The most racist thing you’ve done,

Cody montana

Father Hernandez wrote: »

Working in a bar in Dublin a number of years ago.

Quiet enough around lunchtime, there was 3/4 tables of people, 1 of them with 3 Asians eating lunch.

I was chatting to a colleague who was on his break eating lunch at the bar when an Asian man walked in & caught my eye about to ask me a question.

Without hesitation, I said “They’re over there” pointing to the table of Asians.

Yer man looks at me as if I’ve two heads and proceeds to ask if we have a menu he can look at as his family want to come in for food. Said colleague nearly spat out his soup laughing.

Haha, that’s funny.

I was in Japan and was served raw horse meat after a few Japanese drinks.
I went in a rant about killing whales, while eating the horse.

Undividual

alchemist33 wrote: »

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Bloody Poles

dhaughton99

Laughed when Jeremy Clarkson said ‘slope’.

Undividual

I once had sex with an Asian girl and didn't degrade her the way I normally would. The bigotry of high expectations I guess.

Ninthlife

I once said get the $%£¥ outta here to a claim by a non national that they did something extraordinary.

Its only now thanks to this thread that i feel i may have done wrong and thaf person must think im a raging racist of the highest order

The Enbalmer

I've had words with a few so-called toilet attendants in pubs.

Once I was in a cubical taking a dump and this head pops over the top of the door(presumably to see if I was doing coke or something).
Anyway I shouted at him to mind his own business and when I came out of the cubicle he starts shouting his head off saying some nonsense about wanting to check in case I'd fallen asleep and when I told him to fcuck off he immediately started calling me a racist and all the rest of it.

I remember ranting back at him to the effect that I was a senior immigration officer and demanding to see his work permit..he roared at me and I roared at him,threating to come back with a warrent for his deportation 😂
A bouncer finally showed up to end the fun just as it looked like I was going to get brained with a can of air freshner.

Cartroubles

Apparently it was when I had dreadlocks.

TAFKAlawhec

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

Apparently not stick up for my race when I helped a lady up after she was pushed and I broke the nose of the person who did it.
Didn't know she was foreign, wouldn't have made a difference either way.

dhaughton99

Undividual wrote: »

I once had sex with an Asian girl and didn't degrade her the way I normally would. The bigotry of high expectations I guess.

That Marie Kondo one is so hot.

Ninthlife

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

Feisar

In convo with a person of colour said “call a spade a spade”

bazza1

I ate jam with a gollywog on the jar

Ninthlife

bazza1 wrote: »

I ate jam with a gollywog on the jar

You bastard

Cody montana

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Last year I was transiting through Dubai Airport on the way back home, and went to the duty free shop to purchase a couple of mobile phones. Sales girl asks what I'm after whom then refers me on to a different sales assistant, both of them I guess by looking at them were local Arabs. He comes over, and noticing that my overweight pale Irish complexion is melting away even in the air conditioned building, mentions that I'm sweating a fair bit and I reply out of habit "Yeah, I'm sweating like a pi..." I immediately realise what I've just said and can't stop apologising hard enough to the two of them. Thankfully they both just laughed it off and the male assistant in the duty free got everything sorted for me. Both of them couldn't have been nicer, and more than likely have had eejits like myself come out with faux pas before.

Is that the airport where you walk around in a circle?
Like a mart.

Undividual

Ninthlife wrote: »

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

He was sweating cos he had a pack of Clonakilty in his case.

TAFKAlawhec

Ninthlife wrote: »

I thought you were sweating cause you had a few kilos of drugs inside you...the pig comment really threw them off

Don't even start! Several times on both the forward and return trips I was pulled over by airport security for being a bit sweaty (this was back in June & July when the heat was on in Europe).

Cody montana wrote: »

Is that the airport where you walk around in a circle?
Like a mart.

It's massive. On the first leg transiting it was around a 35-40 minute walk from going through security (after having gone through the arrival gate) to reach the departing gate. On the return leg, the airport laid on a shuttle bus that was a 15 minute journey from one airport terminal of the airport to another for the connecting flight.

Ninthlife

TAFKAlawhec wrote: »

Don't even start! Several times on both the forward and return trips I was pulled over by airport security for being a bit sweaty (this was back in June & July when the heat was on in Europe).

So you have the drug courier look

Undividual

Ninthlife wrote: »

So you have the drug courier look

The clenched butthole look.

Sam Hain

alchemist33 wrote: »

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Exactly why I have an African lad at home to polish my shoes.

Renegade Mechanic

I'm so racist that I cross the road to avoid other races, even when driving and I'm so homophobic I eat bananas with a knife and fork.
Yesiree, I'm quite the catch, if I do say so myself.

Richard Hillman

I had pizza earlier, therefore culturally appropriated Italian people.

AskMeBollix

I was burning off some old shrubs and some trees I cut down, the white hood is for health and safety reasons, some might call it racism

Atoms for Peace

I ate a gollybar once.

facehugger99

I always scramble to put on my seat belt really quickly if the taxi driver is black.

SeaFields

Was in Scotland with work recently. Got a taxi from the airport and one of the lads jumped in the front seat. En route from the airport we passed Wong's Chinese restaurant. Your man in the front says "you'd be waiting a wong time in there for a curry".... delighted with himself he looks over at the taxi driver....who was Chinese

greencap

This one time I was at home with a friend and there was a lampshade lying around, so I told him to look at me, then put the lampshade on my head and did a cliche sort of racist impression of a China man.

Turned around and there's only a family of Asians looking in the window.

fxotoole

greencap wrote: »

This one time I was at home with a friend and there was a lampshade lying around, so I told him to look at me, then put the lampshade on my head and did a cliche sort of racist impression of a China man.

Turned around and there's only a family of Asians looking in the window.

I hear you’re a racist now, Father

judeboy101

6541 wrote: »

In an Irish bar in Sydney, Salvation Army came in looking for money. I was drunk, I called them English protestants etc. Didn't give them any money, they left the bar. I am not very proud of my stupid racist actions. I am now older and more mature....

In fairness, they were protestants.

razorblunt

I only eat black wine gums, I fully segregate them from the packet too.