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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #542
    New Home
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    Right. I'm changing rule n.1 - it's no longer " If you can't see the joke, it's probably about a penis", from now on it's "NSFW also means DO NOT WATCH CLOSE TO MEALTIMES. It also means "Stuff you really didn't want to know:".


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    #543
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,709 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Anyway... let's move swiftly along...

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110205200&postcount=6091

    You're also still on the shelf, too.


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    #544
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    my3cents wrote: »
    Well it wouldn't have worked if the coffee was called Windows Defender ;)

    Sound, as usual, it was starring me in the face. Lolz.

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    #545
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    astrofluff wrote: »
    Sound, as usual, it was starring me in the face. Lolz.

    Your not the only if I'd fill a lot of space here if I posted every time I didn't get a joke :o


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    #546
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Death of a meme. RIP Gumpy Cat ...


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    #547
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Worztron wrote: »
    480486.jpg

    I can't believe how few thanks this got?

    It seems obvious to me that very few members here know a stripper.


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    #548
    locum-motion
    Registered Users Posts: 5,143 ✭✭✭locum-motion


    my3cents wrote: »
    I can't believe how few thanks this got?

    It seems obvious to me that very few members here know a stripper.

    Or maybe the members know more about Venn diagrams than the creator.

    The sets shown do not make sense. There should be one set called “will sit on your lap” and another called “you can’t touch”.

    Inside the overlap between the two, the words Cats and Strippers should be found.


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    #549
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Mike Litoris wrote: »
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    I think this would be more appropriate in the WTF thread :eek: Seriously was it a werewolf that made that sub? :eek:


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    #550
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,394 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I think this would be more appropriate in the WTF thread :eek: Seriously was it a werewolf that made that sub? :eek:

    Some of the comments are hilarious but this is top notch
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10161791859760707&set=p.10161791859760707&type=3&theater


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    #551
    ganmo
    Registered Users Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    my3cents wrote: »
    I can't believe how few thanks this got?

    It seems obvious to me that very few members here know a stripper.

    It might be down to the poster... have a look at how many thanks his recent one had(at time of posting zilch)


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    #552
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I think this would be more appropriate in the WTF thread :eek: Seriously was it a werewolf that made that sub? :eek:

    I thought it was one of these guys


    4443_50fa_800.jpeg


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    #553
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,051 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    Right. I'm changing rule n.1 - it's no longer " If you can't see the joke, it's probably about a penis", from now on it's "NSFW also means DO NOT WATCH CLOSE TO MEALTIMES. It also means "Stuff you really didn't want to know:".

    You mean like this ?
    https://i.imgur.com/OY2kk5n.jpg


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    #554
    New Home
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    *Clicks on link thinking, "All right, Capt'n, Ill bite. What could possibly go wrong?"*


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    #555
    New Home
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    Pft. Builds up your antibodies.


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    #556
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Just eat the feckin fly as well, the paradox could end the world......


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    #557
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Capt midnights post about Corey not listening in maths.
    Is there more than meets the eye?
    Corey is coerced to say wrong answer of 7?


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    #558
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    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Capt midnights post about Corey not listening in maths.
    Is there more than meets the eye?
    Corey is coerced to say wrong answer of 7?
    Corey wasn't istening to the teacher, so didn't know the question.
    Was given an answer, which he had to trust was correct.


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    #559
    dulpit
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    New Home wrote: »
    music-illustrations-lim-heng-swee-coverimage__700.webp

    Ti la couch mi re do?


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    #560
    fritzelly
    Registered Users Posts: 17,394 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Do re mi fa so la ti

    But in reverse...











    Sofa


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    #561
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    dulpit wrote: »
    Ti la couch mi re do?

    Couch, brilliant. I know you're taking the mick :D

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    #562
    New Home
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    Nonononono. It's

    Ti la settee mi re do

    :pac:


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    #563
    dulpit
    Registered Users Posts: 10,617 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    New Home wrote: »
    Nonononono. It's

    Ti la settee mi re do

    :pac:

    Settee. #notions


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    #564
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 22,353 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    You never hear settee any more. That's what we used to call it when we were kids. I don't know when I stopped. Not sure when or why I started using cupboard instead of press either.


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    #565
    Three More Big Sleeps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭Three More Big Sleeps


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    You never hear settee any more. That's what we used to call it when we were kids. I don't know when I stopped. Not sure when or why I started using cupboard instead of press either.

    I'm with you on this one, Pawwed Rig. Wasn't there a geographical survey posted in AH a while back? Pretty sure the settee/sofa/couch debacle was one of the questions. I'm a latter-day Nordie, so it was always a settee to me until DFS gave the world #notions of "sofa".

    Mind you, "couch" has to up there with "gusset" and "moist". #shudder


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    #566
    New Home
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    If, during a hot summer, you sit on a leather couch wearing a pair of pantyhose, their gusset would get moist.


    Damn, that was a good effort, even if I say so myself. :cool:


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    #567
    Pawwed Rig
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    Not sure what gusset is but afraid to google it.


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    #568
    Professor Moriarty
    Registered Users Posts: 14,368 ✭✭✭✭Professor Moriarty


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Not sure what gusset is but afraid to google it.

    It's safe.


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    #569
    Pawwed Rig
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    Professor Moriarty wrote: »
    It's safe.

    Well then I am not interested in googling it ;)


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    #570
    [Deleted User]
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110242037&postcount=1961
    That's the worst Jesus impression I've seen for a long time! :D


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    #571
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Not sure what gusset is but afraid to google it.
    It's the triangle piece of material on a pair of tights that keeps the legs together.


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