The most racist thing you’ve done,

Cody montana · 20-01-2019 11:49PM #1

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

frag420 · 20-01-2019 11:50PM

I only eat white chocolate...

20-01-2019 11:51PM

Objecting to Travellers being accorded ethnic minority status.

Gwynplaine · 20-01-2019 11:51PM

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

It's Chips Curry

alchemist33 · 20-01-2019 11:53PM

Polished my shoes last night and accidentally got some polish on my face. Was so ashamed when I looked in the mirror that I actually handed myself in to Twitter.

Ninthlife · 20-01-2019 11:53PM

Watched Menace II Society and laughed at the use of the N word

Ninthlife · 20-01-2019 11:55PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

It's Chips Curry

It is in its hole.

Curry chips as per the Oxford Dictionary (maybe)

Cody montana · 20-01-2019 11:55PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

It's Chips Curry

Racist

Pauliedragon · 20-01-2019 11:56PM

I watched blazing saddles a few weeks ago and laughed at it. I'm going to hell.

The Talking Bread · 20-01-2019 11:56PM

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air and it landed on a black man.

And you?

Gonad · 20-01-2019 11:56PM

My uncle married a black lady and she had a few black kids.

I once called one of them by the wrong name and stupidly said “which one are you again. “

harry Bailey esq · 20-01-2019 11:58PM

Cody montana wrote: »

I once threw some curry chips in the air.
And you?

You horrible, horrible man. But yer no racist.

Twenty Grand · 21-01-2019 12:02AM

I had a piss and didn't pay the man.

Ninthlife · 21-01-2019 12:04AM

Twenty Grand wrote: »

I had a piss and didn't pay the man.

Jesus H Christ...

Ive read some horrible things on Boards one being man gets hit by a train but this....this is just too much

Eamonn8448 · 21-01-2019 12:05AM

i ate all the black ones out of the jellybaby bag .

The Talking Bread · 21-01-2019 12:05AM

I refused to just tackle the elephant in the room and ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.

Marengo · 21-01-2019 12:06AM

Cameroon lady next door was trying to set me up with her sister.

She asked me did I fancy 'brown girls from Cameroon's?

I said I didn't mind. I lied.I don't fancy girls from Cameroon

21-01-2019 12:06AM

In an Irish bar in Sydney, Salvation Army came in looking for money. I was drunk, I called them English protestants etc. Didn't give them any money, they left the bar. I am not very proud of my stupid racist actions. I am now older and more mature....

Cody montana · 21-01-2019 12:06AM

The Talking Bread wrote: »

I refused to ask the "local" taxi man once where he was originally from.

Is that racist? Oh ****!

lbc2019 · 21-01-2019 12:08AM

I told all the straight white men that I was sick of their shít

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-01-2019 12:08AM

I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

The Talking Bread · 21-01-2019 12:09AM

Cody montana wrote: »

Is that racist? Oh ****!

I did jump straight to the assumption that he loved soccer and supported Arsenal though so I wasn't all that bad.

lbc2019 · 21-01-2019 12:09AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Even worse if you were sprayed by a Lynx.

he brought his cat?

Ninthlife · 21-01-2019 12:10AM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

I refused to give some of my. Pocket money to the body babies, the the logic they didn't have anything to spend it on.

Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are

lbc2019 · 21-01-2019 12:10AM

Ninthlife wrote: »

Those poor body babies...whatever the **** they are

babies with no limbs?

Ninthlife · 21-01-2019 12:12AM

lbc2019 wrote: »

babies with no limbs?

Spider babies..body of a spider and the head of a baby..if Princeess Consuela Hayla Whola gave money theyd be normal babies or possibly spiders

Father Hernandez · 21-01-2019 12:12AM

Working in a bar in Dublin a number of years ago.

Quiet enough around lunchtime, there was 3/4 tables of people, 1 of them with 3 Asians eating lunch.

I was chatting to a colleague who was on his break eating lunch at the bar when an Asian man walked in & caught my eye about to ask me a question.

Without hesitation, I said “They’re over there” pointing to the table of Asians.

Yer man looks at me as if I’ve two heads and proceeds to ask if we have a menu he can look at as his family want to come in for food. Said colleague nearly spat out his soup laughing.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 21-01-2019 12:13AM

lbc2019 wrote: »

babies with no limbs?

This may have been in a previous incarnation now I come to think of it...

greencap · 21-01-2019 12:13AM

On a job which required teams to work together.

There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

Turned out he wasn't.

lbc2019 · 21-01-2019 12:14AM

greencap wrote: »

On a job which required teams to work together.

There was one black fella, and he was a narky unhelpful little so and so.

My team was behind and one of the team in a moment of desperation suggested we ask narky black lad for help.

I had one of my 'lesser moments' and jokingly muttered 'yo fck that nigga' in a gangsta style, thinking he was too far away to hear.

Turned out he wasn't.

How was the HR meeting?

greencap · 21-01-2019 12:16AM

lbc2019 wrote: »

How was the HR meeting?

Nah, he didn't.

But I did get labelled as the local nazi for a while.

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