The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

Charlie-Bravo

This thread should be named the 'chat and pun thread!

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Chatting with imPUNity? :pac:

Did someone see a T-shirt and draw a cartoon

or did someone see a cartoon and print a T-shirt


I wonder????

fritzelly

One of life's great mysteries

my3cents

TheBody wrote: »

And whats worse they are driving on the wrong side of the road

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

Did someone see a T-shirt and draw a cartoon
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=481198&stc=1&d=1558861170
or did someone see a cartoon and print a T-shirt


I wonder????

Clue : Picture is from 2011.

Pawwed Rig

my3cents wrote: »

And whats worse they are driving on the wrong side of the road

So are the cows to be fair.

KathleenGrant

Elf on the shelf? Xxxxx on the xxxxx?

Mr Crispy

Ackbar on the snack bar!

my3cents

Darch Nemesis wrote: »

Ackbar on the snack bar!

I'm very glad someone explained that one, after a couple of Gin and Tonics on a sunny Sunday afternoon there was no way I was working that out.

The Princess Bride

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110281041&postcount=6294
And as with current fashion trends, she has one of those ridiculous eyebrows the young wans love!

Charlie-Bravo

The Princess Bride wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110281041&postcount=6294
And as with current fashion trends, she has one of those ridiculous eyebrows the young wans love!

Mono brow, mono brow, mono brow.

Mono, d'oh!

tea and coffee

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Green tea. 2 minutes at 80 degrees. For stress.

Pedantic Pete here - it's "what a stress" or a better translation is "what a faff"
(Sorry... I'm rolling my eyes at myself here)

Mod: Oi! Buster! No quoting pics and no chat allowed here in YLYL! Bring it to the chat thread or you'll feel the full brunt of "Ze Paddel"!

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Non-mod mode: Hehehe! Tea and Coffee commented on a tea post. Very apt!

RobertFoster

Beric Dondarrion wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ueQ007Vk0A

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https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110284852&postcount=1971

Speed of light?

Charlie-Bravo

They're actually both moving. The fan blades match the shutter speed of the camera :pac: **





**I tell lies for fun.

Pawwed Rig

Fixed camera attached to the fan maybe? Background of white ceiling seems to be shimmering aswell.

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Or maybe they just installed it the wrong way around.

The election one vote candidate reminded me of this, (skip forward to 19:40)
Disappointed that the recount scene was edited out though.

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote: »

In fairness he doubled that on transfers..

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-48432162

my3cents

My first thought was B****** Tree

rolion wrote: »

Hercule Poirot

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

Not related to the actual joke but who is that woman TV? Think I know her from something?

Mr Crispy

Is it Leslie Mann?

Hercule Poirot

Darch Nemesis wrote: »

Is it Leslie Mann?

Yes indeed, the name just wasn't coming, Danke

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m17 wrote: »

Where is this taken?

MOD: No chat allowed on the Cool Pics thread. The forum's chat thread can be found here, which is where I'll be moving this post. That said, I'd say it was taken in Japan.

Suckit

Be right back wrote: »

Where is this taken?

South Korea
https://www.statravel.co.uk/travel-blog/2016/06/a-highlight-in-oriental-asia-south-korea/

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Ok, so, not Japan, then.

Be right back

Be right back wrote: »

Where is this taken?

MOD: No chat allowed on the Cool Pics thread. The forum's chat thread can be found here, which is where I'll be moving this post. That said, I'd say it was taken in Japan.

Apologies.

The Princess Bride

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110319883&postcount=6395

Should be in the "Not For The Squeamish" thread, I am still twitching here.

fritzelly

The Princess Bride wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110319883&postcount=6395

Should be in the "Not For The Squeamish" thread, I am still twitching here.

That'as actually made me feel sick

Mr Crispy

FFS lads, you could have at least put up a NSFW tag.

:mad:

gozunda

The Princess Bride wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110319883&postcount=6395

Should be in the "Not For The Squeamish" thread, I am still twitching here.

That has to be an uniquely Irish grammar contraction - tbh it's fairly common

Example: Used as part of a friendly greeting etc

"Theiyr're ya bunch of gob****es" ... :pac:

Making meme ≠ Procrastination :pac:

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Wow, even Ken M gave his seal of approval to this!

Paddy Cow

New Home wrote: »

Wow, even Ken M gave his seal of approval to this!

Ken M is a legend. My favourite post of his was when they were going to reclassify Pluto as a planet and he said we should let Pluto back in as there aren't enough resources and people lost their minds trying to explain it to him

Paddy Cow

^^^ I meant to say shouldn't let Pluto back in

Charlie-Bravo

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

my3cents

astrofluff wrote: »

I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

Maybe the idea is that it gives you a headache?

Capt'n Midnight

astrofluff wrote: »

I'm handy enough at maths, but this has me...

Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum."

"Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first."

So the second professor gets up and heads toward the restrooms. Before he gets there, though, he finds the waitress and says, "This may seem weird, but my colleague is going to ask you a question. When he does, I want you to say, 'x cubed over three', okay?" The waitress agrees, and the second professor returns to the table.

After a couple minutes, the waitress comes by to ask if everything is okay. The first professor asks her, "My friend and I were just discussing whether or not people bother to learn calculus anymore. Can you tell me, what's the integral of x squared?"

Dutifully, the waitress answers, "x cubed over three."

"Well I'll be, I guess you were right!" exclaims the first professor, "Looks like lunch is on me!"

Walking away, the waitress is heard to say, "Plus a constant..."

RobertFoster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg

Gloomtastic!

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum."

"Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first."

So the second professor gets up and heads toward the restrooms. Before he gets there, though, he finds the waitress and says, "This may seem weird, but my colleague is going to ask you a question. When he does, I want you to say, 'x cubed over three', okay?" The waitress agrees, and the second professor returns to the table.

After a couple minutes, the waitress comes by to ask if everything is okay. The first professor asks her, "My friend and I were just discussing whether or not people bother to learn calculus anymore. Can you tell me, what's the integral of x squared?"

Dutifully, the waitress answers, "x cubed over three."

"Well I'll be, I guess you were right!" exclaims the first professor, "Looks like lunch is on me!"

Walking away, the waitress is heard to say, "Plus a constant..."

Oh, how we laughed!

Victor

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://twitter.com/diegheaux/status/1132016207182389248

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https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110387537&postcount=6582

How will it all unfold?

gozunda

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

https://asset-9.soup.io/asset/14439/0599_952d_500.png

fritzelly

I'm laughing too much at that one

Victor

RickBlaine wrote: »

Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.

KathleenGrant

Victor wrote: »

Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.

Nearly spit my lunch across the table when I read this.

Paddy Cow

Victor wrote: »

Image represents Sottish people. Image likely shows one Australian-American and a bunch of Irish people.

That's cultural appropriation :pac:

Gloomtastic!

Should have been posted in ‘You want, You lose’? I so want!!!

Mr E wrote: »