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    #463
    Charlie-Bravo
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    Oh the silliness - I feel a full-on silly weekend happening.

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    #464
    Clareman
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    Ah lads, jack it in before I go nuts. I thought we were all fiends and alloys here but I can see that we've reached the (hub) cap of puns in the tread and we'll need a release valve to release some of the pressure.


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    #465
    New Home
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    Those are so bare they'd make it on the Pirelli calendar.


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    #466
    ganmo
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    I think it's time to put a (tube) sock in it


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    #467
    PMU
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    m17 wrote: »
    Murmuration

    where is this


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    #468
    fritzelly
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    PMU wrote: »
    where is this

    https://www.worldphoto.org/sony-world-photography-awards/winners-galleries/2018/professional/shortlisted/natural-world/very


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    Worztron
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110099182&postcount=2864

    It looks like a penguin. Are those starlings?

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    New Home
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    Worztron wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110099182&postcount=2864

    It looks like a penguin. Are those starlings?

    Yes. :)


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    #471
    PCX
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    Seems reasonable.

    This list accurately reflects my position but I would like to add that in addition to cow's milk I'm happy to accept cheese made from goat, sheep or buffalo milk as well :)

    Ummmm cheese....


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    #472
    RobertFoster
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    I think I'd try them all, and that's without a cheese addiction.


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    #473
    Capt'n Midnight
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    RobertFoster wrote: »
    I think I'd try them all, and that's without a cheese addiction.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjGXCk-RVU


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    #474
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhjGXCk-RVU
    The problem is that you'll feel a bit ruff after trying it, but you're barbing up the wrong tree if you expect there to be be any k9 puns here.


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    #475
    KAGY
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    While the photo of the Chinese tragic jam is actually a 4 lane motor way that expands to 50 for the toll booths and then back to 4, and was takem on their equivalent of a bank holiday Monday there was actually a much worse jam
    From Wikipedia
    The China National Highway 110 traffic jam was a recurring[1] massive traffic jam that began to form on August 13, 2010, mostly on China National Highway 110 (G110) and Beijing–Tibet expressway (G6), in Hebei and Inner Mongolia.[2][3] The traffic jam slowed down thousands of vehicles for more than 100 kilometres (60 mi) and lasted for two weeks.[3][4][5] Many drivers were able to move their vehicles only 1 km (0.6 mi) per day, and some drivers reported being stuck in the traffic jam for five days.[5]


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    #476
    New Home
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    I remember the photos, they were nightmare-inducing.


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    #477
    GreeBo
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    Worztron wrote: »
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    The long lost Chuckle sister?



    Mod: Moved to chat thread


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    #478
    Charlie-Bravo
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    What's the Celt flute one getting at? Slightly lost!

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    #479
    dulpit
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    astrofluff wrote: »
    What's the Celt flute one getting at? Slightly lost!

    Instagrammers be like "felt cute..."


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    #480
    wilser
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    dulpit wrote: »
    Instagrammers be like "felt cute..."

    Jesus, is that actually a thing?


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    #481
    New Home
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    Good grief... I almost preferred when the mysterious posts were about Rule n. 1.


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